The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Are you for real? You seriously don't know your own niece very well? It took me, who hasn't seen her in years, to realize there's something fishy going on around here and you scoff at me like I'm stupid? And to top it all off you lost a fight against some shapeshifting love sucking bug-horse vampire monster? Where would you be without me?

Even if we did get to the elements, how would we have opened the door to them? You said only you can open that safe containing the elements; remember?

Looks like with leaders like you Equestria is doomed.

Twilight Sparkle