The Conversion Bureau: The Handsome Krogan

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Science Fiction, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 997

A handsome Krogan male, by the name of Grunt convinces Princess Celestia Humanity is not evil.

A handsome Krogan male, by the name of Grunt convinces Princess Celestia Humanity is not evil.

Warning: Violence and Pony and Krogan sex. So, it should not be taken seriously.

Published 2014-02-13 15:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-13 15:50:03 UTC

The Handsome Krogan

Princess Celestia was happily sat on her throne. For her plans for destroying Humanity, by turning them into perfect pastel Ponies, would be soon underway. She had the near unstoppable barrier spell ready and enough potion to turn all Humanity into Ponies.

Elsewhere there was a blinding flash of light in the middle of a busy street in Canterlot, followed by the appearance of a huge reptilian humanoid alien known as a Krogan. He had huge muscles and weighed about 800 pounds and wore thick steel power armor. Who's name was Grunt.

"I AM KROGAN!" he roared.

Grunt laughed as he saw all the tiny Ponies in the street flee in terror away from him. With the Ponies gone, the Krogan began to make his marry way towards his mission objective, Celestia's castle.

However, as the Krogan walked toward the castle, he encountered dozens of tiny guard Ponies holding spears, that looked like little Roman soldiers wearing golden armor, whom stood in his way.

"Halt! You are under arrest!" shouted one of the tiny guard Ponies at the front, whom appeared to be the leader.

Grunt charged at him, smashing right into him and hitting him with his shoulder, causing his blood to splatter all over him. The Pony was sent flying into the air and crashed through the roof of a near by house.

Grunt merely laughed as he headbutted away the pathetic oncoming Ponies guards, whom tried pitifully to attack this massive Krogan warrior with their weak spears. Each one he headbutted was sent flying into the air and crashed through a wall or a roof of a near by house. Their spears could not pierce his armor, and even if they could he would quickly regenerate the wound and would regain blood rapidly.

Some unicorn guards tried casting spells at him. But he seemed to be immune to magic. In the end the remaining guards ran away from him in fear.

"Hah! You're all weak little Ponies!" he said smiling broadly.

But suddenly that smile was turned upside down into a frown, when he was hit in the back by a pink potion, which did nothing to him other than make him soaking wet.

"You're even immune to the conversion potion?!" squeaked a Guard from behind.

Grunt turned around and charged at the Pony "Rrrrrahahaha!" he roared at the Pony.

The guard screamed and flew away in the air. He was lucky he was a pegasus, otherwise he would have been killed.

Grunt sighed. "I should of brought some guns." he grumbled.

With nothing standing in his way, the Krogan covered in the blood of Ponies had walked towards the castle, with nopony daring to stop him.

***

Celestia was flashing her horn, she was about to open the portal into the near by universe in order to begin the invasion of Earth.

But then there was a loud monstrous roar, followed by the doors to the throne room being sent flying across the room. Celestia ceased her spell casting to gasp in shock as the Krogan Grunt covered in blood walked towards her.

"How dare you!" she fired two thick red laser beams from her eyes at the Krogan, which had no effect on him what's so ever. And thus he continued to walk toward her, now walking up the steps of her throne. "How can you still be-- she was interrupted when the Krogan wrapped his arms around her, giving her a gentle hug.

"Humans aren't evil Princess Celestia."

"But-- she stared into the Krogan's eyes, surely a beautiful sapient lizard man could not be wrong about Humanity. "Maybe, you are right." she leaned in to kiss the Krogan on the lips and then the Krogan whiped out his gigantic penis, that was far bigger than even Big Macintosh's penis. "Oh, mister lizard man, your penis is huge." she said while drooling.

"I am a Krogan, milady. And my name is Grunt."

"Oh, Grunt, the mighty Krogan. Will you give me the honour of fucking me up the butthole with your massive penis?"

Celestia turned around, the Krogan grinned as he grabbed her sides.

"I AM KROGAN!" he shouted as he slammed his massive terrifying penis up the Pony Princess' butthole.

Princess Celestia moaned in ecstasy as the Krogan pounded her up the butthole with his monster cock.

And then there was a blinding flash of light in front of Celestia, followed by the appearance of a red lobster man, whom had his massive penis at the ready. But it was not as big as the Krogan's.

"Whoop whoop whoop! Zoidberg is here to get a blowjob from the sexy Pony Princess!" he shouted while he clicked his claws excitedly.

Princess Celestia smiled, then opened her mouth, and then Zoidberg stuffed his monster cock down her throat. Celestia was able to create hyperspace in her throat, so she could swallow such a mighty penis right down to the base.

And to make things even better, there was another blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a handsome butt naked Nicolas Cage, whom penis was far bigger than Zoidberg's and Grunt's inferior penises combined.

"Can I join?" said Nicolas Cage sexfully.

Zoidberg pulled his cock out of her mouth, so she could speak. "Oh, Nicolas Cage! How could I have thought Humanity was evil?! Of course, you can join!"

With that Nicolas Cage went under her and stuffed his massive terrifying penis into her pussy.

Princess Celestia, felt indescribable pleasure. For Nicolas Cage, Zoidberg and Grunt were fucking her in all holes with their monster cocks.

As the three continued to slam into her with their enormous penises, the evil demon that turned Celestia into a Human hating misanthrope was destroyed by the power of love. Princess Celestia was no longer a Human hater, but a Human lover.

"I LOVE HUMANITY!" she shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice while she sucked on Zoidberg's monster cock.

The End