Why did i do this?

by Decepticon Soundwave

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Dark, Alternate Universe, Horror
Length: 1054

Why?

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO THIS FOR?
This isnt a trollfic, i just suck dick at writing, i keep this up as a method of torture.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-13 23:10:05 UTC

The real story

Dark moon awoke. She was in a lab unable to move.

"Release her" she heard.

She could move. She looked in a mirror. She screamed. Her body was mechanical apart from her face and front left hoof. The mechanical body was protected by a thick black carbon fibre shell. She had the same thing over the top half of her head,but she could see through a glowing red line.

"Calm down" came a voice.

She turned a saw princess twilight sparkle,in a lab coat.

"What did you do to me!?" She yelled angrily grabbing twilight by the throat.

"W-we saved you," she managed to say.

Moon dropped her. "You are the future of equestrians protection, stronger,faster,more resilient and if you feel threatened a night tech firearm comes out of your leg, if anyone else tries to use it,their head explodes. It has two functions, one sends an electric shock through the targets body rendering them unconsius, and the other fires a small a steel round at thousands of mph," Twilight said.

"How long was I out?" Moon asked.

"Three months." Came her awnser.

After taking it all in she said "take me to the muffin monster."

Without a word taillight teleported her there.

She drew her gun and opened fire the gun did a little bit but not much.

It slammed down its fist. She dodged and ran up its arm. She climbed on its head and started shooting it.

She jumped off as its fist hit its head and repeated this till she saw the fruits of her labour.

The beast fell apart leaving derply hooves lifeless in a pile of burned muffins.

bank robberies suck!

-1 year after last chapter-

She kicked down the door, instantly 4 pistols were aimed at her.

"Dead or alive your coming with me." Her reply was a hqwil of bullets.

"Why can't they just give up for once?" She sighed.

And then she got hit by a rocket,she flew through the wall. Then got back up and shot the guy that shot her with it

"Bank robberies suck!" She shouted before dispatching the rest of the criminals with ease.

"Well... who wants cake!?" "YAY!" Was her response.

And so they ate cake and no fucks were given.

Party time! :D

She returned to sugarcube corner where she had rented a spare room and was greeted by "Surprise!"

"Is party time!" And thus the party engaged and they partied hard.

*the next day*

"Well......I have to go do some stuff now" said moon"bye!"

She went to canterlot by way of the ever free forest and on the way found a manticore.

She drew a sword she had had installed in her other leg last month. She jumped at it as it did the same. Her course was sending her over, but she stabbed its back then jumped off as its stinger came down impaling it. She sheared her sword and continued on her way.

Giant robots and small roboguards…

-canterlot VR training room-

"You sure about this? I don't wanna get fried" moon said nervously.

"It'll be fine," replied celestia.

And then the ED 209 appeared. (look it up you lazy fucks)

It opened fire with its cannons as moon dived for cover.

She heard a noise and rolled as 20 missiles hit where she just was.

She switched her gun to tase and stunned the huge robot she ran towards it and jumped landing on it.

She switched her gun to kill and started shooting the top of it.

It jumped to shake her off, she saw a weak point,she shot it and jumped off. The ED 209 exploded like fireworks.

She walked out leaving a stunned research team.

Something happens somewhere sometime someplace

Her heart was beating faster than she thought was possible. She heard a growling sound

She was in a dark forest with fog everywhere.

She was on edge and didn't have her gun.

Pain,pain and pain. She woke up sweating.

She didn't sleep that night.

She heard a voice "somewhere sometime something will try to kill you. Yes? No? Maybe?"

And then she got charged by a minotaur .

She remember her sword. Time seemed to slow around her, she ran, slid and sliced it in half.

"Am I high?" She muttered.

the grand finale

She stared at it the root of all evil. The red biped beast. Clawed and angry she drew her sword and jumped.

Sword and claw clashed, sparks flew and metal clanged. For every blow she landed she took a blow herself.

She slashes blocked parried stabbed dodged slash. And then they ate lunch.

"I got hay sandwiches and chocolate biscuits, what did you get?" Asked moon.

" a thousand suffering souls." Replied the devil.

"Cool," replied moon.

They played WOW for a bit before engaging in battle once more.

He stabbed her through.

"I had a good run.....but the beta always has bugs" she said as she detonated herself killing them both.

Equestria was finally peaceful.

epilogue

There was a statue of her on her grave.

Her grave read.

Hear lies roboguard master of #yolo and #swag.

R.I.P

the story

Derpy was waiting for her muffins. She opened the oven, the muffins were burnt.

"Nooooooooooo!" She cried in despair.

The muffins formed a humanoid beast with claw

"I just don't know what went wrong" she said as she became its controller.

She smashed through a wall and squished fluttershy who became known as flutterpancake.

She grabbed rainbow danger dash and began wrestling her.

"RUN!" Screamed dash.

The surviving ponies ran to canterlot as rd was eaten.

                                                            -1 year later-

The day had come. She was ready,celestial was coming.

Celestial appeared and blasted a beam of white magic into the beasts chest. The beast shot a huge muffin at her.

She rolled out of the way....and into the beasts fist.

It grabbed her and took a beam to the face. Anger filled it. Celestia hit the sun with a fizzing noise.

Satisfied the beast smiled.

*meanwhile in canterlot*

Dark Night was a bat pony and was about to be teleported in to fight the beast with a random unicorn guard.

They teleported in. It punched her. They teleported out.

She was dead.

Three months ago that happened.