The Best Joke Ever!

All of our productive thoughts:

Instead of it being Cheerios, we need a pun for the cereal brand. (Cherriyodels) Maybe Pinkie will be asked to do some stand up comedy, notice the first thing she sees is a box of cereal, and roll with it.

I also think that we should extend the joke. Because it's Pinkie, we should make her talk a really long time about the social system, and then, once he becomes a rich cheerio, Pinkie will explain how unhappy he is because he isn't in love. We can make him catch the eyes of a fair Cheerio lady, and talk about the months it took him to muster the courage to speak to her. Once he dates her, they will go to a fancy party. We'll spend a long time explaining all the details behind the party, and then, his date will ask for some punch. There will be no punch line.

I think she would invite them all to the party and have a secret room in her house reserved for doing stand up comedy. The room'll have a stage and a whole lighting system and stuff. What do you think?

I really expected him to realize in the end that the rich Cheerios get eaten first.

Random jumble of words to go somewhere in the story:

"Ooo! Look, I have Cherriyodels!" Pinkie smiled, bouncing over to the cupboard and picking up a box of cereal.

"Umm... What the hay are Cherriyodels?" Rainbow Dash lifted her eyebrow and sniffed the box, highly confused.

"It's only the bestest best cereal ever!" Pinkie Pie giggled with glee, pointing to the cover of the box.

"But... I've never heard of them before..." Twilight said, examining the box thoroughly.

"Of course you haven't, silly! It's only for hungy yodeling ponies! Like me!" Pinkie Pie bounced about grabbing a spoon and bowl from her kitchen.

"Ah think it's more for hungry crazy ponies, if ya ask me," Applejack tilted her head and muttered softly to Flutershy.

"Umm... Pinkie Pie? You yodel?" Fluttershy whispered, hiding her eye behind a lock of hair.

"Of course I do!" Pinkie said, pouring some milk into her bowl, "Why wouldn't I? Doesn't everypony yodel?"