Colt the Drunken Stallion

by Galaxy Flare

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 891

A Pegasus just wanting to find friends and be apart of society but can't because of his alcohol addiction and loses his memory and it may have changed his life.

Colt a stallion who has no cutie mark and no destiny and he is a very hard drinker who spends every bit earned on a few dozen cups of cider. Until he loses his memory and try's to figure out his purpose accept to drink and be rude. His memory loss may lead him to find friends and maybe a destiny.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-11 02:34:27 UTC

Chapter 1 : Prologue

                   Colt the Drunken Stallion

                                                                               By: Galaxy Star

                                                                           Chapter One: Prologue

"My father was a bartender for a family bar when I was a Colt so when i was born he was drunk and so was my mother and so they named me Colt just Colt and they drunk them selves to death and well i guess you could say the same for me, but i don't only love drinking. I love being apart of society and having friends to drink with and if i drink walk you can help me!" "I say to the mare beside me."

"Bartender another please you beautiful bastard!" I say drinking my cider."  "Okay but this is you'r last!" "smirks the bartender."

So you see I am alcoholic and i tend to wake up in random places and don't remember what happened before i pass out."I say happily." Some pony get me another cider goddammit! " "I yell while drunk." but but anyways as i was saying i tend to wake up wait I already said that you should've told me that you bitch! " "I said with a chuckle." I see double vision as the mare beside me is concerned

on my alcoholic problem. "Don't you think you have had enough their Sir?" "said she." I am offended and stare at her for a minute thinking on what to say. "How dare you tell me what i can and can't do" "I said while standing up then falling over." I hit her till it knocked her of her hooves. "um.....buddy you have had enough leave NOW!" " said the bartender." I pull a knife out of my saddle bag refusing to leave. "I ain't going anywhere you cocksuckers." "I said with the blade in my mouth." The bartender grabbed the knife and spit it on the ground and then throws me out the entrance door's. " You are banned from this bar you drunk." sputtered the barkeep. " "I don't care you bitch there are plenty of bar's across Equestria." "I said in a drunken matter."

I stumble through Manehatten wonderlessly looking for apple cider and can't find any drop, and then i finally pass out on the sidewalk. "Where .....where the hell am I?" "I think to myself." I have been out for a whole 5 hours and it is now 10:00 am and i am hungover and I have a headache. "OWWW  my head!" "I thought to myself."

I awaken in the Ever Free Forest with out a clue of what happened the night before i reach into my saddle bag and pull out a flask. "Well the only way to fix a hangover is to drink even more." I said with a slight laughter." I look around the forest for a sign of exit and well being and see a hut. "Who would live in the middle of this Celstia forsaken place?"  "I say as i approach the window." I drink from my flask as I admire a zebra doing magic broths and rhyming.

I knock on the hut's door and wait a moment for the zebra to answer. She looks out the window and raises an eyebrow and then walks to the door and opens it. "Hello strange stallion i haven't seen before, what has brought you to my hut's front door?" I am still dazed by the hangover I snicker. "How can i help stranger would you happen to be endanger?" "she asked me." I think for a moment on the fucking stupid rhythms that I was just told. "yes i would like to know if i came by here anytime last night and how to get out of the damn woods?" "I asked" I put a hoof on my head for my hangover felt like it was getting worse by the minute. "You rustled through my home while i was out on a rome."  "she said angerly."  I thought for a moment of guilt but then i didn't give a shit. "I'm sorry what did i do?' She lets me in and I take a look at the damage. "I don't see the damage, but i do see here potion cabinet was broken and taken i must of taking the potions and thought they were alcohol." "I think to myself." I hope I didn't drink anything lethal. "Wait I.....I can't remember anything accept for my name oh Celstia?" "I think to myself." I begin to panic "Where am I where am I from?" "I yell aloud." I begin to pace and try to remember my past. "You stole my potions and lost your past motions." "said she." I can't remember a damn thing from my past life. "Show me a way to the nearest town please, oh and my name is Colt." "I told her" She walked to the door and open's it. " Through the forest past the river a town called Ponyville a town of kindness and givers,"she told."  "Thank you but i never got you'r name and i apologies for  breaking into you home,"  "I explained." We walk outside and she wishes me luck. "My name is Zokora  a sorceress and a zebra and i wish you luck." "she said." I wave good bye and walk through the forest towards the direction she showed me. "I guess this is where my adventure begins." I think to myself."