The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I got to compete in the Running Of The Leaves Race!!! And even did a great job at it. I just wish my 'friends' didn't tease me for entering. I try my luck at racing and what do those two pukes do (namely Rainbow Dash, who cheats) they tease me for it. Why can't a nerd like me race? I'll bet YOU raced before, and YOU'RE a nerd.

What's this rule I hear about only ponies being aloud to compete in that ridiculous race? That's just prejudice!!!!

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Why don't those leaves fall on their own?