The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Derpy destroyed town hall so I was forced to donate my award money for that round up contest so those pukes can fix town hall; since Mayor Mare spends all of Ponyville's budget on useless celebrations and grey hair dye. Well the jokes on them, I didn't win any loot. But to avoid getting killed by that crazy mayor I was forced to run and hide from her. But my 'friends' are on her side so I'm being forced to go back home.

Applejack

PS: We left Pinkie and Rarity lost in the desert.