Obama's sure gonna need some care after this one
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Obama's sure gonna need some care after this one
Celestia was watching Princess Luna masturbate furiously to anthro pony porn on her magic-powered computer, because fuck you magic can explain everything.
"These human-like drawings are great! The only reason I care about humans is because of their titties! That's all humans are worth for!" Luna exclaimed. "Humans are worthless without their huge and glorious titties!"
"Mmm." Celestia replied, rubbing her chin like a sir. She was in deep in thought as she saw page after page of R34 anthroness on her sister's computer.
In the middle of Luna's clopping, however, an error suddenly popped up on her screen.
"Huh?? What is this fairy bull crizzle!" Luna then began to read the message out-loud. "Underage porn is now illegal! You are a fucking pedophile! Fuck you! Chris Hanson is now after your ass! Haha!" Luna frowned. Her royal clopping had been interrupted. "What is this bull flafaf Tia? Is this another virus? This hath better not be another damth virus!"
"..No, I'm afraid not." Celestia replied. "I think the ugly humans have finally done it this time. I should go teach them a lesson, do you not agree little sister?"
"Do I agree?? Fuck yes I agree! This is bull flapity-flip! How dare thee interrupt my clopping time! This is treason at the highest degree of treasons!"
"I shall teach them a lesson with my royal cock then." Celestia took the pipe out of her mouth that she had been smoking, and replaced it with a pipe filled with crack, weed, crystal meth, bath salts, and remnants of a Battlefield 4 game disc, and inhaled all of it directly into her lungs. It took a couple seconds for it to take effect, but when it did, Celestia felt over-whelming power.
"I WILL TEACH THOSE VERMIN SCUM NOT TO FIDDLE WITH MY SISTER'S CLOPPING!!" Celestia roared, before using super ultra princess magic to teleport to the human world.
As she teleported, she found herself at her destination. American Congress.
"HOW DARE THEE INTERRUPTED MY SISTER'S CLOPPING!! MAY MY ROYAL COCK RAIN DOWN UPON YOUR REIGN OF TERROR!!" Celestia then whipped out her gigantic princess dick, which was at least eighteen inches long and nine or so inches thick. A dick so sexy it immediately turned all the immature straight girls who thought penises were gross into mature women.
With unbelievable amounts of energy flowing through her veins, she began to beat up every member of congress with her cock. Bang, slap, thunk, schleeck, thud, boom! All the sound effects were made as Celestia violently pounded her royal cock against all the puny and disgusting humans.
In mere minutes every member of congress had been brutally beaten by the royal cock. All the gay pedophiles were already jerking off violently to the sight of the amazing Princess Celestia and her glorious dick of doom. Their hero had come!
"PRAISE THE ONE AND ONLY CELESTIA!! SHE WILL SAVE US ALL!" The gay pedophiles began to chant. Celestia had more important things to do than listen however.
The princess teleported to the president's bunker, and burst down the steel door with her gigantic cock. A six-inch thick steel door was no match for the royal cock! Celestia walked into the room and saw the cowardly Obama cowering in fear in one of the corners of the room. Celestia smirked, before morphing into Molestia.
"IT'S RAPING TIME!"
Molestia ripped off Obama's pants and pounded her royal cock into Mr. Obama's tight little asshole. Her cock was so big however, that it teared Obama's ass a new one, leaving a hole so wide it could leave the prison inmates in shock. Molestia pounded harder and harder, her princess shaft starting to glow a bright yellow light as her orgasm began to approach. The time was soon to come.
"MAY THE HOLYNESS OF MY ROYAL COCK CLENSE YE FROM YOUR IMPURITIES!! NO LONGER WILL YOU BE A NIGGER!!" Molestia roared, the entire room shaking from the loudness of her shout. In only seconds she came, her cock orgasming so hard it grew nearly twice in size, Mr. Obama's asshole being torn to oblivion. When the light and spasming was finally gone, all that was left was gibs, cum and a pool of blood-- Obama's remnants.
"Hmm.. I should've expected that. You know what they say. Once you go black... you never go back." Celestia then teleported outside to the masses in-front of the white-house. All the gay pedophiles cheered as they saw their holy leader return, with one fist pumping the air and the other pumping their cock. Celestia smiled at this-- she had done her job well.
"LONG LIVE CELESTIA AND HER ROYAL AND MIGHTY COCK!!!! LONG LIVE CELESTIA AND HER ROYAL AND MIGHTY COCK!!!!!!! LONG LIVE CELESTIA AND HER ROYAL AND MIGHTY COCK!!!!!! LONG LIVE CELESTIA AND HER ROYAL AND MIGHTY COCK!!!!!" The masses chanted over and over and over again. Celestia watched as millions if not billions of gay pedophiles chanted and worshiped her. She had won.
"My job here is done." Celestia grinned as her horn began to glow, before she teleported back to her sister. Upon looking at Luna, she saw that she was already fapping furiously to the now fixed anthro goodness.
"Thank you Tia! You have made me happy!" Luna exclaimed in happiness.
"I know." Celestia badassedly replied, before walking off into the sunset, putting on a pair of shades. Her cock proudly stood out by a foot and a half in-front of her as she walked off, leaving it for all to forever see and worship.
A cocky tale indeed. Since that glorious time everypony on the face of Equestria and Earth had learned to worship the one and true, great princess cock.
Author's Note
this has to be the best shit I've ever done
Also am I the only one who thinks it's hot as fuck when Celestia's cock took down that six-inch steel door? That was sexy as all hell mate
