The Replacement Letters

Dear Mamby Pamby Pony Princess

Today I joined a dragon gang after my 'friends' teased me for wearing a pink apron. Why was I wearing a pink apron? Beats me.

Why don't you ponies know more about dragons than you already do? We fly over your HOMES; and it's not like dragons are all that threatening; Fluttershy scolded one like a child for the love of pete!

That annoying priss Rarity made a really bad looking dragon disguise to stalk me while I was hanging with the wrong crowd. The only reason why it worked was because there was a bizarre lookalike dragon named Crackle.

Spike

PS: You sent a letter to me, but one of the dragon thugs chucked it in lava before I could read it. I'll need you to send it back to me; that is, unless you've already been defeated since Twilight has to do all the hard stuff around here.