The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Today we went on a road trip to visit Golden Delicious because we suspected Pinkie Pie to be my distant cousin, but for some odd reason there was a smudge on the scroll that said if she was or not, and not just on THAT scroll but others as well. I think Aunt and Uncle Orange have gone quite a bit low. Who else could have went through all the effort to erase a whole branch of my family tree just because they is ashamed that the Pie family are related to them. Jerks.

Pinkie Pie is possibly a distant cousin of Applejacks? Maybe the Cakes are too.

Pinkie and Applejack

PS: Let's use dynamite on the Scariest Cave in Equestria. It's not like that cave is all that big.