We are all friends, nobody wants to hurt you
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We are all friends, nobody wants to hurt you
In Equestria, at night, there was a mare called Twilight Sparkle. She had just completed a prophecy and ended up as one of the most powerful ponies in all of Equestria.
She became a princess.
She couldn't believe it herself, but if she didn't botch an important spell, and nearly destroy her life as she knew it, she wouldn't have become one. The funniest things can happen from such mistakes. Celestia had agreed to personally give Twilight her own coronation tomorrow afternoon, as for right now, she was doing what she did best during these events.
Worry.
"Oh, what if I do something un-princess-like? What if some madpony came in and tried to attack me? What if..." Twilight rambled.
"Twilight, be quiet!" Spike yelled, annoyed. "I know that you are going to be a full-blown princess, especially now that you are an alicorn, but you need to stop worrying. Try to relax by... um... Ooh, reading a book! That always calms you down."
Twilight, looked at her assistant, and smiled. "You're right, Spike, I just need to relax, not worry. Nothing will go wrong at all."
"Glad to hear." Spike yawned and proceeded to go bed. Twilight smiled at the dragon and proceeded to open a random book.
"Huh, humans? That's a hoot." Twilight said sarcastically. She knew that humans didn't exist at all.
Not at all.
Meanwhile, in another universe, two men were being watched over by a man in a Wehrmacht outfit. Doctor Edward Richtofen had just set forward the first of many steps needed to begin his quest to finally get control those verdammt minions.
But for now, there was work to do.
The first to stir was the Japanese man. He has slowly opened his narrow eyes and looked at the doctor. Richtofen noticed and smiled.
"Ah, good, you are awake." Richtofen greeted
"Ohh, who are you?" the Japanese man groaned.
"I am Doctor Richtofen, and I am the one who is going to help you survive this zombie apocalypse.”
"Zombies, hah, I'd rike to see one come here and try."
*RAGGH*
The man looked out a near by window and sure enough he saw five undead Nazi soldiers wondering around, clawing at the doors and windows an some just stood still as if the didn't know what to do.
"You were saying?" Richtofen said.
The Oriental sighed and spoke.
"I am Takeo Masaki of the Imperial Japanese Army. I fight for honor and grory!" Takeo stood up, and pumped his fist.
"Good to hear, mien freund. Now take this." Richtofen handed Takeo an M1911 handgun, fully loaded.
As Takeo took the gun he heard shots being fired.
"who's that?"
Oh, just another one of mien freunds.
"Hahaha you can't even kill a drunk soviet" laughed the Russian as he fired his specter into the crowd of zombies killing them.
After the man finished killing the zombies he retreated into the bunker.
"Hey Nikolia" greeted Richtofen
"I'm nearly out of vodka replied Nikolia as he quickly made some Molotov's from some spare vodka and used the Nazi banners as the fuses. "I'm going out again before more hell pigs comes" said Nikolia as quickly rushed towards the entrance of the bunker.
"Werr, what now Richtofen"
"Patience Takeo good things happen when you vait" responded Richtofen looking at the strapped down American. keep an eye on him for me I'm going to try to find a safe route out of this bunker and let me know if he starts waking up.
If you say so doctor, if you say so.
In Equestria
The morning sun began to beam down onto the future princess. Today was the big day. Twilight woke up and went to the shower. She had not gotten used to the fact that she had wings now, but she had to make due. She did the usual routine of eating breakfast, brushing her teeth afterwards, and making a checklist.
All she had to do was go to Canterlot via chariot. Twilight did say she'll go, under one condition. Her friends and family must be there for sure. As she trotted down to the bottom of the stairs, she saw her six friends: Spike, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie. Pinkie was basically bawling her eyes out at the fact that her bestest, best friend in the entire world is going to become royalty herself.
"Don't cry, Pinkie, this isn't anything to be sad about."
"I'm not sad, Twilight, I'm just sooooooo happy for you. Who else would have thought YOU, of all ponies, would become a princess?"
Twilight blushed at that remark. Not even she would've thought this was happening. Regardless, the show must go on, as the saying goes.
"There's our ride!" Rainbow yelled out, pointing to the chariot being pulled by a couple of Pegasi. It landed near the group of seven hopped on.
At the bunker
Uh... where.... am... I
"Hey doctor he's gaining consciousness now".
Excellent, good work Takeo now let me do the rest.
Richtofen began to lean in close to the American and whispered in his ear "hey time to vake up Yankee doodle"
The American began to start opening his eye's and as soon as he saw Richtofen he asked in raspy and angry tone "Who.. the... fuck.. are you".
Richtofen gave a confused look at the American and said in his mind " Interesting you don't remember me mmm amnesia perfect".
Richtofen began to unstrap the American.
Suddenly the American grabbed Richtofen by the throat and brought his face close to his and repeated what he asked I said who... the fuck... are YOU!.
Takeo immediately aimed his pistol at the Americans head but removed it when richtofen signaled him to stop.
I'm Edward Richtofen and this my associate Takeo, we are friends you and I, nobody wants to hurt you.
You and I friends yeah right replied the American.
No really we are friends nobody wants to hurt you" as Richtofen was speaking he put a spare 1911 pistol on the Americans chest.
You are Dempsey yes, we are friends see.
Dempsey suddenly threw Richtofen against a wall and aimed his pistol at him.
So like I vas saying... we are all friends, nobody wants to hurt you Richtofen said with smile.
Before Dempsey could ask another question they all heard gun shots, explosion and screams of pain.
Richtoen than looke at Dempsey and said Well nobody except a horde of cannibalistic zombies trying to claw there way in right now as we speak..... so yeah there's that.
In Equestria.
It was time, Twilight trotted down the hallway, slowly and gracefully. She gave an aside glance to see her brother, her sister-in-law, her parents, her friends. They were smiling for her, and she was sure that they were proud. She was standing at the end of the hall, countless ponies watching her as she stood proudly in her regal clothing, made by Rarity herself. Rainbow was ready to perform the Rainboom. Discord himself even joined in, hanging in the skylines, away from prying eyes.
"This should be good." Discord said.
Princess Celestia looked over to her student and smiled.
"I'm so proud of you."
"Thank you princess." Twilight gave a very calming smile, this was most ponies' dream, to become a high authority and lead this land.
"Let us begin!" Celestia yelled out. The Elements of Harmony lined up next to Twilight while Luna was on the other side.
Crrr
"Twilight Sparkle..."
Crrr
"...you and the Elements of Harmony have helped defend Equestria from disaster countless times..."
Crrr
"Does anypony hear that?" One of the audience members asked.
"...and thanks to you, you have stopped yet anoth... what is that?"
CRRR
"A meteor! RUN!"
"The sky is falling!"
"Meteors!"
"What!" Twilight couldn't believe it either. The two princesses and the Elements ran away, knowing how much damage these kinds of natural disasters can cause. After several minutes, they were almost to the safehouse, but...
CRRRRR CRAAHHHGHGHH
The meteor literally landed in front of the eight. Once the initial shock died down, the eight walked a bit closer to the meteor.
"Whoo, that was close!" Applejack said, wiping the sweat from her brow.
Fluttershy was basically curled up in a ball because of this rock.
"Well, looks like we have to help clean up this mess." Rainbow looked over to the rest of them, who nodded in agreement.
Celestia and Luna began to use their magic to levitate the rock up, but something in the rock messed with their magic and...
WRRRrrr
"Wo, Wo what the hell are those things Richtofen".
"Hay, where are we princess and what are those things".