Twilight's Cross Dimensional Adventures.

by GongleWhomper

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Original Character
Length: 3833

When Twilight finds a spell that lets her travel across dimensions, she couldn't resist.

After the incident with time travelling Twilight finds a spell that lets her travel across dimensions. So she uses it and goes on her big adventure. (Games, Movies, Everything Crossovers)

Published 2012-03-23 05:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-07 20:00:10 UTC

First World Part 1.

First World Part 1.

The First World - Call of Duty.

My name is Ivan. I am an old Russian man that got sucked in that damn Third World War. The village where I lived got attacked by Chinese bombers, the village was destroyed, but some people were still alive and ran for their dear life. So did I. After couple of weeks, when I got to the capital, I joined Russian Army and became a scout. I was sent in the Chinese forest near their army base to keep a lookout for their actions. I got an old house in a middle of a forest and lived there for a couple of days and fortunately, haven't got attacked. Yet.

It was the fifth day in my new house. I got back and reported all stuff that those Chinese did today. After I was finished I just laid on my bed thought about stuff. About my miserable life, family, work. How perfect my life was before. Also I listened to the birds, the noises they make and footsteps in my house. Wait. Footsteps? I quickly grabbed my gun and pointed it at the doorway. Four different noises, two people.

"Just enough for UAV" I murmured. Then I heard a voice. Female voice.

"Hello! Is anypony in here?" she yelled.

Wait... Anypony? Really? I quickly shook that away and concentrated on the door. Any second now...

And then I saw her and shoot, but missed. She gasped and ran away.

"What the heck was that thing?" I said to nothing and quickly stood up and ran after her.

I found her lying in the corner, shaking. I was speechless. A talking pony and most importantly a unicorn! Is it me going insane or Chinese scientists are doing mad experiments? God knows. Is she hostile? Probably not considering that fear of a bullet, so I decided to be friendly and said

"Umm, hello?".

The reaction was instant. She jumped and tried to run away, but I grabbed her tail. She started kicking me in the face with her hind legs and screamed in terror. Eventually I was knocked out unconscious.

After I woke up, surprisingly, I didn't feel any pain. The first words that came to my mind were:

"What the hell happened?".

"Oh, you woke up, sorry for what I did back then".

It took a moment for me to realise that I said those words aloud. I got up from my bed and looked at her, confused. She was a lavender unicorn, smaller than me, and looked kind of... Cartoonish? But I shook that tought away and decided to greet her:

"It was nothing, really. My name is Ivan". She looked at me and extended her hoof

"My name is Twilight" she said "Twilight Sparkle".

I took her hoof and shook it, to busy to think that I was shaking hoof of a horse.

"Say, Ivan, what are you?" Twilight asked.

"Huh?" I replied like an idiot.

"It's just, I have never seen anything like you!" she said.

"Oh, well I am a human. And you are a talking pony-unicorn?" I asked, even if I was seeing things it was fun to talk to someone who was not wanting to kill you or looking at you like you are no more than a maggot.

"Well yes, you can say it that way too. But I want to ask you, what was that noise when I walked in this room?" Twilight asked.

"Well, I thought you were an enemy and tried to shoot you from my gun." I explained shamefully.

"What's a gan?" she asked, confused.

"Great, she doesnt know what a gun is, but I don't want to scare her, maybe she will attack me? Who knows what those scientists put in those things." I thought.

"W-whell a gun is thing that explodes.. It is used to distract people" I lied.

"Well, why then did you want to shoot me with that gun?" she asked.

"I wanted to say - distract you" I lied again.

"But why th-" she started, but interrupted.

"You kicked me in my face, I didn't think very well".

"Y-yeah, sorry" she apologized again.

"Talking about that. Why doesn't it hurt?" I asked.

"Well I used a healing spell and-" I interupted her again

"A spell? So you can actually use magic?" I asked, surprised.

"Yeah... I am an unicorn afterall" she said, looking out in the window.

"Your planet looks alot like Everfree forest.." she murmured, but I could hear her.

"Everfree forest? Is that some kind of forest in South America?" I asked, but she replied

"No, no - it is from Equestria, another dimension".

"Another dimension, huh?" I said, thoughtfully

"Can you tell me more about that Equestria?" And I was met with a quick, cheerful reply

"Of course! But only if you tell me about your world too!" I thought and said

"Well ok, so what is Equestria like?" Twilight thought where to begin and opned her mouth to talk, but was interrupted by a loud noise from outside.

"What is that noise?" The asked concerned.

"Oh, no it can't be good" I thought and looked out the window and could feel my cold sweat.

"Three Chinese Jeeps Incoming!" I unwillingly yelled, like I yell when I throw a grenade or plant a claymore or see something... It usually happens.

"What's a je-" Twilight began, but I quickly grabbed her and ran in the hidden emergency basement in the house.

I should have used suppressor...

P.S.: If you say that you never saw that there was no Chinese War in COD.. It is because it will be in Black Ops 2. Anyways I hope you liked it! I'll try to improve my writing skills, I promise.

First World Part 2.

The First World - Call of Duty. Part 2.

I closed the door of the basement and locked it tightly. Basically the basement was a room, but all in one. It was a kitchen, a bedroom, living room, office and last but not least – toilet (covered of course). There was a table with a laptop to communicate with our army or just browse the internet, fridge full of food, bed and other necessary furniture. I keep wondering why did they build that house and not just used the basement as that house! But it isn't important now. What is important, is that those Chinese are currently got out of the jeeps and walking to the house. I released Twilight, but she started complaining about why did I grab her, and why did bring her here so I quickly shushed her. I was hearing their voices:

“So you are sure that you heard the explosion coming from here?” asked sergeant, apparently.

“Y-yes.” replied the other soldier.

“Well I have never seen this house before.. It would make a perfect base for our enemy! Troops, search this place!” sergeant yelled angrily, and all of the soldiers started wandering near the house and some entered in it. They were very cautious though, who knows what kinds of traps are scattered here?

As the sergeant was screaming at the poor private, complaining about why didn't they notice that house before, I tried to explain current situation to Twilight, but she didn't seem to understand, interrupting me and saying that why couldn't we be peaceful like everyone in Equestria. I gave up and asked:

“So what is your Equestria like?”

She began to explain everything, from workers to Princesses. Sometimes I got bored, sometimes really interested. “Equestria seems to be a really peaceful country” I thought.
“How could such a peaceful pony enter such an evil world?” It just didn't add up, I need to keep all the evil stuff away from her. And before Twilight could begin another sentence about how Princess Celestia is awesome I heard Chinese soldier yell to his sergeant:

“Hey boss, I've found something!” and I began to worry. I heard multiple footsteps nearing the hidden door to my basement. The darkest thoughts began to shift in my mind and I grabbed my gun tightly. And there was silence.

P.S.: I want to keep those chapters coming every day or two, so they will be short. Anyways I hope you enjoyed this little chapter!

Second World. Part 1.

Second World. Team Fortress 2.

Hello. My name is [censored]. But you can call me Spy. And this is what happened on one faithful day:
It was just a normal day in 2Fort. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and people are killing each other. Beautiful. But there was one thing that I have not seen in a long time. A new face. He was not like us, he didn't wear nor blue, nor red. That could only mean that he is one of the Administrator's workers or a passerby which came here somehow, 2Fort was a place which was in a middle of desert. Well he was pointing a gun at me, which can only mean he is a passerby. Everyone knows that they don't want to mess with me, unless they have Respawn. All the Reds had it, and us - Blus too.

I pulled out my Dead Ringer and waited for him to shoot. That was pretty fast. My fake corpse flew backwards, but my real self went to him.

"Well he was an easy one" he said.

"About who, are you talking about?" I asked, grabbing him and pulling in a safer place. When I was done, I released him and allowed him to finally breathe.

"H-how... Is that... Even possible?!" he yelled, "I shot you straight in your head!"

"Well, there are many things that you shouldn't know. For now think that it is my magical power." I said in a serious voice.

"Magical powers... So you are a unicorn too?" he said, teasingly.

"I am no such thing. The thing I want to know is - why are you here?" I asked

"If I'm gonna say that I was dragged here by an unicorn, which knows how to travel accross dimensions are you gonna believe me?" he asked

"Yes, of course" I lied. 'Magical unicorns? This man has serious brain damage. I need to take him to Medic as fast as I-' The thing that interrupted my thoughts was a lavender unicorn, which appeared in bright purple light.

"Oh Ivan, thank Celestia I found you! There was a human with a bonesaw, chasing me and screaming something about finding a way how I can use magic or how I ca-" She noticed me, and stoped talking.

"I saw that one too, but he was wearing a red suit! He was stabbing everyone with a knife!" she screamed, terrified.

"Calm down, calm down. I won't hurt you." I reassured her.

"And how are you gonna prove that?" she asked

"Well I didn't backstab your friend, now did I?" I said.

"Well I guess you're right... Ivan are you dead? I don't know how humans work yet exactly, so-"

"Yes, yes. I'm fine." said Ivan (I think).

And about that moment, Heavy smashed his way into the room.

P.S.: If you don't know what TF2 is, download steam and get it (it's free) or at least watch the trailers (Meet the..) they are hilarious. You are gonna fall in love with that game like I did. Anyways - Enjoy.
P.S.S.: There is gonna be 1 day wait between worlds. I need to think about what to write. Leave suggestions in the comment section!
P.S.S.S.: Comments = free virtual cookies and Fluttershy will be proud of you.

Second World. Part 2.

Second World - Team Fortress 2. Part 2

So, the Heavy smashed his way into the room, screaming, in pain apparently.

"Doktor! Medic! Where are you?!" yelled Heavy with his Russian accent. But there was one thing missing. He didn't have his arm.

"Calm down, calm down Heavy. I know it hurts, you stay here, and I'll try to find the Medic" I said and ran out of the room. The heavy sat down on the floor, still groining in pain.

(Now here is the view from Ivan's eyes, just for extra lulz)

I heard massive footsteps nearing the room, and then a giant, fat man bursted into the room. He had no arm 'Ooh that must hurt' I thought. He was speaking with a Russian accent, like mine. But the look on the Twilight's face... It was priceless, Seeing a little pony watching in terror, how another human, twice as big as any one she saw, bleeding, without an arm. God that was cute.

(Okay, maybe there wasn't many lulz, but meh whatever. Third person view of the room enabled!)

There was silence. Twilight was the first to break it.

"Umm... Doesn't it hurt?" she asked Heavy. Heavy seemed to notice Twilight and Ivan only now.

"What sick man sends ponies to fight?" He said his thoughts aloud. "Err, da it does hurt." he answered.

"Then why aren't you screaming in pain like any other pony or person would?" Twilight asked.

"Heavy is not a tiny leetle baby man. Heavy is strong" he answere.

"Erm, okay... Don't you want me to heal it?" Twilight offered.

"Leetle pony is not Medic. But show me what you can do" and as he said that Twilight approached him and put her horn near his arm. It began to glow and Heavy's arm began to grow back.

"Oh ho ho, leetle pony can heal faster than Medic. I am surprised," he answered happily.

"Thank you. Next time, just ask - big guy."

"Horosho!" Heavy answered cheerfully.

Ivan tried to bring their attention by a couple of loud coughs and it worked.

"It's lovely that you two became friends, but don't you think we should do something?" Ivan asked, and Heavy gasped.

"Intelligence! We need to capture it!" he yelled and ran out of the room. Leaving Twilight and Ivan behind.

P.S.: I think in this chapter ther ewill be alot of mistakes, because it's very late here, but I try to keep my promises. Update every day, but I am doing that only because of those lovely comment and likes. Remember Comments = cookies (and muffins now too!) and of course Fluttershy will be proud of you.
P.S.S.: So the next world Skyrim huh? I played that game, but I think I'll need to do a little more research about it. So the next chapter - Minecraft or Skyrim? (I wanted to do minecraft when I started writing the TF2 world.) Tell me in the comments!

Second World. Part 3.

Second World - Team Fortress 2. Part 3.

Meanwhile...

"Doctor!" Spy called Medic, while he was busy healing the Heavy, waiting for the Ubercharge. 'So Heavy found him' I thought.

"Gah! Why iz ze Ubercharge taking so long?!" he growled.

"Didn't Doktor create medi-gun himself?" Heavy asked.

"Well yes, but it iz so annoying... I'll need to upgrade it when ze battle iz over." Then he noticed spy running towards him

"Spy! What are you doing?! Go kill them from behind, don't just stand here!" Medic said. Well, Heavy is fine, and OH LOOK AT THE SCORE! 2:2 (matches end at 3) a tie, and if they don't hurry they will most likely lose... So the spy disguised himself and ran towards the enemy base with his Dead Ringer open. Of course, sniper saw him and being a fancy professional (as he promoted himself) with standarts he killed Spy with one bullet in the head. As expected, Dead Ringer done its job perfectly and for the spy was no more than a mitch. He successfully ran behind his enemies, who were wearing the Red uniform and backstabbed a couple. Then he destroyed couple of RED engineer's buildings and waited for him to come back. He was not clever enough to notice the trap and was me with a bullet from spy's fancy revolver. "You got blood on my suit" shapeshifter taunted engineers corpse and ran for the intel.
To Be Continued...

Second World. Part 4.

Second World - Team Fortress 2. Part 4.

Meanwhile...

Ivan locked the door, and made the room his and Twilight's secret base.
"Well, looks like those pricks aren't coming back for a while. I think we should make this room our secret base, since outside is a bloodbath." Ivan said and look at Twilight. She already unpackead her saddlebags and was cooking some food.

"What? It's not my fault you're thinking in slow motion." She taunted Ivan with a hudge troll-face like grin. Students learn from their teachers...

"Watch out, we've got a smartass over here" Ivan replied in a sarcastic tone. And as he said that the round ended.

"Anyways, would you like a sandwich?" Twilight asked and they heard heavy footsteps getting louder and louder...

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNDVIIIICH!" Heavy yelled smashing into the barricade and breaking it very easily. Heavy stopped yealling and froze when he saw it. Laying there, defenseless, moist, probably delicious sandwich on a plate, taunting him to take a bite or maybe ten. He quickly grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth, only to spit it out.

"WHAT IS DIS!? HAY?" Heavy asked, dissapointed.

"Yes, it was hay sandwich." Twilight said, a little shocked from a sudden appearence of the Heavy Weapons Guy.

"Twilight, humans do NOT eat hay." the little Russian said. "We eat vegetables, fruits and meat, but not hay"

"Oh, I'll keep that in mind." Twiloght said, chuckling a little from the sight of Heavy trying to remove all the hay from his mouth with his giant fingers.

"Heavy, why did you run aw-" Medic was trying to say, but froze when he saw Twilight.

To be countinued...

P.S. Fimfiction... It was a looong time. Sorry that I was out so long, 3 things happened to me:
1. Life problems.
2. Laziness.
3. League of Legends.
The story is NOT dead, don't worry. I'll try to keep updating it, but I don't have a scedual. So some chapters will come 2 in a week, some in several months etc... Anyways I am back and I will do my best to not let this story die. I actually do enjoy writing it. If you notice grammatical errors, please ignore them - English is my third language and I try to improve it because I really need it. I hope you enjoy this chapter! Oh, and the previous one is updated too, no more April Fools.

Prologue

After the time travel incident, Twilight visited Star Swirl The Bearded section. Again. Maybe there would be another interesting spell that she never heard of and she could not let that slide.

After couple of hours of searching she found many, many spells. Like for example, healing spell. It lets you heal your patient without any medicine! Why didn't they use it in the hospitals? Because it was a heck of a job to learn a spell that is complicated as this. But it was no problem to Twilight. But the thing that really caught her eye was the cross dimension spell. It lets you travel across dimensions, but there is a downside. You can't tell where you are going. But think about it, you could learn so many different things! She didn't resist. She couldn't resist. So she took a chalk and started drawing the teleport base.

So, it was late at night already, and she finished drawing this damn base. It took her all evening plus half of the night to finish it, but she was finally done. Twilight took the scroll with the spell, piece of chalk, some paper, quill, ink bottle, food and a book that she hasn't finished reading yet (she needed some entertainment too!). After that she stood in the center of the base and began to cast the spell.

Then she vanished in massive, bright, purple light.

First World Part 3.

The First World - Call of Duty. Part 3.

I closed my eyes, hoping that I could defeat 30 Chinese troops. That was impossible though. Only a miracle could help. Wait. A miracle? Twilight! I looked back at her, apparently she was trying to figure out how the computer works, called her and asked:

“Do you have any spell that could make something like a shield?”

“Well, yes but I could keep it for no longer than five minutes.” she replied.

“OK then, get ready to put shield in front of me when I'll give you a signal.” I instructed.

“How will I know that it will be a signal?”

“I'll just shout – now.” and as I said this the Chinese began to speak.

“What is this? A giant stack of porn?” the sergeant said, at first angrily, but then quite surprised.

“It seems to be” replied the soldier, and everyone began to go to them to take a look. I blushed brightly. Working alone in the forest does have its own cons, right? And Twilight asked yet another question

“What is porn?”

“You know less, you sleep better.” I replied, annoyed, and Twilight hmpfed and turned away.

“Anyways, we could use that distraction and get away.” I said.

“So, all this time you just wanted to get away form here? You could have just asked.” Twilight said.

“Well, you're doing it alright” I replied with a teasing tone.

“You want to get out of here or not?” she replied, annoyed

“Ok, ok what's your plan?”

“Well, I don't really know the multi-teleport spell very well yet, but I can teleport you to another dimension with me” Twilight said.

'What do I have to lose? My family is dead, my home is destroyed and soon I will be killed by those darn Chinese.' I thought and replied:

“Ok, I will go with you.”

“Alright then, but I need a lot of free space to draw the base” she said. I thought for a moment and brought a giant piece of paper. Why do they put all that stuff in here? But chalk was white and paper was white, so I brought a marker too.

After some time Chinese didn't find anything, but decided to build here their own lookout post. So walking away wasn't an option anymore. And after that I fell asleep.

I woke up with a feeling that someone was poking me on my shoulder. Indeed it was Twilight poking me with her hoof.

“So, it is ready?” I asked half asleep.

"Yes, you need to stand in the center of the base." she said, pointing at it with her hoof. And I did. After that, she stood near me and began to cast the spell.

Then we vanished in massive, bright, purple light.

End of the First World

P.S.: So what do you think of the first world? Did the begginig of this chapter surprise you xD? Well anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Da Word.