It all started when I went to that old closing fish and chippery. I ate some chips there, to the warning of the guy who said it will change your life forever. Well it has. It seems I'm turning into an equine. My fingers have disappeared, leaving me with stubs. I've grown a lump on my head and my ears are sticking out off my head, so never ignore warnings my friends, even ones from the odd guy who works at a fish and chippery.