Merciful Beats

by Saint-mercy

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Human
Length: 16173

I am anon, I can barely remember where I came from. I am human the only one in this odd place called Equestria and apparently the rest of the planet.

I am the only human here. This planet is filled with talking animals. Colored pastel ponies, griffins, unicorns, pegasi. Anything you think I just might name it. I don't remember much from the place I came from. Yet, there is always that sound, that rhythm, the beat. I will always remember this. I am anon..but I used to have another name…it wasn't my real name more like a nick name. Either way I am here, no point of arguing with it.

Mature Tag due to all of the sexual situations and foul language.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-31 14:05:01 UTC

Prologue: My arrival

That rythm, the beat, this beautiful music, where is it coming from? Then, I wake up.

"Ugh my fucking head!" I reach up and rub the top of my head feeling a bump.

"Yup, definatly got a not." I look around to see a forest...WHAT IN THE GOD DAMNED FUCK?! Why the hell am I in a forest!? I jump up and hit an object, this making me fall staright back down onto my ass. FUCK THAT I hold my head and sit there for what seems like hours.

Ok so first why am I in a forest...thinking..thinking...nope got nothing. I stand up avoiding the branch I hit my head on. Second, why in the fuck does this forest look so...creepy. I shiver. I might as well call for help.

"HELLO?! ANYONE OUT THERE?" Wait..there could be predators out here..I should shut the fuck up. I hear a rustling sound. shit! I instantly run towards anywhere as long as its away from the rustling.

"wait." A soft quiet whisper. I turn and look to see bush that slowly brustled. "Wut?" I thought to myself did that bush just-

"I wont hurt you." The bush spoke again.

"As fucking if!" Fuck that dude a talking bush? Just where the fuck am I? I turn and ran only succeeding in getting my face pelted with another branch. I fell on my back onto something sharp and yelped out.

"H-help!" I don't know exactly what or who I was hoping for I just needed help desperately.  My vision begins to darken around the edges of my eyes. I see a yellow blur looking at me. "What in the fuck are you?". Darkness.

"What are you?" It spoke back to me.

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Where am I? Woah spooky I can hear my own thoughts like an echo...echo..heh. Is this a dream..or am I dead. Wait...I remember falling onto something sharp...bleeding. Yup I'm dead, well that was a bad way to go out. Falling on a sharp rock? A stick? I dunno but that has to suck. Bum badum bum bum.

"He can talk I'm telling you Rainbow Dash, believe me!" That voice...THAT BUSH! But wait it wasn't a bush was it...it was someone, something that was hiding inside the bush. Something yellow.

"I dont know what it is looks like some sort of hairless monkey." A new voice...WAIT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ME?!

"We need to get him to a hospital or something Dash."

"He is a wild animal right? Well aren't you good at taking care of animals?"

Hey wait...if I can hear them..does that mean I'm alive? Wait, am I hearing them in my sleep, or..am I awake. MAYBE I AM DYING? I can hear a gentle beat in the back of my head. Bum budum bum bum.

"Hey look at him, he is moving!" I was trying to open my eyes but I couldn't seem to.

"My eyes! What did you do?" I lifted my hands to feel my eyes but was stopped by something soft that was covering my face. Is this a pillow? I lifted it off. GOD DAMN MY EYES! The light blinded me, my eyes were still adjusting.

"Woah, he really does talk." I looked towards the voice only to see a rainbow maned pony with big magenta eyes.

"What in the fuck? Are you talking?" A talking pony..but wait that was wrong, I looked at her sides....wings. Fucking wings! It's a pegasus! Holy shit!

"And you have wings!" And what the hell was that on its ass?

"Well yeah, what have you never seen a pegasus before?" It had a girly voice that sounded a bit gruff. Forced perhaps?

"Fuck no!"

"What does fuck mean dash? He has been saying that a lot now." A quieter voice I turn to look at the feminine voice. Annnd theres another but she is yellow instead of the cyan one that stood on the other side of the room.

"Where am I?"

"Fluttershy's home." The cyan pegasus gestured to the yellow pegasus that was now hiding away from me.

"More specific like what state?" The cyan pegasus looked confused.

"County?" Same look.

"Country?" Same look still.

"What do you call this place I am at?"

"Equestria, duh." She told me this as if I would know about this place.

"Uh, where?"

"Equestria...you know where you were born."

"I am not from here!"

"Wooooah does that mean he is some sort of alien?"

"I guess?" Does that mean I am on another planet? No! That cant be!

"I have to get out of here!" I tried to get up.

"D-dont move! " her voice was almost as soft as her gentle pink mane.

"No I gotta get the fuck out of here!" I raised up and PAIN! It shoved me back down to where I was. Great. I look down to my side where it felt like fire. Bandages were wrapped around my entire waist and the bottom right of my hip had a dark maroon splotch coloring the bandages.

"Stay still!" And like that the yellow pegasus was upon me checking out my entire body, I put my head down and looked off to the side of the bed that I was laying on. Hmm they put me in a bed..they have beds..how odd. But anyways there were my clothes. My black hoodie, my dark blue denim jeans, my Nike tennis shoes and even my camo boxers. My cheeks slightly felt warm. They undressed me?

"He has a blush on his cheeks, is he sick?" The cyan pegasus looked at my with her head cocked to the side.

"No I'm fine!" I was blushing.

"No lay back and relax, You're hurt and I will help you, please you have to trust me!" Her voice was slightly louder but now it contained sincerity. I nodded to her. I relaxed and shut my eyes. I have a lot to think about now.

She began to work on my bandages but I kept my eyes shut, I didn't need to see the damage, I am pretty sure it will leave a bad ass scar though.

.   .   .   .   .

First, Pegasi are common here, in Equestria? Second, they talk. Third, I am in another planet? Another dimension? All that mattered is that I was no longer in Earth. Fourth, I have no way back home so there goes that. Fifth, I can barely even remember home. And finally...what is that rhythm I keep hearing? Bum budum bum bum.

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It was the next day, in the morning if I had to guess..i could hear the birds chirping...playing there music as loud as they can. Even in this world birds still made there happy music. A knock on the door.

"Come in?" It was more of a question then an actual answer.

The door opened and out came the yellow pegasus named Fluttershy but I call her Shy for short. She looked inside the room, her face was hidden behind her own hair.

"So...uh-uh youre gonna be find mister?" She hang on to the last word, I guess she wanted my name...wait what was my name. Uh...shit. I cant remember, I am unknown even to myself...an anonymous human..I am anon.

"Anon." She squeed..like an actual sound..kinda cute, as she squeed her hair fell out of place revealing her face she, she was smiling. She looked so excited.

"Ok Anon, my friend Twilight is coming over to see you, she wants to know what you are."

"I am a human." She looked confused.

"Just wait till she gets here ok then explain it all to her." I nodded to Fluttershy.

.   .   .   .  .

An hour later I was staring at a purple unicorn named Twilight. A. Fucking. UNICORN!

"So you're telling me you're from another planet, you're the only kind of race here in Equestria and you have no idea what this place is?" I nodded to her.

"In my world we had legands about the kind of things that live here...Unicorns..Pegasi. All legend..all little kids tails." I was staring at her horn. This was all so much to me, way to quickly, my brain was having difficulty processing it all.

.   .   .

Not to long after talking to Twilight she began to give me a lecture about this world. About there cutie marks, there history, there Princesses, how they raise the sun, moon, and all of the stars. Crazy. After many hours of brain fucking Twilight finally took a break.

"So do you think you have a decent understanding of our world." I nodded to save my brain from turning to mush.

"Great! Now I must go back home its getting late. I looked outside and it was already dark...holy fuck I spent the hole day learning about another world, I didn't even notice that hours have blown right past me.

"Is it ok if he stays here with you Fluttershy?" The yellow pegasus nodded.

"Perfect! So tomorrow I will bring my friends and we shall teach you all about Equestria! Don't worry though we ponies are all very accepting.

"Yeah, sounds good." I sighed, the purple unicorn turned away and headed for the door.

"Hey Twilight....thanks for helping me fit in." I smiled at her and she returned it then left.

.  .  .

I couldn't sleep but on the good news the fiery pain has now subsided to a dull throbbing, I dint know what Fluttershy did but damn was it working. I kept tossing and turning slowly on the bed, my feet hung off the end but I don't mind, the fact that she didn't even know who or what I am and yet she still wanted to help me. If it wasn't for her I would probably still be lost in that forest.

I smiled to myself. "Thanks Fluttershy." A squeak.

I looked out into the darkness of the room. "Hello? Is someone in the room?"

"I-I'm sorry, I was just checking up on you." Her voice was quivering a bit.

"No problem and thank you for being here and helping me out it really means a lot to me."

"O-oh." Sounded like I hit a soft spot.

"Are you ok?"

"Yeah, it just. Nopony ever thanks me for anything I ever do." There was a hint of sadness and yet she still seemed to be happy.

"It sounds like they should."

"Hey um...Anon?"

"Yeah 'Shy?"

"C-can I sleep in here with you..Justtomakesureyouwillbeok!" I laughed and felt her withdraw a bit.

"Of course you can." Look at me talking to this pegasus as if she was a long friend.

"yay." Oh. My. God. That was adorable.

She walked up next to me and looked at the bed.

"U-uh where should I?"

"Anywhere as long as it doesn't hurt too bad." I gave her a friendly smile. She got on the bed and laid upon my legs.

I closed my eyes and began drifting into sleep, a calm dreamless sleep...but there it is again. Bum budum bum bum.

.   .   .

And so thats how I Anon, arrived at this magical place called Equestria. Where unicorns use there horns to move things, teleport, and even cast spells. Where pegasi flew up high into the skies and controlled the wheather. Where ponies made food for all. Where there are talking animals and monsters. Here these ponies would gladly invite a stranger into there own homes just to talk. So trusting, so sociable. Maybe this was better than where I came from...but still something seemed to be missing.

Bum Budum Bum Bum.

Fitting in

Bum Budum Bum Bum, there it is again that beat. I wake up.

I take a moment, I move my legs a bit. Yup still got my boxers on. I yawn and feel a weight upon my chest and warmth that wasn't from my own body, I look at the source. Oh look Fluttershy must have moved up to my chest. I stifle my laugh and pet her lightly running my fingers through her mane. Her soft whispering pink mane. I scratch behind her ears and her hoof raises and drops right onto my crotch causing me to cry out in pain.

"FUCKING HELL MY HMMMF." I silenced myself at the end due to a panicked Fluttershy freaking out on top of me, she jumped down.

"Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I didn't mean to!" I cut her off with a hand on her back.

"Its ok." I managed to push out those words from behind my clenched teeth.

"Uh what do I do?!"

"I-Ice would be perfect!" She left the room quickly.

"Fuck this hurts!" I proceeded to hold my crotch and jump up and down like a mad man dancing. She kicked me right in my god damned sack! It wasn't her fault though. The door swung open, Fluttershy had a bag of ice clenched between her teeth. She dropped the bag into my ever waiting hand, I shoved the ice into my boxers and pressed it against my throbbing crotch. Fuck that feels better, I let out an audible. "Ahh."

"Are you ok?" Fluttershy looked at me with worry but I just smiled and laughed.

"Dont worry about it, just pain it will go away." There was a knock at the door.

"Oh that must the girls!" Fluttershy seemed excited as she left the room and answered the door.

"Is the alien in here?" That was the cyan pegasus named Rainbow Dash.

"He is our friend be nice!" The purple unicorn Twilight.

"How in tarnation can he be my friend, I havent even met the feller'." An unfamiliar voice. Heavy southern accent. Heh they have a southern here?

"Well duh Applejack, everypony can be our friends!" A higher pitched voice, very happy excited..and loud. Hmm she seems nice but a bit to..

"A bit to assertive!?" HOLY SHIT SHE WAS IN FRONT OF ME! I jumped back and fell onto the ground.

"H-how did you do that?!" I asked the pink pony, her hair was puffed up, her coat screamed with its bright shade of pink, unlike Fluttershy's calming pink hair Pinkiepie's hair shouted...

"PARTY!" Ok how the fuck is she doing this.

"It is best not to think about it Anon she...well she is PinkiePie." Twilight walked next to her and laughed at me once she spotted my terrified face.

"Oh ok then, well hi there Pinkiepie."

"Call me Pinkie, all my friends do!" She seemed to vibrate from her own excitement.

"Ok then Pinkie." I gave her a smile and she gave me a hug. Ouch I grunted a bit and she let go.

"Sorry!"

"Nothing to worry about." I laughed a bit to reassure her.

"Now Pinkie don't go hurting the alien." The cyan pegasus came into the room. She looked down at me and instantly broke down into a laughing fit. "Pfft haahaha!"

"Ya'll don't go hurtin his feelins, I'm Applejack." She offered me her hoof but I shook my head at her. She was an orange pony with the most adorable freckles, and the most southern cowgirl hat upon her head stood next to the cyan pegasus who was trying to catch her own breath.

"Oh don't worry Im not exactly offended easily." I stand up and notice my manhood began to freeze. "Ah-ah c-cold!" I swatted at my crotch forcing the ice out of one of my boxer's leg holes. The ice fell on the ground and seemed to attract the five ponies looks. They looked down at it then back at me. "I had a problem..just don't ask." They nodded.

"So we gonna have a welcome to our planet party or what!" Pinkie began to jump up and down.

"Not yet Pinkie he still hasn't gotten used to this place yet, plus he hasn't met rarity yet, speaking of that lets go to her boutique, she must be busy." Twilight looked over at me.

"Alright but first let me get my clothes on." I turned and began to pick up my clothes. There ponies they wouldn't understand why I wear clothes. But still a bit awkward having to dress in front of them, they were all eying me down as I put on my clothes. All the way down to my shirt there eyes followed my every movement. "Ok I'm ready!"

"Oh rarity is gonna enjoy this feller." The orange pony looked at me as she spoke.

"What do you mean?" I am pretty confused. Why would she be interested in me already?

"She owns a boutique and you usually wear clothes...soo yup." She gave me a devilish grin.

"No! Nononono! I am not going to play dress up with you ponies."

"Trust me Anon you aint got a choice." As if, the day I play dress up is the day hell freezes over.

"Oh stop it you two lets just go." Twilight headed out the door and we all followed.

.   .   .

After about twenty stare downs from random ponies and half a mile later I stood in front of a boutique with many dresses displayed in the window. Looks like whoever lived her was pretty damn fancy. Pinkie left and so did Rainbow Dash. Pinkie said something about her Pinkie sense and the twins, Rainbow said this was just to boring for her. So it was just Twilight, Applejack Fluttershy and I. Twilight knocked at the door.

"Just a minuuuute." Said a sing-song voice from the other side of the door. A couple of seconds later and the door gently opened. A white coated unicorn stood at the other side of the door, her mane was a deep purple with the most luscious twirl in it causing it to bob at the end a bit.

"Hi Rarity, this is Anon."

"Hello Anon." She waved at me, her voice was more matured than the other ponies, language and tone.

"Hey Miss.."

"Rarity, just Rarity..come in come in, you look like you have a fashion sense." She opened the door wider and gestured us inside. Applejack lingered behind us, as if she didn't want to come inside.

"Hey Applejack you ok?" I walked back to her, she sighed.

"Ah just don't like of this fancy girly stuff." She was uncomfortable here, I put my hand on her back and patted her a bit.

"Relax I don't like fruity stuff either but I am here sooo, we can get through this together." I took my hand off of her and she looked up at me and gave me a nice smile.

"Well at least Ah know ah aint the dress pony today." She gave me a gentle punch with her hoof.

"Come on Anon I have been working all day and night since yesterday!" And just like that, I was yanked into a dressing room.

"Working on what? Why yesterday?" I was slightly panicking.

"Remember yesterday how you explained your planet to me and how you humans always wear clothes. Well I noticed you only had the clothes on your back, so I told Rarity about you...I drew a picture of you for her so she could get a general understanding of how to make you some clothes.." Twilight got all of that...just from me talking to her yesterday...fuck was she smart, and kind but damn is this dress up shit gonna get boring real fast. "Oh and I showed her all of your clothes so she could make clothes similar to each of your garments." Wait..she did what. I shivered a bit at the thought of Twilight staring at me in my sleep and staring at my clothes. Back home we had a name for a person like that. Stalker.

"Yes! Now try on all of your brand mew clothes!" A pile of clothes were thrown over the door landing on me. I looked around. Ok not that much. Then darkness!

"Ah! What in the fuck! What happened!?" I was surrounded by darkness and clothes..Oh. Fuck. Me. I realize that the darkness was clothes...dear god, so many shirts..pants, shorts, jackets, boxers, socks, oh hey look at that a hat and it actually looks pretty cool...WAIT NO! I am a man I do not enjoy playing dress up! I will handle this like a true man! I force the clothes out of my way and head to the door and open it. I fell face first at the hooves of the white unicorn.

"I am a man! And I have decided I will take it all, no need to try it on I like it!" She frowned at me.

"But Anon I insist-"

"No, on my planet men never tried on there clothes! They just grabbed and bought it, we are risk takers!"

"Ok then, buy them." She got you there.

"Uh..but you cant really expect me to have the money..I just.." I sighed.

"You can all of the clothes for free, if you try them all on." I dropped my head. Applejack began to laugh.

"Ah feel sorry for ya Anon!" Her words didn't match her actions, she had her hoof raised to her mouth and she just kept laughing.

I grunted "fine."

"Perfect! Now get to it!"

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It was day time when I got here...now its night. Thats how long it took to try on all of that clothing she made for me. Fuck. My. Life. Most boring thing I have ever had to do, but there was a part of me that enjoyed it. Seeing Rarity smile and always looking amazed as I came out, she never grew tired of me coming out to show her a new outfit. I was tired though. So sleepy. After about ten outfits Applejack left, another ten Twilight left, another ten Fluttershy left...and not to be mean but I literally forgot she was there..she was just so quiet. Rarity insisted I try on her last outfit for me. It was a simple white T-shirt with baggie pants..a lot like sweat pants. Perfect attire for bed. I yawned.

"Looks like its time to sleep."

I nodded. "I will head back to Fluttershy's"

"No stay here, you look sleepy already, I insist you sleep on my bed." She seemed a bit eager. I gave her a nod as I came out of the dressing room with the night outfit on. I yawned. "Follow me." She went upstairs and I lagged behind her.

Her bed...it was like it was made for a queen. I flopped down onto it and smiled. "So comfy."

"Well of course it is, do you think I can sleep on a simple hay bed?" I shrugged and laid back to look at her. She was putting on a nightgown, the kind that you can see through. Hmmm. Bum budum bum bum. And like that I fell asleep.

Dude what happened to my hair?

Bum budum bum bum wub wub. Wait wub wub? That sound is new. I wonder what it means. Why did it change? Ugh, will I ever find out? I wake up. I am laying in a bed that was meant for a queen. Laying next to me is a unicorn with the grace of one. Rarity, I wonder where she got that name. I yawn and get up, my hair feels greasy. Ew. Do ponies have baths and showers? I really dont wanna wake up Rarity but it looks like I have to. I shake her gently. Rarity opens her eyes and flicks her tail. She lets out a gentle hmm. Wow. She woke up like a queen to, all mannerly like.

"Hey um do you have a shower?" She nodded and gestured to a door on the other side of her room. I thank her and grab a plain white T-shirt and some blue jeans along with a pair of boxers and socks.

.   .   .

I am in the bathroom, everything is a bit short for me so I decide to take a bath instead of a shower. I turn the nob labeled hot then the other labeled cold. I strip of my clothes and throw them against the door. I put my hand under the stream of water. Warm water, perfect. I put the plug in the tub and allow it to fill up. I needed to take a relaxing bath but looking around I could see Rarity likes a truly peaceful bath. She had scented candles around the bathroom. She must have a busy life. I shrugged at my own thoughts and stepped into the tub and lay there. I turn off the water and look around for soap and shampoo. Oh look, fancy stuff. What a surprise. I smirk at myself and get to it.

.   .   .

I left the shower feeling refreshed and clean. Rarity was up and about, she was no longer on the bed. I had my dirty clothes in my hands. Hm, I wonder if they have washer and drier machines. Rarity walked into the room. She froze her eyes never leaving me. What the hell was she staring at? She looks only at my face. No. My hair. I reach up and touch my hair. Soft. It has never been this soft, theres even a curl...no there are many curls in my hair.

"Mirror NOW!" She wasn't moving, I ran to her vanity dropping my dirty clothes I then looked into my reflection. Oh. Fuck. This. My hair was waved if the front giving it a mice flow, the top of my head was slightly wavy, and even the sides of my head now had nice smooth shiny hair instead of my normal flat scratchy hair. Wow I looked as if I just came out of a movie.  Rarity continued to stare at me. "I'm gonna try to put my hair back to norma-" a loud scream, came directly from Rarity.

"DONT YOU DARE!" I was laid out, put right onto my back with the white unicorn on top of me. Rarity began to move up rather sexually, she had a seduced look upon her face, she went up to my face. Oh god she is gonna kiss me. I closed my eues and quivered a bit only to feel a poking and prodding against my hair.

"How could you ruin this amazing style? This beautiful look? Its luscious shine!" I laughed a bit, one to think a pony would kiss e what the hell was I thinking, two she really..really loves style..finally this was pretty funny all in itself. I nudged her off of me but damn did she stick to me.

"Uh, I gotta go."

"Where?" She seemed as if she wanted to follow me.

"To Twilight's...if I can get lucky a certain mare could guide me there." I flicked my hair to the side and looked down at Rarity, O was rewarded with a sharp gasp.

"S-sure follow me."

.   .   .

We were on our way to Twilights home, the walk wasn't easy..probably cause I had a pony attached to my leg the whole time. She didn't lead the way she was more like a needy GPS system. Take a left here, keep walking straight, go right here. Ugh that was annoying. She told me to stop at a tree...but it wasn't just a tree, it had windows and a door. Did Twilight really live here? A tree carved out from the inside. Wow. I knocked at the door.

"Coming!" I heard a bunch of hoof steps and a couple of things being knocked over. Twilight opened the door and looked at me, then at the white unicorn attached to my leg, then back at me. She did this many times until I spoke.

"She likes my hair." I told Twilight.

"Oh." Is all that she could manage out.

"I am here for some information." Her eyes lit up and she pulled me inside along with Rarity. The inside of the tree...was a fucking library. Oh the irony, actually I wonder if some of these books were made from this very tree. Anyways thats not important. "I need to know where to get a job and how the money works here, after yesterday with Rarity, she made me realize I need some way to keep myself steady right?" And like that the lecture began. Thankfully she didn't drag it on for to long. About ten minutes later she was done explaining how money worked. "So basically a lot like where I came from." I could only remember so much about my planet though. I can remember the basics like rules and basic morals...but I cant remember to much about my own life. If only I could remember. Bum budum bum bum wub wub.

"So any ideas where I can get a job?" The vice grip that had been locked on my leg then spoke.

"Oh! I could always use help around my boutique!" Rarity was using some sort of whiny voice..sounded a lot more like begging then asking.

"Hey Applejack needs some help with the farm, she might not want to admit it but she really needs it." Hmm. Hard work...like a true mans work. I perk up at my own thoughts,

"Oh no you cant send him to work in that...that..that." She couldn't even finish her sentence. I gave her a questioning look. "It would ruin his hair! He would sweat and he would be all dirty!" I laughed at her,

"Don't worry I can always bathe. Plus I think it is more of my choice, I think I sill give her farm a shot." The face Rarity gave me looks as if I destroyed one of her favorite dresses.

"Fine."

"Good I will tell her you are coming!" Twilight used her horn to levitate a quill and a scroll but stopped and put them away. "I forgot spike wasn't here."

"Who's spike?"

"My baby dragon." She replied as if it was nothing. Wut.

"You never mentioned anything about dragons!"

"It slipped my mind, its nothing big relax ok lets all go to Applejacks farm." I nodded but Rarity seemed anxious.

"Uh, I got to get back to my boutique." She finally released my leg. Tingly, heh it went numb..and PINS AMD NEEDLES AH! I gripped my leg and wiggled my toes, shook my foot anything to get blood back into it.

"Are you that excited Anon?" Twilight looked at me with her big eyes.

"Yeah!" I half lied to her. I was excited to go to work, but not enough to dance like an idiot.

"Then lets go!" We both left to Applejacks farm.

The apple

Twilight leaded me to the barn, I was greated to see Applejack raising her legs to buck an appletree. What was she trying to achieve there not like she will knock it over or anything. She kicked it, apples fell from the tree into the waiting bucmets below. She mist be pretty damn strong. Twilight called out her name.

"Applejack! Anon wants to ask you something!" Applejack looked over at us and began to trot over. Twilight's horn began to glow. "Bye." Bye what did she mean? A flash of white and she was gone. Applejack now stood in her place.

"Howdy Anon." I was staring at the spot Twilight was but Applejack still occupied it.

"How? Did she just?" Applejack waved a hoof in front of me.

"Anon?" She punched my arm.

"Huh? Oh yeah, wait how did she just?"

"Magic." Of course, duh.

"Oh yeah, forgot."

"Did ya have a question fer me?"

"Yeah, um I was wondering if you could help me look for a job." She eyed me up and down. She shook her head.

"No way, did Twilight bring you here only to try and help me?" I was starting to understand what Twilight meant about Applejack not admitting she needed help.

"Yes and no, I really do need a job, she just recommended me to you." She sighed.

"Look, the work here isn't a job, its a living. Family oriented and not a business. Any bits we make is only spent on our barn or equipment, Twilight never has understood that, in fact nopony has."

"Well good thing I'm not a pony cuz I understand perfectly."

"You see that what I am saying nopon-...wait did you just agree with me?" I nodded to her.

"It's been a long time since anypony has ever trusted me...ponies always doubt me, they never take me word fer anythin!" She looked up at me with her big emerald eyes. Wow.

"N-no problem....uh so do you know where I can get a job though?"

"I think the market usually has ads out and fliers." I nodded to her.

"Thanks!" Applejack smiled at me and turned away saying something about work, I couldn't understand her.

"Anytime." I turned away and walked off towards the town. I looked up, the sun is still high up. Hmm, maybe about noonish? So I still got a lot of time. Wait...where will I go and crash at when its dark, Rarity's or Fluttershy's? I shrugged at myself. Whatever happens happens.

.   .   .

A half mile walk later I was in the dead center of Ponyville. So many stalls, so many vendors. Damn. I looked towards the postboard that was set up near a stall. A shit ton of fliers. A pony walked up next to me, she was a mintgreen color. And fuck was she staring me down. Usually I would get a few take backs but never this bad. Something was pulling my hand, I looked over. The minty unicorn was licking my hand. I pulled away quickly. "Excuse me? Personal fucking space?" The unicorn looked at me her eyes wide. She bolted off into the distance screaming about how it talked. Rude. I looked back up at the board. I began to look through the many fliers. Hmm, boring, boring, not to good with children, boring, cant bake worth shit, boring. Wait what is this. I pulled off a flier that had bright electric blue writing, but the electric blue was smudged as if someone tried to hid it, the readable parts of it read.

'I need assistance...good pay...no questions asked.' The address was a bit smudged but still legible. This seems kinda interesting I put the flier into one of my side jean pockets and headed towards the address. Thankfully the address patterns were still similar to what I'm used to. I was led to a two story house, seemed nice, intact, decorated, finely furnished. I walked to the door, the door nob was a treble cleft. Hmm, maybe a musician lived here? There was a door bell in the shape of another treble cleft. I pushed it, a soft deep hum resonated inside followed by a voice, a little deep for a female but to strained to be a male. Sounded like someone who used there voice quiet a bit.

"Hold up, I'm coming." The doorknob was surrounded by a glow and the door swung opened. A unicorn, pale white awesome electric blue mane, and cool purple shades. "Wooah, I must have taken something strong." Oh yeah, forgot I was an alien to these ponies. The unicorn prodded my belly with her hoof. "Wait you're actually here..sweet!" Not the reaction I was thinking of but hey hell of a lot better then getting stared down. I shivered a bit thinking of that mint colored unicorn.

"I'm here for the ad on this flier." I reached into my blue jeans and pulled it out then handed it to her. She picked it up with her magical grip and read it.

"Oh yeah, well dude I am excited you're a fan and all but thats not what I'm looking for." She sighed and began to shut the door, but I interrupted her.

"A fan of what?" I honestly didn't know what she meant.

She opened the door again. "Do you not know who I am?" I shook my head, her eyes lit the fuck up, I mean I could actually see her eyes from beneath her shaded lite up! A bright red. Kinda spooky, but pretty kick ass. Wait...why am I getting excited about a pony's looks? WHAT THE HELL!? The unicorn grabbed onto my shirt with her teeth then dragged me inside. She slammed the door shut and eyed me all over. "So you have no clue to who I am?" I nodded. "Perfect!" The unicorn ran off amd came back with a floating vinyl record. "Do you know what this is?" I nodded again. "This is even better!" Bum budum bum bum wub wub.

.   .   .

One game of twenty questions later the unicorn smiled at me and spoke. "You are hired!"

"For what?" I am still absorbing whats going on.

"To be my assistant!"

"Why though?"

"I am tired of fangirls! I have been looking for someone who wouldn't freak when they saw me! Everyone looooves D-J PON3." Dj? Bum budum bum bum wub wub. Wait...a sec...why does that feel...right now. The rhythm didn't invade my thoughts this time, I welcomed it. I invited the beat.

The unicorn looked at me and tackled me down, she was now standing on my chest, I was fully laid out in my back.

"Ponies like you arrr...wait you aren't a pony though...still you are rare and not just cause you're an alien! Now follow me were gonna get you familiar with the equipment! She jumped off and dashed up stairs. This was happening all to fucking fast my brain hurt from the processing.  Ok Imma break it down...so basically she is a popular DJ...next she wants an assistant but one who wont freak out about working with her, finally she hired me..not knowing if I had any type of musical history..which I don't, so she is a risk taker. I stood up. Good.

"Yo alien dude coming up or not?" She shouted from upstairs, I followed her voice to a door labeled. 'Studio of wubs!" Heh wubs. I found it funny and kept repeating the word in my head. Wub wub wub, wait I know that sound...but from where. The thought was taken from me as soon as I opened the door. One word. Woah. I stood in a the room an eager unicorn stood in the middle of it, equipment for days. Something kicked up inside of me

"Turntables, Mixers! Resonator! Sub woofer!" I continued to name off all of her equipment as I ran all about the room.

"Wait up alien, how do you know all of this stuff?" I looked at her. How did I? Good question.

"Honestly, I have no damn clue." She eyed me up and down. I shrugged. Seriously though how could I know this. I was thinking. Thinking. Nothing. Well damn.

"So I am guessing you know how to work the beats then huh?" Her voice sounded as if she wanted something from me but also a bit teasing.

"I-I guess?" That was more of a question rather then a response.

"Cool but not today ok? I don't believe in working on the first day, or do I believe in working!" She laughed at her own joke but I just looked at her. "Hey it was funny! Your alien head just doesn't get it!" She sighed. "Basically I mean dont think of this as a job, think of it as a love, something you wanna do not just for bits but for yourself."

"But thats already how I was thinking." That wasn't my own words...they were true, but I didn't think of them they just came out, as if I already knew. I looked up at her and she wore the most mysterious smile.

"Good, Now since you already know the basics lets get to the social part." Oh yeah, My brain has been processing all around me that it forgot the basics. "I am Vinyl Scratch, a.k.a." She took a deep breath. "D-J PON3!" I couldn't help but smile.

"I am Anon, a.k.a the alien." I looked at Vinyl, heh how fitting, I winder if she was born with that name...nah there was no way.

"Ok Anon, well this is my house/recording studio, I share it with my roommate Octavia..she..she can be a drag sometimes with her classical tastes.

"No problem for me, I can work around anything." I realized that sounded a bit too cocky.

"Oh a bragger!" She leaned against my leg and looked up at me. "Are you suuure you can work around anything?" She gave me a sly grin, my face grew a bit hot. Was she flirting with me?

"It has been cool and all but." I looked out her window. "It's getting pretty late, I should probably find a place to crash at." She clamped down onto my leg.

"You dint have anywhere to go? Stay here then! I have an empty guest room. OR you can take my couch!" I liked the last one, for so,e reason it felt more natural to me then sleeping in a bed. I cant explain why though.

"Sure thing, but tomorrow I need to tell all my friends where I have been and what I have been to." Friends...I actually thought of those ponies as my friends. Vinyl nodded at me and grinned, her purple shades a but low and her red eyes looked up at me. One word, one damn word that I cant stop thinking. Woah.

"Get some rest then, Tomorrow is going to be a busy day!"

.   .   .

An hour later and it was dark out, I was laying on Vinyl's couch, oddly it was like I thought, way more comfy. Vinyl went to her room, not her studio but her actual room. I haven't seen inside it but I doubt it will be dull.

So what have I accomplished today. One, became closer friends with Applejack. Cool.

Two, got licked by a creepy mint green unicorn. Fuck that.

Three, became friends with a popular D-J. That is a definite win there.

Four, got hired from said DJ. Fuck yeah!

Five, now I have a steady place to chill at and sleep. Nice.

Last, I remembered something about my past, I knew what all of that equipment was, maybe I worked for a DJ before. Yeah that seemed reasonable.

Well today has been another productive day. Bum budum bum bum wub wub. Oh! Almsot forgot, I have learned to enjoy the beat inside my head. Sorta like my own personal song. I shut my eyes and feel the gentle beat carrying me off into a nice rest.

My D-J name?

I was dreaming, I could tell. I was standing behind a turn table. A crowd of thousands stood before me. I placed my hand out and laid it upon a record. I scratched it across the needle a few time causing the crowd to yell and cheer for me. They were chanting something. I couldn't make it out, with thousand and thousands of people shouting at me, I still could not understand what any of them were saying. D-J was all I could hear but nothing more, after that there voice seemed to merge than vanish only to start back up at D-J. Were they chanting for Vinyl, no. She was nowhere to be seen. Then was it me? But I am no D-J. All of these people. These humans cheered me on. I sighed and pushed the play button on the turn table set, then I woke up.

I jolted up, it was still dark outside. I sighed, I wanted to go back go sleep but for some reason my body is fighting me for it. Like it felt wrong to me, something was telling me I was suppose to be awake at this time. Awake and busy. No, busy was the wrong word. Awake and...and what? Ugh, it'll come to me eventually. My body might be telling me to get up but I still shut my eyes. Peaceful, eyelids getting heavy, getting drowsy, ha! Fuck you body, tell you when to get up! I started to daze off, BUDUMWUBWUNWUNWBUMWUB! HOLY SHIT! I fell straight off the couch and landed on my ass. What in the fuck was that! BUDUMWUBWUNWUNWBUMWUB. FUUUCK! I stood up and felt the bass hit my chest, vibrated my heart, made my ribs tingle, the hair on my skin stood on ends, even my damn sleepy thoughts were now pumping out adrenaline. The loud ass BUDUMWUBWUNWUNWBUMWUB...point proven, ANY FUCKING WAY, the sound was coming from the kitchen, I started to swim against the strong current of wubs, I fought through the constant turret of music and made my way into the kitchen. I saw Vinyl stading there on her hind legs, she bobbed up and down with each set of beats. Sje looked over at me and opened her mouth. What was she doing? She hit a button on what I presume was a dishwasher.

Silence, a ringing sound.,some muffled sounds and a white unicorn with her mouth ajar. Sound finally came back.

"HA, PFFT BUAHAHA!" Oh she is laughing.

"Oh hahaha very funny."

"You should have seen your face! And now your hair is all blown the hay back!" She snickered and shut her mouth only to open it back up and let out a chuckle.

"So are all the mornings like this?" She took a deep breath and wiped a tear from her eye.

"Nah man only Sundays." She opened the dishwasher and pulled out a bunch of assortments of silverware, plates, blah blah blah. I am still questioning how they can use forks and spoons. I mean they don't have thumbs..eh fuck logic.

"So dishwasher? Made from...?" I left a blank.

"Technical talk bleh, lets just say it is mah." She took a deep breath. "Dubstep DISHWASHER! It uses wubs to rub off all of the bacteria on a microscopic level!"

I grinned and gave her a round of applause. "What made you think of it?"

"Oh some stupid mare made a bet, something about me not making a dishwasher using only wubs to clean the dishes, and I was like SCREW THAT I'M VINYL SCRATCH!" I couldn't help to smile, not a funny haha smile but a smile that said good for you. This mare was living an amazing life. Not because she is some epic D-J, no she is living the life because she wanted something, then she worked for it and, poof. She had it. This pony could do what most humans couldn't, she was achieving her dreams.

"Seems like you take on a bunch of challenges." She looked at me in a funny kinda way, not haha funny...but oh hey there kinda funny....that didn't make sense did it? Oh well. Basically she looked at me as if she wanted a certain something. This mare is just messing with me. Thats all.

"Well you look like you will be a challenge." She paused. "Hey before you go and meet your friends lets lay down some beats!" She then darted upstairs. I ran after her excited, honestly ever since I saw her equipment I wanted to try it out! Something has been drawing me towards it. Like...another part of me maybe? I entered the room to see Vinyl levitating some records and cords, she was hooking everything, pretty damn effectively to. All of the cords were envolped in the electric blue glow of her magic. The blue aura finally released the cords as Vinyl exlcaimed. "Done!"

"That was pretty quick, usually takes what, half an hour to set up a studio? Magic sure makes things go faster." I stood in front of the masterboard. There were obviously a shit ton of buttons but there were only maybe twelve or so that intrested me. The string section, about four in that area, the techno section, about six, percussion, only two. It is so odd to be so familiar with something you cant remember.like a sixth sense.

"Now introducing the hidden talent, the alien from another world, the-" i cut off Vinyl.

"I am familiar with the equipment, don't go getting ahead of yourself now."

"Of fine." Vinyl had an adorable duck lipped pouty face." Since when were ponies adorable man? I mean come on!

I heard a door shut downstairs.

"Oh that mist be Octy! Just play man she usually doesn't mind." Vinyl snickered.

I pushed the play button and the master board gave off a white noise. I placed my hand on the string section, found the cello knob button and pushed it. I slow steady cello came into play, Vinyl looked at me as if I were crazy, she opened her mouth to speak but she closed it and remained silent. Good. Now I pushed the violin. Great. After about ten seconds of slow peaceful orchestra the door to the room opened. A pony with a pink bowtie stood there with her mouth ajar. I reached for the percussion and began the beat. A basic bump thud. It wasn't much now but it marked the start of something great. Next I reached for the techno section. I pushed a button and next I zoned out. Bliss, true bliss, my mind wk dered off but my hands were still at work. My head bobbed along with the beat. The bass dropped, I moved. I mean I moved to the rhythm. Every beat, every pulse, every wub. I moved. Each draw of a string I moved, each cord I moved, just keep moving with it. Follow the flow. It all felt so natural. So right, I belonged here behind the table. Something was wrong, oh of course! The volume is no where close to being loud enough. I turn up the knob for volume. My hair stands on end, my chest is filled with vibrations, my eyes feel like jelly, my heart is now replaced the beat I have created.

Silence. What felt like it could have lasted forever was now gone. Vinyl pulled the cord and looked at me her mouth moving up and down. A smile was plastered to my face, this smile, so recorded, so practiced, so over used. Old, dirty, and even sore. Something within me snapped, something made me think. Finally the sound of Vinyl's voice came through.

"Dude! What the hay man?" Why was she mad at me? "Your eyes! They went all...I dunno man!" My eyes? Hmm. I saw the mare next to her. I think her name was Octavia? The look on her face was pure enjoyment, she had her eyes closed but she seemed as if she was seeing a dream. Off to wonderland I guess.

"That felt great though."

"Yeah, I will admit, rockin beats, hmmm that should be your DJ name!" I shook my head at her. I liked the 'beats' part but not rockin. D-J Beats? No it needs just a little more. What will my DJ name be.

"So looks like I will be featuring you in my next concert, and before you say no. I say you have to." I laughed at her a hit and put my hand to the back of my head.

"Sounds good." My mind came back to the grey mare who still stood there humming to herself. It looks like Vinyl was now aware of her as well.

"Octy?" Vinyl poked her face.

"What happened to her?"

"When you were playing with the string instruments, by the way nice job I never thought of using it like that. But anyways while you were doing your thing she just zoned off."

"Did I break her?" Vinyl laughed at me a bit.

"Nah, I can fix this watch." Vinyl slapped the fuck out of Octavia's face with her hoof. Octavia was still blanked out. "Ok wait, maybe if I." She slapped her again but this time it was on her flank, an 'eep' escaped the grey mare's lips, next followed a howl of laughter by Vinyl. I face palmed at themmfor one damn second. One fucking second was all it took for that damn Octavia to be on top of me.

"It was beautiful, I never liked Vinyl's techni music! And yet you somehow managed to make a few loud noises and mix it with the beauty of the cello, violin, bass, and more! How?! How how how!?!? Tell me, how can you do that!" My chest was hurting because with each of her questions she stamped down on me. I rolled over causing Octavia to fall next to me. She then proceeded to place her lips on mine for a split second. What. The, fuck? I wiped my mouth and spat out.

"What in the fuck?" I stood up and hid behind Vinyl.

"Dude looks like you got a crazed fan girl." She cackled. Ugh.

Octavia began to blush, she looked down and left the room.

"Well that was awkward as hell." I nodded at Vinyl's statement.

. . .

After a day of explaining to Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Twilight, Pinkiepie, and Rainbow Dash on to where I will be staying I finally got back to Vinyl's. I opened the door only to see Octavia sitting there awkwardly. Uh oh.

"Anon, ehem I would like to apologize for my...rude manners earlier today." I could tell just by her voice that she has never had to apologize.

"No worries, it is all ok. I am a bit surprised you didn't care about me being...you know. An alien."

"Well I am accepting and so are a lot of other ponies, were not racists...except that one time with that zebra, we did feel bad though."

I walked up to her and put my hand on her head began to pet her. She blushed a bit. "We are chill ok?" She nodded and I stopped. "Well after a big day imma pass out on the couch, see you in the morning,"

"Night Anon." There was a hint of sadness to her voice as if she was sad that I stopped. "See you in the morning." I drowsed off to sleep.

.   .   .

For once in my dreams I didnt hear that beat. It was a weird dream though. I kept thinking of all of the mares I have met so far. Applejack with her signature hat on her adorable freckles. Rainbow Dash with her go get them attitude. Twilight with all of her knowledge. Fluttershy with her kindness and shy ways. Pinkie with her happy constant hyper personality. Rarity with her beautiful and great taste in all the damn clothes that I have. Vinyl, the walking innuendo apparently, she is accepting, she has helped me realize a part of who I used to be, or still am. She took me in completely. And Octavia, with her pink bow tie, for some reason...I couldnt stop thinking about her. What did I want. Sex? What the hell man. I am human. Cross species sex? That is some weird stuff there. Best not to think about it.

Static in my dreams. I woke up, the feeling of lips on mine is what woke me. I opened my eyes to see the grey earth pony kissing me. For some reason I didn't freak out. I just accepted it. Why was I kissing her? I didnt find her attractive. Something inside me told me the answer but now I cant tell you guys that now can I? No not yet. That would be to easy.

After about ten minutes of kissing this pony I finally realized what I have been doing. I gently pushed her away and sighed out. "I am sorry I just, don't know what happened ok?" The look she gave me. Oh fuck. Looks like I took away her life. Her eyes became dull, her face lacked emotion, I drained her hopes. "Please let me...make it up to you, I cant promise my love. I have to be true." The truth was, it was because she fan girled. My past life...I made many decisions I regretted, I used to take in fans and have my way with them only to kick them out the next morning. I used to be a horrible person. I knew that, but now this was a chance, a shot at a new life. It was a blessing a gift, I won't throw it away this time.

Octavia's eyes lit up a bit. "Come to my room."

"But I dont want to..do anything."

"We wont I just wanna hold you, that is the least you can do."

I nodded, she went upstairs and I followed her. I spent that night with Octavia in my arms, my thoughts clean, my brain purged. Finally I can remember who I was. I was D-J Merciful Beats. I was good at making music, but fuck was I a bad person. I used people, for sex, for entertainment, just so I wouldn't be alone, I was a selfish person. Now I am Anon I will rebuild myself, i will right my own fate. This was perfect.

Bad Dreams. Good day.

I was sitting in a room filled with snow. Everything was so slow. Time itself felt as it was frozen. Snow fell everywhere, slowly. I saw a man, not a pony but a man. He stood in front of me. His face was frosted, his hair stiff as ice. I reached out to touch him. I placed a finger onto his cheek. The man slowly turned his face to me and opened his mouth. He was exhailing. I felt my own face begin go chill. My face hardned, my eyes felt like they were replaced with glass eyes, my lips dried and frosted, my tongue froze solid, my throat went dry, my lungs were filling with snow, my blood is ice. I am dead. Next I wake up.

. . .

I opened my eyes, I wasn't sweating or scared. I have been plagued by these kind of dreams for the past two weeks. Sometimes it would be fire were I would burn...that was the worst so far, I could feel my skin melt, I could smell my hair burn, my eyes being liquified and dripping onto my cheeks. I could feel it all.

Next would be ice, were I freeze. Which I just went through.

Next water, I would be drowning in the ocean, I could feel my lungs burn from the lack of oxygen, my mind screaming to breath but I couldn't. Honestly drowning was the most peaceful. Why? At least I could control when I went, I could just take a deep breath and get it over with instead of burning or freezing. I wouldn't suffer as much.

Next would be the worst of all, betrayal. I would dream of being alone, Vinyl would just look at me in disgust, she would never say a word. Her silence killed me, it brought me to suicidal thoughts until finally she turned and left, she never looked back. I would feel the hollow shell of myself, I would beat my hands against the wooden floor until they hurt more then what I felt, no matter how broken my hands were or how ever many bones jutted out of my hands, the pain would never compare to being abandoned. I would beat my head against the wall until blood filled my eyes, it never worked. I finally just dropped dead. Not because of the pain or physical trams I would have suffered. No I would just die because of a broken heart. A broken dream. If you cant dream then why live? This was the worst dream.

. . .

After an hour of laying on the couch awake I finally got up. I have lived with Vinyl for about three weeks so far. I grew very dependent on her. Deep down I hated it, why the fuck would someone wanna be dependent on another person. It would be like fucking Stockholm syndrome. Without the love of course. Right?

After a shower I came down stairs to see Vinyl standing on her hind legs trying to reach above her fridge. I smirked at this. It was adorable she had a face of pure concentration. She let out a few grunts of frustration. I could tell she was getting impatient. I walked up behind her and reached up grabbing a box and held it to her.

"Thanks Anon, how did you know I wanted that?"

"It was the only thing up there duh." She punched me lightly in the arm and I smiled at her. I poked her cheek. "So why dont you wear your shades inside the house anymore?"

"Cuz only jerks and assholes wear shades inside houses or at night according to you." I laughed, I tought her that lesson on my third day here. It was also a good excuse to see her kick ass red eyes.

"Yup, so whats up today."

"Nothing, 'Tavi is gone for another week, something about finding the legendary cello." I grinned.

"Oh yes, time alone with my favorite pony in a house full of beds..hmm whatever shall we do?" I became a bit, flirty. I blame Vinyl. It was always just jokes never anything that we meant, we never paid much attention to it.

"O-oh...uhh." She was blushing..rather badly. Her face was lit up like a damn stop light.

"What?" I wiped my nose. What was that smell? It just hit my nose....it is pretty musky.

Vinyl out her hooves on my chest she was on her hind legs again. She looked up at me. Her red eyes seemed to shimmer. Her blush was now only in her cheeks. She began to push me against the wall. What the actual fuck?

"I-I think I will actually take you up on that tease."

"Vinyl stop the joking you know I don't like ponies...in that way." Her lips we now inches away from my neck, her warm breath cause me to shiver slightly.

"I know but I am in heat and I don't care what you think." So thats what that smell is. Dammit for some reason I am actually considering this. Maybe it was because I actually did develop some symptoms from Stockholm.

"If you ever cared about me you wouldn't force this on me." That hit her. She looked me up and down before taking a breath in. She jumped of of me and turned away embarrassed.

"I am so sorry! I..I just cant think straight like this! It sucks!" So she didn't want to rape me, I guess that makes me feel a bit better. I noticed an uncomfotable pressure in my jeans. Dude don't be a dick right now! Vinyl took a sniff. Her blush returned. You're a fucking traitor penis! "I can smell your arousal Anon!" She turned and pushed me against the wall again but this time she wasn't beating around the fucking bush. She pinned my arms to the wall with her hooves, she placed her lips on mine.

I. am. kissing a. pony. No she wasn't just kissing me, I was kissing back. I didn't notice until I was running out of air. I turned my face away from her's and took a breath. A certain traitor was now throbbing. I felt my arms being released, I put my arms around Vinyl's neck. I kissed her lips, she then pulled away.

"No way Anon I am going through heat, I will be the one doing the work!" I guess it just makes them more dominate to.

She got off of me and looked at my pants. She then started to rub the bulge that stuck out. I bit my lip. She smiled.

"How do I get these off?" I undid the button for her. Vinyl then used her teeth to drag off my pants. A bit scary, kinda hot. Why the fuck am I thinking a pony is hot?

Vinyl stared at my boxers. "You really got a stiffy there huh?"

"Well that happens when It gets rubbed a bit."

"Good to know." What the fuck did I just do!

"Hey now this is just a one time thing...right? Also no one hears about this...ever." She hesitated and pulled down my boxers.

(Clop is now here.)

My dick sprang out, I laughed a bit to myself, it seemed like it needed a breather. Vinyl stared at my cock for a good minute she the opened her mouth, I barely had enough time to stop her before she engulfed my cock. "Dude why the hell did you stop me!"

"If you just dig in your horn is going to impale me!" She blushed.

"But I wanna taste you!" Wow. Did she really just say that? My cock twitched.

"I have an idea, can you grip my cock with your magic?" She nodded. "Then do it and-" i was cut off by an electric blue aura wrapping my cock. I bit down on my lip. It felt nice. Not orgasmic, it lacked hear. But it still felt nice. I looked at Vinyl. She had a slight bit of drool that managed to escape from her mouth. "Unng, hey this isn't fair! You need more attention then me!" She stopped giving my shaft a..magic job? "I just got a great idea! Lets get to the couch, and you are on bottom!" Its not that I am submissive...it's just that I don't feel like getting crushed. She is still a pony after all.

We headed to the couch. "Ok lay on your back." She did so. I straddled her chest then leaned over this way she could suck on my shaft without her horn impaling my gut. Her horn would just be out of the way. I was still looking at her while she eyed my cock.

"Your stallion hood has no sheath." She said as matter of fact like.

"It isn't my staillionhood it is my penis my manhood." She licked the head of my cock. That felt better. I turned and was now faced with her marehood. Her lips were puffy in anticipation, her thighs were coated down from the juices that leaked from her gash. I leaned in and gave her clit a gentle kiss. I could feel her tense up. I brought my hand up and rubbed a bi at her inner legs. I then slid them around and squeezed her flank achieving a muffled moan, Vinyl now placed her lips around my cock and began to push her way down my shaft. I opened my mouth and licked her lips, I pushed my tongue into her snatch.

Her juices now came pouring out. I had only one way to avoid choking on her fluids...I swallowed. I drank in her juices. After I felt like she was no longer flooding I flicked my tongue against her inner walls. She moaned out, I picked up my speed. I heard a soft moan that vibrated my entire cock. I could feel her eagerness as she began to use her tongue to massage my shaft. I let out a tiny moan into her pussy. I could feel her shudder, she tensed. I had no chance. She came. I came. We came. I swallowed her cum and she swallowed mine.

I pulled my face out of her crotch and laid it against her leg. Vinyl laid her head against the couch. After s few minutes of us being like this I heard Vinyl speak. "A bit tart, but I liked it." I blushed a bit.

"You were a bit sweet, mostly musky though." I could feel a gentle lick at my sack. I bit my lip to stop the moan.

"Hey down here it's salty."

"S-shut up Vinyl."

We stayed like that for a few minutes before I spoke.

"Well looks like I need to take another shower." I got up off of her. I headed to the bathroom. So yeah, that just happened but on the bright side, I don't feel backed up so yeah today feels like it is going to be a good day, even after a bad dream.  Vinyl wouldn't leave me..so I have no reason to fear the betrayal dream. I still wonder what the fuck the other dreams were about. Eh, no need to worry anymore. Right?

A bad Prank.

I woke up next to a sleeping Vinyl. Yeah it has been a short time since I came here and I already became a horse fucker...so what? There nit really animals so it isn't beastality. I mean come on what am I gonna do? If I am going to live here for the rest of my damn life then I might as well get used to the idea of-Twack-

"Son of a BITCH!" Vinyl swatted me with her tail across the damn face, i could feel a stinging sensation across my face.

"Mnn, hmm?" Vinyl started to shift around.

I took a long and deep sniff of pain. "That hurt." Vinyl looked over at me, first to my face then to my chest and back to my face.

"Sorry Anon, here let me make it up to you." She quickly went in for a hug. She wrapped her hooves around my lower abdominal, she then nuzzled into my chest. mnn so soooft. I smiled as I put my hand on top of her head.

"Still stings like hell but hey I'm not complaining."

"Sounds like you are to me." Vinyl nuzzled against my chest again, I could tell she was slightly uncomfortable with...ya know her horn. She was basically just rubbing her cheek against me. Still soft though.

"Hey if I was complaining I would be all pouty, like a certain white unicorn."

"Woah woah, dude I am not a whiner!" I laughed a bit.

"I meant Rarity." Vinyl took a second to think before she slightly blushed.

"Shut up Anon, lets get out of here."

"Ugh, do we have to, you could just stay in bed and let me use you as a pillow!"

"Sorry but I have some work to do, now go out or something I don't want you stuck in here doing nothing." She pulled away from me and headed for her door.

"Yes mom." She turned to me.

"Don't you dare start that!" I grinned.

"Okay mother." Her horn glowed and opened a window.

"One more time, go ahead and make my day." I couldn't tell if she was bluffing, I knew what she was planning. I gripped the bedsheets and spoke.

"Sorry mommy." I felt myself get wrapped up by her electric blue glow, I grabbed as many blankets as I could, hell I even took a pillow.

"I warned you." I began levitating towards the window she then simply let me fall. I bundled myself up in the giant ball of bedsheets and pit the pillow on my ass. Half a second later I felt a thump. Yep Im good. I unwrapped myself and looked up at the window to see Vinyl looking down at me. I stuck out my tongue and hopped up.

"Hey what about clothes?!" I was only wearing boxers.

"Not my problem!" She shut the windows.

I sighed, "I wonder what I should do.." As if on cue I saw a pink pony blink in front of me, I don't mean as in blink eyes. No I meant blink as in poof, in front of me. And what pony could possibly do that?

"Hey anon! I was wondering if you wanted to go and do something, all of my friends are busy and I thought to myself, 'hey Anon is my friend to so why don't I go and see if he is anywhere?' So hi here I am, are you busy?" Pinkie managed all of that in a second, my mind was still trying to process her words.

"What?...oh um..ye-er no..umm, what?"

Her smile never wavered. "Wanna go do something?"

"Oh, um sure." What's the worst that could happen?

And so it began.

. . .

I was sprinting as fast as I could, of course that would never match a flying Rainbow Dash. Wait, let me explain, Pinkie and I pranked Rainbow Dash...welp yeah that was pretty much it. So yep back to the story.

"GET BACK HERE ANON, I SWEAR WHEN I GET YOU-" I wasn't focused on her now I was too busy ducking through the market trying to find a way to get out of this alive. I scanned my surroundings. THERE! A cart of apples. Not much but it will get me out of her view. I heard a loud crash and saw the cyan pegasus laying in tip of a broken stand, I took the opportunity to jump into the apple cart, I dug myself down into the bottom as fast as I could.  "Come out and play Anon!" I could tell she lost me but she was still searching. I just hoped to god she didn't find me.

You're probably wondering what me and Pinkie did to make Dash so mad. Welp we traded her shampoo with black dye. It's only suppose to last a day. Either way she ignored the fact that Pinkie did the planning, no she just doesn't care about Pinkie, no instead she went straight for me.

After about ten minuets of hiding, I felt the cart move. uh oh. Guess I should jump out. "I swear to CELESTIA WHEN I FIND YOU ANON YOUR GONNA PAY!" Never mind. Looks like I'm riding this one out.

. . .

Thirty minutes...THIRTY DAMN MINUTES. My ass is numb and I swear I will be smelling like apple skin for a month. Finally the cart stopped. I didn't hear Dash's yells of anger, so I figured it was safe to leave. I jumped out only to see an orange pony looking at me.

"Hey there Applejack." I gave her an award winning smile.

"Explain." Obviously she wasn't having any of my bull shit.

I took a breath. "Vinyl kicked me out for the day so I could do something with my time other then be lazy, Pinkie got a hold of me and convinced me to pull a prank on Rainbow Dash, of course it went south, I mean the prank itself worked, we died Dash's hair black and well she figured out me and Pinkie did it, but instead of going after the mastermind she went after me, she chased me through the market, I had to find a way out of it so I jumped into a cart to hide. Turns out it was yours." I sucked in a deep breath trying to fill my lungs with air.

"Alrighty, well if you want to do something useful with your time, come and help out with the barn."

"Wait I thought you never needed help?"

"No that was just during the Zap apple harvest. Besides I learned my lesson bout nit taking help or breaks, last time I made the whole town sick and hurt some friends."

"Well I guess I could help." What could go wrong?

And so it began...again.

. . .

Tree kicking is not meant for humans! Applejack thought it would be useful if I helped her out with collecting apples...she even tried to give me proper techniques for kicking trees. Fuck that mess. I kicked a tree only to feel something in my leg pop following an outstanding sharp pain. defiantly pulled something. Some time later my leg felt a bit better so I thought I could help paint the barn, I mean seriously how bad could I mess this up! Ten seconds after painting the side of the barn I was covered in red paint. No explaining it, one second I was fine. Next I was covered. So yup. After getting washed up in Applejack's shower we decided to put up a fence. I swear something out there is plotting against me cause when I used the hammer of course it slammed into my thumb. Finally Applejack realized I was going to fuck everything up so she let me off the hook.

So in one our I managed to pull a muscle, get covered in paint, and smash the hell out of my thumb...yeah I think this is good progress.

. . .

I left the barn with absolutely no intentions on returning to that horrid place. I was walking home..or sorta limping home when the inevitable happened. I was slammed down onto the ground, face first. Thank god there were no rocks on the dirt road or I would be missing a few teeth. I turned around and looked at what tackled me. Of course. Rainbow Dash.

"I found you!" She was straddling me in a rather awkward position.

"Heheh...heyy Dashie whats up?" I tried to shift around but damn man...these ponies are heavy.

"No! You will not get out of this! No you are going to go to my home and wash all this stuff out of my hair now!"

I shook my head at her. "You live in the clouds Dash. I cant walk on those."

She sighed. "You obviously haven't kept up with me, my house was blown away so I pulled in some favors and got a new home...on the ground." Well there goes that. And damn I think I can feel my ribs being crushed.

"Fine...but why isn't Pinkie getting in trouble!?"

"She will get hers but your first."

"Well lead the way." She finally got off of me, she lifted into the air for a second then went back down.

"Get on Anon." I stood up giving her a what the hell look.

"Wut? No lets just walk!" She shook her head.

"I don't like going slow dude." I frowned and mounted her. whats the worst that could happen? when will I learn?

"Just try not to give me a heart-" She shoot out into the air shutting me the hell up and making my legs clench onto her.

. . .

Okay first, fuck flying that fast. Second, have you ever rode a pegasus..pretty cool..when you can actually open your eyes, this pegasus was moving to fast for me to open my eyes. Third, have you ever broken the sound barrier? Well I just did with Dash, it was amazing. Time itself seemed to slow down even though we were racing through the skies, Dash had such a look of concentration on her face..kinda cute. Either way pretty fucking awesome.

. . .

We arrived at Rainbow Dash's new home. Nothing special to mention really, just another house near the market. She opened the door for me but I shoved her in first, I then slammed the door behind me.

"Lets get this over with."

"You didn't have to shove me you know."

"I don't care just take me to the shower." This would probably be very...very awkward.

"No patience? Oh well." She headed to a room and opened the door...every thing was fucking blue. Like a baby blue though, her curtain her shower, hell even her toilet was a baby blue. Im a but surprised that she didn't have rainbow colors. I looked at her as I walked in, she had a faint blush across her face.

"To bad I have to wash all of that cool black dye out of your hair, I think it is kinda...hot." Her face lit up even more now. She stepped into the shower.

(Trolling time sorry I have a reason for this.)

"Never again." I shuddered a bit, over all it was...definatly good.

"Oh come on just one more time!" Her mane was back to normal but she wanted to try it again, i shook my head frantically at her. "You're no fun."

"Shut up, Imma go home see you...whenever." I left her house not waiting for a response.

So yeah, today I gor chased by a crazy mare, pulled a muscle, spilled paint all over me, smashed the shit outta my thumb, broke the sound barrier, and washed out dye from a pony....and tasted the rainbow...heh skittles. Today...was alright.

My first time.

Today's agenda.

Concert.

Oh yeah, my first concert is tonight. This outta be something else.

. . .

I stepped away from the calendar my eyes wide.

"Yo Scratchy!" I ran up to Vinyl's room.

"Not now Anon." Oh hell naw, she isn't going to blow me off.

"Today is my first concert!" I heard a crash from the other side of the door, I opened it only to see Vinyl wrapped around her snake like cords.

"Help me." hmmm, time to have fun.

"No, I don't think I should." I knelt beside the trapped unicorn.

"Don't make me beg." A slow grin crept across my face. Should I tease her? Or maybe I should just untie her, not like she would actually get mad at me. I mean who could hate me?

"Maybe I want you to beg." Vinyl looked up to me, her eyes teared up and her lower lip hung, I had to look away. My god she has weaponized the puppy face, hell she did it even better then me! I heard a whimper, I think she gave me a heart attack.

"Ok! Ok just stop the puppy face!" I heard an audible 'squee'. I never understood how these ponies could do that. I turned to her and began untangling cords. As soon as the last cord fell away from her body I was instantly knocked the fuck down.

"We gotta go now! I can't believe we haven't prepared for the concert! I can't believe I forgot today was the big day. Why did you let me forget!...this is your fault." Mares. I wasn't exactly prepared for what came next, her horn glowed, and I was on a stage. I knew she just teleported me, but fuck that was my first time, she could have warned me. I fell to my knees.

"Dammit Vinyl!" My legs felt like pins and needles. I tried to stand but ultimately failed.

"Anon get up!" Vinyl was now in front of me, her horn lit up again, before I could open my mouth to protest I was already enveloped in her magical grasp. I rose about three feet and was dropped onto my feet. Now I don't know if you have ever stomped down when you have pins and needles in your legs but this was just like that. I'm not one for lying, much but I did yelp out.

I stood there for what felt like hours, I just stood there feeling the shock and tingles crawl up my legs only to fall back down to my feet. Vinyl was gonna pay for this but first. "Vinyl are we gonna prepare or what?"

"If your so eager then why are you just standing there?"

"Oh, cuz I'm waiting for you to explain why you teleported me to the empty stage, with no equipment, no warning, and no crowd."

Vinyl just blankly stared at me. "Uhh, first I was excited about teleporting you, uhh..er second, I wasn't thinking ahead, and third because we gotta get ready before the crowd comes on in, now hurry we only have like eight hours!" Eight hours, it should only take us two hours to set up.

"Well get the equipment here and I will help set up." Vinyl's horn lit up and she was gone, only to be replaced by a menacing pink mare.

"Hi, hiya, hey, hey..heyheyhey!" I was still a bit upset about the pranking incident with her, so I turned away from her. "Anon, Anon, hey Anon, Nonny, Nonny, hey Non Non, yo nonalicious." Okay, enough is enough. I turned to her.

"WHAT!" I yelled at her, obviously annoyed.

"Hi." She giggled and blurred off. Now when I say blur I mean she ran...so fast I could only see a pink blur. She was immediately replaced by Vinyl and a stacks of equipment.

Vinyl grinned, she seemed sure of herself. "Does teleporting not make you tired?" I asked. She shook her head.

"When A unicorn teleport something enough times, the unicorns magic accepts the object and creates a type of enchantment that allows it to be teleported with ease." I gave her a blank stare. "Oh come on that was the simplest explanation I could give!" I shrugged. "Basically if I teleport something enough times it will be easier." I nodded to her fully understanding.

"So the only energy you actually used was when you teleported me...right?" She nodded. "Was it a lot?" Vinyl shook her head. "Cool, well lets get started." I looked at now tall the stack of equipment was. I traced its height with my eyes, leading up to a cat walk where I saw a bunch of light systems. Something clicked in my head. "Hey Vinyl, who is going to be controlling the lights?"

"Oh, Pinkie Pie is." greeeat. "Speaking of Pinkie where is that pink mare?"

"She was just here a minute ago."

Vinyl's horn began to glow as she took down some speakers and levitated them towards me. "Really?" She pointed to where the speakers go.

I nodded. "Yeah, she annoyed the hell out of me." Vinyl giggled a bit as I set down the speakers. I looked at her. "What's so funny?" I walked back to her only to get a face full of more speakers. She pointed to the other side of the stage.

"Nothing...nothing at all." I walked to where she was pointing and set down the equipment. "I was just thinking that sounds exactly like Pinkie sometimes. I turned to see Vinyl setting up the stage with her magic. A booth appeared center of the stage, speakers were the base, the table top was a turn table and a mixer.

"Nice set up." It looked all to familiar. Vinyl looked up at me with her gorgeous red eyes. She held out her hoof as if she was expecting me to hand her something. Then, with an audible pop her signature shades appeared into her hoof. An electric blue aura wrapped around her shades, it then raised and was placed across her eyes.

"The jerk thing doesn't apply while were inside the stadium ok?" Vinyl said to me. I nodded to her took a look. Around the stage. Looked like we were finished. Like I said though it only took an hour.

"So, looks like we have plenty of time to get you an outfit."

"Wait what?" I looked at Vinyl.

"Well you cant go out on stage looking like you normally do, you need some sort of hook." I looked at her. "I mean you need some sort of signature, like me and my shades." I nodded.

"Well, I think me being an alien should be good enough, dont you?" She chuckled. "Why are you laughing?" I was starting to worry that she had something she needed to tell me.

"The ponies that are gonna be here aren't exactly stiffs, they already heard about an alien for a while now..sooo, we gotta spice it up." I sighed, apparently I am no longer special....why was that sad. Am I really that egotistical? Imma have to change that.

"So what do you think-" An imaginary light bulb appeared above my head, forget asking her I already have an idea what should be my signature. I grinned and closed my eyes, I was trying to imagine what the design should be, or it should have patterns. "Get me a pencil and paper! Quick before I lose my thought." I heard a pop, seconds later I heard another pop. I held out my hands and eyes still closed.

"What are you doing Anon?" Vinyl said as she handed me the pencil and paper. I put the paper on the floor and began to sketch what I was seeing in my head. I opened my eyes to see my master piece. Though I never really could draw.

There on the paper was set of headphones, It had an insignia on both ear muffs, an odd cross, it sort of looked like a staff with two snakes intertwined with it, but rather then snakes they were just simple lines. The interesting part was the shade that emanated from behind the headphones, the ear muffs were suppose to light up so that the insignia would glow blue. The piece that went across the top of my head was a line that had several sharp spike and drops, like the kind those hospital monitors have, only it glowed blue.

I grinned as I finished inspecting my work, I looked over to Vinyl. She was completely transfixed in the drawing. "Vinyl?" I poked her muzzle. "Scratchy?" I booped her nose. I laughed at myself a bit for what I was about to do. "Boop." I poked her muzzle again. "Boop boop boop boop." Honestly, I was enjoying myself to much, but like every good thing it had to stop. I got bored of booping Vinyl so I pressed my lips against hers. Her eyes eyes snapped shut as she kissed me back.

I broke the kiss leaving Vinyl with her eyes closed. She let out a sigh and opened her eyes. "How long was I out?"

"Oh about, hmm maybe half an hour?" I laughed a bit as I saw her expression then I smirked at myself...did I seriously spend half an hour poking Vinyl's muzzle? Wow I must be easily entertained.

Vinyl gazed down at the paper again, her eyes started to glaze over, but I wasn't having any of that mess....so...I smacked her flank, that got her attention but before she could protest I spoke. "So how am I gonna make those real?" I pointed to the drawing.

Vinyl opened her mouth to say something but she quickly closed it. She wore an expression across her face that just shouted thinking. She took a breath and her horn glowed.

Again no damn warning, we were now in front of Twilights treehouse/Library. My legs immediately tried to give out but I was smart and leaned against Vinyl. "Give me a warning!"

"Stop whining." She did not just- Vinyl began knocking on the door. Seconds later a purple Alicorn came out...yeah thats right, an Alicorn..it's still a bit odd seeing her with both parts but I shrugged it off. Vinyl held out a hoof and an audible pop was heard, there was my drawing. "Can you magic this into existence some how?"

Twilight blankly stared at me and Vinyl. "Why?" She simply said.

"Because it will be a learning experience for you! I know we have something similar to this here in Equestria but Anon has something like it from where came from!" I could see Twilight's facial expression change from annoyed to interested. "Oh and it glows!" Twilight smiled and gave us a nod.

"But Im going to need Anon's help." I nodded my head. "How long do I have?"

"Until the concert starts." I replied.

Twilight nodded and lead us inside.

. . .

Four hours...FOUR hours of sitting there trying to explain electricity to a pony, hell I could barely understand it myself. So in the end we just decided to make it glow by magic, because fuck logic. She pulled some alchemy shit though she gathered all the colors needed and used some wood to create it. The wood simply turned to plastic and whatever else are in headphones, obviously lacking the wires and components though. So yeah she used some spell to make the design and ear muffs glow a vibrant deep blue.

. . .

Thank fucking god we walked back to the auditorium this time, rather then teleporting, I tried on the headphones while we were at Twilights, they sure as hell did fit though, so yeah I am more then pleased with these. When we arrived I already had the head phones on, the coolest part about them was that the cord was magical so all I had to do was place the plug to whatever outlet and it would fit and adjust by itself.

. . .

The stage is setup, my headphones are glowing, Vinyl is pumping up the crowd, the ponies are stomping, the beat is flowing, the lights are moving, Pinkie is..being herself. All that's left is for me to step out there and begin.

"Time to shine." I take a deep breath, the lights cut out and fade in towards the center, smoke rises up. I move the curtain and step out into the crowd.

Paparazzi

It has been about three days since my first concert, and all I can say is...fans. Oh mah gawd. The fans were everywhere.

. . .

I opened the window blinds to the room me and Vinyl shared. For some reason the sunlight wasn't shining through the curtains. I peaked outside through the window, complete and unrelenting darkness. I looked up at the clock on the wall, it read twelve. So yeah sun should be up. I heard a squeal. "Wha-" I was cut off by the intense flash of white. Flashes kept blinking from the window. My eyes derped, my vision blurred, and my thoughts dazed. "What tha hell!" I shouted.

"Shh, five more minutes." I heard Vinyl whisper from the bed.

"VINYL SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!" I shouted, I sounded like a madman but I mean...I really have no idea what was happening. I ran to her and shook her, trying to get the lazy out of her body. She just yawned.

The flashes kept coming, I decided to shut the blinds and go to the front door, so I could investigate. I grabbed the door handle and swung it open. A squeal met with a lot of gasps, oos, and ahhs. I looked out at the small crowd that was in front of my doorstep. A small blush crept across my face, only because I was shirtless and was wearing only boxers. Every pony that was in the crowd lifted their hoofs. Cameras were held in each pair of hoofs. "Oh no." I fumbled for the door handle, my hands shaking.

The flashes came, a thousand suns came down upon me, I managed to find the door handle and slam the door shut with me inside. I rubbed my eyes. So many sun spots. My eyes were squinted as I made my way back to the bedroom. Paparazzi.

"Vinyl!" I screamed into her ear.

"Ahhh!" She screamed into my face, causing me to jump back.

"AHH!" I screamed back.

"..." She kept silent.

"..." I was worried she was mad at me for scaring her.

"Pfft-bwahah!" She started to roll around on the bed. I frowned at her. She caught sight of my sad face and her laughter raised. She rolled right off the bed, it was my turn to laugh.

"Bwahahah!" I bellowed.

"Shut up!" She was standing up. "Now why did you scream at me."

I took a second to think. "Paparazzi." Was all I said. Her face went from playful to drop dead serious.

"Where?"

"Evertwhere." I replied.

"How many?"

"A lot."

"How many pictures do you think they got?" She looked towards the window.

"....a lot."

"Any embarrassing ones?"

"...." A burning sensation came from my face.

Vinyl looked me up and down. I could see the gears turning in her head, the jigsaw pieces coming together. She bursted out laughing. "They got you in your sleepwear?!" She mused.

I sighed and nodded. "A lot of the, got that picture."

Vinyl only smiled and hugged me. I returned the much welcomed hug.

. . .

And so was my life for the next week, a lot of paparazzi, bright flashes of lights, me hiding in shame. Vinyl and I stayed inside for a quite a bit of time, but the time has come....we ran out of groceries. I had to leave and buy more. This was going to absolutely suck.

I made my way through town, met by stares. Some were raunchy and filled with battering eyelashes, others were simply out of lust, their eyes looking me up and down hungrily, their hoofs would have been rubbing each other evilly if it wasn't for the fact most of them used all four hoofs to keep upright. Not to many ponies cam balance on their hind legs.

I went up to a booth. I grabbed what I needed and laid them in front of the shop keeper. She looked up at me, her face quickly sported a blush. "Would you like a copy of the new magazine?" I shook my head. "It has you on it." She replied. Great. She held put of a copy of 'Equestria Daily'. Sure enough the cover picture was of my, in my boxers. Holding out my hands trying to block the cameras.

"I hate paparazzi."