Despite appearances Equestria is very gender balanced society, however to ensure that only the strongest of genes are passed on a series of test to prove which males were deserving of reproducing was devised ages ago. The winners are celebrated and begin to form harems. It's truly the life of a champion. The losers of these competitions are quickly rounded up, their fate decided ages ago by the laws of the land. The losers are surgically stripped of their manhood. These ponies serve an important purpose in Equestria. Sometimes the males of Equestria don't feel the need to pass on their seed or attempt to woo a mare; they just want quick relief from their carnal desires. This is the story of one of the losers.