Drunk Clops

by ThePrinnyMaster

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1431

Alcohol gets my friend to write Clop fics

Very short stories…
Just to let you know, these are written by a friend who was drunk. These are meant to be funny…… and weird. I'm not going to edit these in anyway. Might get him to do more if you like them. Waring, Contains futa.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-12 06:46:46 UTC

sluttershy X Rambodash

sluttershy X Rambodash

"fluttershy where were you this whole time? we were supposed to meet up for the pony bike riding marathon an hour ago", rainbow dash said when fluttershy finally arrived to the area they are currently in

"oh im sorry rainbow dash i was.. i was just busy d-doing... uhh"

she said suspiciously

rainbow dash was instantly intrigued as to what fluttershy was up to, and wouldnt let it go without getting to the bottom of it

"whaat you mean you were busy? and what's that smeared all over your legs??"

fluttershy gasped in shock and turned a giant shade of red or purple depending on your quality of vision

"its nothing!"

"no let me see" rainbow dash demanded, abiet playfully. "come ooonnnn let me see" "NO!"

fluttershy was hesitent, more than usual and now rainbow dash was geetting anger

"we're an hour late to pony biking marathon and you wont tell me, why. if you dont tell me why thn i will find out why" rainbow dash was backing sluttershy into a corner and fluttershy was getting angry? and was turning mad?

"FINE IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW"

fluttershy shoved rambodash against the wall and released her throbbing member

"fluttershy what is that???!"

randboydash shouted in terror

"its a problem ive been having lately and the reason we're late to pony bike riding marathon! but now you have something else to ride" fluttershy shouted in anger and surprising determination

"i-i was just kidding about all that, i wont tell anyone about your little...l-large problem i prom---- AHH!"

fluttershy shoved her giant shlong into rainbow dash's rainbow vagina

"this is for my hurt feelings!" she yelled as she pushed in deeper, "and this is for your own good!"

"F-FLUTTERSHOYP! AHHH! ooohhhhhHHH" randydash moaned and cried

fluttershy came so hard that it propelled ranibow dash all the way to the ceiling, and back down onto fluttershy's glistening man rod

it happened over and over again until fluttershy's balls were like deflated soccer moms and her cock was blue from all the action

"t...t-hat will t-teach you to f-f-fUCK with me!"

fluttershy left rainbow dash in a drooling moaning crying mess on the floor

Smaug: the end

Princess Twilight Sparkle: Also amazing

Princess Twilight Sparkle: Diddy is shellshocked right now

Smaug: good

punkie poe X rarits

"oh dont you just love the circus?!" pinkie pie shouted in glee as she and rarity were strolling home together after hours on end of clowns and balloon animals

"well i must admuit that was pretty entertaining", said rarity. i espesically liked the part where that cloud sprayed you in the face with his squirter"

Smaug: good god im drunk

"that was my faopvirte part too, i love getting wet like that. i wish i could get a good soacking more often", pinkie said -- with a small hint of a blush on her faced.

rarity instantly caught a glimpse the smear of dark red over punkie's cheek and could nort help but feel a little excite at the thought of soaking her friend all by herself

then rarary got an idea. a delicidious idea. "hey pinkit pie hows about i hold onto those ballons for you?" she said. pinkie looked at all her ball oons and took note that she herself didnt have any fingers to hold them anyway that that a helping hoof would help graty

"thank ratity!" she handed her a few balopons and continued on her wallk. "thatst afluffy nice of you to help!"

"it's no problem ponk pie i have plendy of legs. 5 to be excaxt..."... this confused pinkie... "yet how do you have 5 lego? that can't be right---- OH MY GOST!" pinkie shoted

to ponkir pies' surpririse, her balloons were now tied around what looked like a... a-- RARITS long, half hard duck.

"rarirry! is -- is that a!" pink studderd, as she stopped walking and stared at the giant log

"oh pinaky pei you said you wanted to get soaked... . and i am here to help you..." pinie plushed and subcouintinously began drool. before her mind could keep up wither her mind, she was walking toward the throbbing apendenge in front of her

pinkie put her pink mouth on the pale hard penis and began to move her pink lips all over the skin, her pink tongue playing with the ribbon that the balsons were tied to

"thats right ponkie... take my deep within you". she complied and began to slurp the cock deeper, taking the ribbons with it liek sepgetti

pink pie started to humming, while sloshing on the penis and ribbons, getting closer and closet to the balloobs at the end

when the ballons reached her moth she inhaled them in wholle like a snaked eat a mouse

past the cock and down punkie pits throat they went, resting in her stomach and streching the walls of her gut

"i bet that feels so good", said rarty in huffle pants. "its liked you have a whole circus inside you now"

the thought of having a circus inside her body made pinkie orgasm with the force of the universe. pinkie could feel the circle of life within her

pinkie fell to the floor, feeling as tho she had just seen god, and dog had just acknoloeged her existed

"but my dear punkie poe you are no dont yet... i am nor finished with you"

suddenly ? and shockingly rarits angled her member toward pinkie pors opening, and shoved in

"OHHHHmmm, pinkir peo you are so tight" she moaned, and poiki gasped in pant and please

rarirty shoved her length in repeatedly into pinkie's pie, and then began to poke at her inflated stomach

then she began to punch her stomach "this is gonna fell so good" rarittttt said. suddenly the ballons POPED and pankie screamed in horror and delight

"now im going to fill you with my sea man, and then you will have clowns and arcobats for your body circus"

rarty huffed and then released, splooging inside of pinkie's glistening cherry, filler it up with thousands of new friends

she pulled out, then slapped piknies stomach with her limp biscuit to clean it, making pinkir giggle

"that was the best circus day ever!" she yodled

"i agree punk, i agree."

Smaug: the end

Smaug: jesus shit i should became an arthur

Princess Twilight Sparkle: You should get on with that cloud Cumulus thing

Smaug: where is that

Princess Twilight Sparkle: For Ryan

Smaug: wat

twilighjt X clastia

twilight sparkle was doing her laundry, when princess celestia knocked on the house

"hello twlight" she said

but then

she gasped when she noticed that twilight wasnt weating pants

"oh my!"

twilighjt sparkle turned out in shock and embarassmen, her giant member fulle exposed

"p-princess celestia i was -- i was just"

"shh no more words", said celestiita, "only passion"

calestica galloped over to twilight with fire in her eye

"p-prince what are yuo soing??"

Princess Twilight Sparkle:

ceslestia toppled over twilight with her massive frame, and pined her to the ground

Smaug: yes no rtears

Smaug: twilights jimmies were rustled

Smaug: but

Smaug: rustled in a good way... ..

"oh clestia" she moaned majestically as the princess began hoofing her manhood

"p-princess wait!

"i am... this is...." she stuttered, "this is my first time. i dont know how to do."

"celasita will show you how to bring pleasure to yourself with the magic of friendship""

suddenly princess clesita wipped out an electric egg beater, much to twilights shock and glee?

"im going to beat you off"

celelsleita found an outlet and plugged in the egg beater. then she took twilight's tail and plugged that in too

"OHH CLASTIA I FEEL SO GOOOD" she moaned

"i am feel the current s of pleasure coursing through my pony veins and straight to my heart?

"you're going to feel more than your heart being attacked by pure pleasure when i usee this egg beater and my toung? on your genetalia"

"and i will keep my tiara on"

the sheer thoguht of prince celstia keeper her tiara on during hot mating was enough in itself to bring twilitght sparkes to deep orgasm

"PRINCEZS CLESTIS IM COMING"

twilight squirted her entire load onto clitias muscular stomach

it started to drip into her belly button

"out of all the dozens of men ponies ive been with, you twilght have givin me the largest cum bath ive seen in all of this lifetime"

they both cried

Smaug: thats the end.

Smaug: did that ok?

Princess Twilight Sparkle: Amazing