The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

My friend's sisters Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and that pathetic flightless pegasus Scootaloo (seriously, I thought what they did to grounded pegasi was banish them to the Everfree forest to live the rest of their lives off the land, assuming they survive at all), tried getting cutie marks at their school's talent show. Applebloom actually used her kung fu moves as a form of dancing; Sweetie Belle tried to make the decor, and did a miserable job; and Scootaloo nearly made me deaf with her bad singing.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Those brats even ruined all my dumb dragon's hard work at reshelving.