The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

That crazy dodo bird of yours is nothing but trouble. You should get rid of it before it burns down all of Canterlot.

How come I never knew about that crazy bird's ability to disintegrate and back again? I must not be as smart as I thought.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Are you a pyromaniac? Why else would you own a bird that catches itself on fire.