The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Why did you make us reform Discord? He may not be AS evil as before, but he's still as evil as ever. He almost got Cadence and I eaten by a giant carnivorous worm; then to top it all off, when that giant worm attacked HIM what did he do? he went running to me. He faked being sick to test my friendship with him. If he wants to be my friend, shouldn't he BE a friend to me? He was a jerk.

When he asked for a glass of water, I should have doused him with snow.

Though he DID help me practice my flying (either that or he's even more reckless then Rainbow Dash) and he apparently gave Cadence a "wonderful time" because evil queens and kings don't attack often enough for her.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Who the hay was that smirking little piece of filth in guard uniform with Cadence? He wasn't a crystal pony, and the way he looked at me made me want to buck him to the moon.