The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Celestia

I must be the dumbest nut job in Equestria, I was behaving like an immature 7 year old when Twilight was trying to teach me the history of the Wonderbolts. If anything, I should be teaching my friends about the history of the Wonderbolts, after all I'm their biggest fan.

It's not like Spitfire likely knows about the history of the Wonderbolts. I'm sure she knows less than any of Philomena's feathers.

Did I seriously ask Twilight if it was time for recess? Pinkie Pie's insanity must be contagious.

Rainbow Dash