Homeric Epic Side Stories
Fluttershy crept into the car.
“Mr. Simpson? Are you still asleep?”
She got confirmation before she finished speaking. Homer was sleeping peacefully on a bed far too small for him.
“Aww…”
“Snnnnnggggghhhhh… Marge…” murmured Homer.
“There, there,” said Fluttershy, rubbing Homer’s belly gently.
“Oh, Marge, not so fast, I haven’t even got it up yet…”
“What?”
Suddenly, Homer pulled her close to his face. “Well,” he said, “if you insist…”
“Er, I’m sorry Mr. Simpson,” said Fluttershy, as she started to become quite panicked as her mouth became closer to his fuzzy lips, “I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
Then their lips locked together as Homer’s tongue ventured into Fluttershy’s mouth…
“GYYYAAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhhmmmmmmmmmm...”
Fluttershy began to scream, then relaxed as she was given the most passionate kiss she had ever received in her life. They broke off the kiss as Homer opened his eyes.
"I love you, whatever your name is."
"I love you too, Homer."
TWELVE MONTHS LATER...
Fluttershy entered her cottage carrying a basket of provisions for her animals, herself, and her beloved. Twelve months into pregnancy, Inside the animals were taking turns being petted by Homer.
"I'm home!"
Angel Bunny hopped out of Homer's lap as Fluttershy dropped the basket and hopped in.
"You're so nice to the animals, Homer. But you seemed so violent before."
"I only strangle for tough love. This is the easiest love ever!"
"Oh, Homer..."
"I love you, whatever your name is."
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash burst in!
"This isn't right! You're supposed to love me, Fluttershy! ME! THE BEST FLIER IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!"
"Please go away, Rainbow Dash! Homer is my only love, because I don't swing that way!"
"Then it's a good thing I raped you, and you're carrying my child, not his! THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO LOVE ME!"
"What?! Oh no!"
"Don't worry, Fluttershy, I'll love you and your child no matter who fathered it," said Homer while eating a donut he got at Donut Joe's Wedding.
"Oh, Homer!"
Then Fluttershy had the baby.
"It's a colt!" said Twilight, who was there now, and had achieved Alicornhood a few months ago in a way a million times more satisfying than in MMC. "Also it's yellow and bald! That means it's not Rainbow Dash's."
"Go away, Rainbow Crash," said Fluttershy. "I hate you now, and nothing can keep me and Homer apart!"
"Yeah! And you're a bitch, too!" said Homer.
"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!" screamed Rainbow Dash.
"Rainbow H. Dash," (The "H" stands for Hitler) said Princess Celestia in her most regal voice, "I banish you to the moon forever!"
"FOREVER!" said Pinkie Pie."
"You will languish for the rest of your days in intense agony!" she elaborated.
"Kawaii," said Twilight.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" shrieked Dash as she was banished.
Visible from the Moon: *Twinkle*
"BANG, ZOOM!" said Homer.
Everyone laughed (Except for Rarity who is worst pony and also got banished) as the theme from Cheers played them out.
Also Marge died in a plane crash because OTP.
