Duke Adolf Nukejew VS Alicorn Thor Pinkiepool

Deep in the Everfree forest, a magical portal opened somewhere really really deep in the woods.

From another world came a stallion Alicorn adorned with brilliant white coat and trim blonde mane sporting a square-cut mustache and really cool sunglasses. It was nighttime when he entered Equestria but he didn't care, because he's none other than Duke Adolf Nukejew.

And he's here - in Equestria - to kick ass and Jew bubblegum. and he's all out of Jews.

Heil to the Führer, baby!

Unable to fight his badassness and being medievaled on their asses, soon all of Equestria bowed to their knees to the aryan sexist ruler and serviced him for good measure, making the royal sisters and probably everypony else his personal "attendants"

But all hope is not lost, for again deep in the Everfree forest another portal emerged to welcome an Alicorn mare to the magical land of Equestria. Because why not.

In the depths of the forest entered Alicorn Thor Pinkiepool in full red and black skin-tight spandex suit complete with pink frizzy mane swaying glitter action, gifted with needless regenerative powers that would out-trump the immortals' if that makes any sense. In her hoof she carries the mighty Mjolnir forged by the blacksmith of the gods from another dimension - with it, she possess the power of GOD-SPEAK meaning she always talk with archaic Ye Old English accent.

Seeing the cruel state of Equestria, Alicorn Thor Pinkiepool took it upon herself to redeem its rule from the evil dictator Duke Adolf Nukejew.

NOW all hope is lost