Council of Celestias : the Showdown.
By Storiesatrandom.
Approved by Salnax.
At Canterlot castle, Celestia and Luna were walking down the prison hallway with two royal pegasi guards. The prison holds some rather mean looking thugs, bandits, and who knows what else of Equestia’s underbelly. Luna said, “Sister, are we near this, 'captured' prisoner yet?” Celestia said, “Soon enough. Hopefully, not too soon. I practically hate what kind of prisoner we are dealing with.” Luna said, “I understand your anger, Sister. But, remember the portal rift accident Twilight and Writing Glory made and what came forth afterwards.”
Celestia said, “Twilight and my daughter Glory I can forgive. But these, offensive abominations, on the other hand I cannot! If I wasn’t able to broadcast a warning of these, shameless dimensional beings to all of equestia and the other nations, my reputation would’ve been ruined on a grand scale!” Luna said, “Sister, you’re not alone in the fight against these, insulters to your name.” Celestia stopped, gaining the curiosity of Luna and the Guards.
Celestia said, “I know, Luna. I do have allies in fighting these dimensional threats. But, I am appalled, that there are beings like that beyond alternate dimensions. Let alone dimensions that, have the ideals that the threats bare.” Luna gave a knowing sigh. Luna said, “I know how personal this problem is to you, my sister, that, beings like that actually exist. Fret not sister, we’ll stop them in time before they continue to be a problem. Remember, you are not alone in this fight.” Celestia smiled.
Celestia said, “Thank you sister. *grows a serious look* Now, let’s see to this 'Meeting' with our 'Guest' sister.” Luna said, “Sister, I share your lack of enthusiasim for our 'Guest' sister.”
They resumed walking. A feminine laughter was heard further downward. Celestia and Luna frowned and grew angry. They have a good idea who is laughing. They approached a cell that was heavily locked and padded as well with a large amount of chains. There was a heavily armored Unicorn guard that stood next to it. Celestia, Luna and the Pegisi guards appeared by him. Celestia said, “I came to interrogate our prisoner more. I need to learn more of their plans.” The unicorn guard made no complaint or defiance, and magically opened the locks, pads, and chains, and the cell itself. The Pegisi guards were the first to go in for security reasons, of course.
Celestia and Luna followed. Celestia said, “We meet again, imposter.” Across the room, sitting on a lone chair, is another Celestia.
This Celestia seems exactly the same to the Celestia we've seen, except for a cutie mark that looks like a face with an abnormally large smile and sly looking eyes. Luna said, “Are thou ready to talk, Trollestia?” Trollestia, the other Celestia, said, with an overcomident chuckle, “Look, I already told you about Tyrantia’s plan to waste Canon Celestia to become ruler of other Celestias, we’re done here.”
Celestia said, “It’s not just her you’re after, is it? I figured a Tyrant like Tyrantia or *disgusted groan* 'Tyrant Celestia' wouldn’t be satisfied with destroying the Canon Mother and stop there. There’s more, isn't there?” Trollestia said, “Nope. What you see is what you get.”
Celestia transformed into her Ninja form! Trollestia said, “Oh, *laughs heartingly*, dude, freaking ninja much?” Celestia said, as she brought out her Katana, “SILENCE IMPOSTER! Now tell me, is there more to Tyrantia’s plan? I know that, witch won’t be just happy becoming a Canon Mother. She craves a higher title, does she?” Trollestia laughed her gut out! Trollestia said, “Bitch please, who could be greater then Canon Celestia? She’s the ruler of Canon Equestia and so called “Mother” of all other Fanon Celestias, and is the most powerful Celestia there is, because whatever she does or, what some people think she did or is, comes forth on bitches like you and me.”
Celestia said, “One exception, you crude imitator, you are born on false ideals of the canon mother being, crude humored and malmitulive and narsistic, when really she is not. Tell me, imposter, why betray the canon mother like this? Being something she isn’t?” Trollestia said, making a brief snort, “Hey, every family has their little asshole dicks. And you’re talking to the queen of dicks.” Celestia chuckled. Trollestia took sudden interest of Celestia not being insulted or giving her attention. Celestia said, “Funny, I thought Tyrantia is the Queen.” Trollestia said, a bit annoyed, “Hey, don’t get her wrong, she is the boss behind her little team-up, but I am still all time champion queen of all dicks!”
Celestia said, “Ha! Who are you kidding? You’re among the peasant 'Dicks' as you described.” Trollestia said, “What you saying, Ho?” Celestia said, “I’m just saying that Tyrantia seems to be the greater threat, next to Corona Blaze and Molestia. I mean, yes, a perverted version of me and a Nightmare Moon knock-off seem like imitating threats, but Blaze is over-comident and over the top like nightmare, and if I remember the “Princess Molestia” fic correctly, Molestia’s not extremely bright despite being a sun goddess, if you catch my drift. Tyrantia is clearly a strong balance of power and intellect. She does not underestimate foes, knows when to become malmitulive, and actually uses her powers, not some cannon to send those she despise to the moon. Of course, if Tyrantia has one thing similar to other Celestias, is that her elements of harmony are long disconnected from banishing Nightmare. And you? Compared to her, you’re just a lesser insult to the Celestia name. Sure, you bare an infamous name, being a devious trickster and liar, taking enjoyment on your subjects’ torment, but that doesn't make you worse then Tyrantia, in comparison, your really no more eviller then Hasbro Celestia, who by the way is on our side thanks to the Canon Mother. Tell me, Trollestia, did your parents, ever mistreated you like that?”
Trollestia gasped. Celestia said quietly, “Got ya.” Trollestia gave a prolonged silence. Trollestia began to look down, and gave small but clear as day tears. Celestia said, “Well?” Trollestia sobbed. Trollestia said, “My, my, my parents hated me. They, hated me for having fun.” Celestia said, “Your parents did not hate you. They hate what your idea of fun was.” Trollestia said, tears all over her face, “Huh?”
Celestia said, “From what I understood of your past performance, a good ruler does not let his or her humor get the better of him or her. I know what you’re capable of, messing with your sister, firing ponies to the moon via a cannon, and sometimes you even torment the Twilight of your dimension.”
Trollestia resumed crying. Celestia, though still somewhat hates Trollestia on how the imitator before her chose how to portray her life, begins to sympathize the faker. Trollestia said, “I’m, I’m, so sorry…. I confess being a fuck-up, ok? It’s not my fault, blame the bronies! They’re the ones not reading Canon Celestia right?! Ok? They’re the same people behind the Cupcakes Pinkie Pie and the Rainbow Factory Rainbow Dash."
Celestia said, “Look, it’s not their fault. They are but easily mislead fans that look for nothing more then to see they could make interesting takes on The Canon Mother. Like obvious parodies and interesting incarnations. Don’t get me wrong, I do not support or approve of the likes of bullies, but a wise human once told me that you and others are but parodies and plot devices to make certain stories interesting.” Trollestia looked up to the Celestia before her.
Celesta said, “Know the truth Trollestia, Tyrantia trolled you from being a harmless nuisance to a dimensional terrorist! And for what? A promise of becoming a Canon mother? It’s clear she wants the Canon Mother title to herself….. Unless, if there is something better then that if she does plan more than one Canon Mother.”
Trollestia gave a brief silence. Trollestia said, “You got me. You clearly out-trolled Trollestia. But, you were kind enough to give me sympathy. I’ll admit, for a Fanon Celestia that is a kiss-up to Cannon Celestia, you got spunk kid, I like that. Your right, there’s more to that bitches plan then to just waste Canon Celestia. She’s also after the big boss herself.”
Luna gasped! Luna said, “You don’t mean….” Celestia said, “The great creator. By Creation’s thunder, I know Tyrantia is mad, but, this is beyond threatening the Canon mother, this is threatening all dimensions on whole!” Trollestia said, “Uh, care to explain abit?” Celestia said, “The great creator is the reason why the real show itself exists! And what followed is the Faniverse, the offspring of a real show depending on how popular it is. If it wasn’t for the great creator, you, I, or even anypony else would not even exist!” Trollestia said, “You, you, you mean, if it wasn’t for her, then… I, I…..” Celestia said, nodding, “Yes, neither of us would’ve came to be. Can you imagine the disaster that’ll follow if Tyrantia is allowed to do her dark mission?”
Trollestia only nodded. Celestia said, “Good, then we all agree, Team Anti-Celestia must be stopped and disbanded for good! Come Luna, we must find Canon Celestia and Hasbro Celestia and warn them of what we learned.”
Trollestia said, “Look, can I be, freed? After all, I gave you what you want.” Celestia said, “Yes, I do owe you because you willingly betrayed Tyrantia. For that, I’m grateful. But, I simply can’t return you to what I assumed that you’ll go back to being mean again. Once Team Anti-Celestia is defeated and disbanded, you and what we didn’t have to destroy or greatly punished will be reibuiliated by great exposure to the pool of harmony.”
Trollestia made a confused face. Celestia said, “But, because I owe you, you shall be cleanse of your inner sins first.”
Celestia, Luna, and the guards left. Trollestia said, “But, why are you-”
A trap door opened under Trollestia, Trollestia fell into a pool of a magical looking rainbow far too fast for her wings to stop her or to focus on Teleporting.
A huge splash was heard.
Celestia turned to the guard, saying, “Remember to fish her out when it seems like she’s done soaking.” The Unicorn guard said, “Yes you’re Majesty.”
Outside of Canterlot, two Alicorn-like figures flew towards the entrance and landed. It’s Canon Celestia, (which is an exact model and form of all Fanon Celestias) and Hasbro Celestia, which she bares a resemblance to the differently designed toys being sold in places like toys 'r' us.
Canon Celestia said, “Ok, Hasbro, we got the info we need. Since all you can say is, utter nonsense, let me handle the report, ok?” Hasbro Celestia said, “My wings are pretty.” Canon Celestia said, “I’ll, uh, take that as a yes.” Canon Celestia and Hasbro Celestia walked in the palace.
Real Celestia and Luna walked out of the prison. A voice shouted out! It said, “Princess!” Celestia looked over to see her Grand Visor Trixie running towards her! Trixie stopped, incredibly out of breath. Trixie said, “Your highness, the other Celestias, (huge inhale and exhale) have arrived.”
Luna said, “The good Cellys or the bad Cellys.” Trixie said, “The good cellys thank goodness. Though, I find the pink one with the green wings abit annoying.” Celestia said, “Trixie, I want you to hold the castle while Luna and I go handle this. I am not sure if we’ll be able to return. A battle of goddesses, let alone a battle of clones of the exact same one, isn’t like any battle me or Luna ever faced.” Trixie gasped. Trixie said, “Your, your graces, this is too great of a responsibility, I-”
Celestia said, “Trixie, I didn’t say we might die, of course our immortality will be a great shield. It’s just that, a dimensional battle with opponents at the exact same level tends to be time consuming. And remember of Tyrantia’s sudden ability to control Dimensional rifts, so we may end up traveling between dimensions if possible. Trixie, as my advisor, I entrust the kingdom to you. Do know I will come back, if though it’ll be sometime depend on how it works out. This is because, should Tyrantia be destroyed or somehow escape, Luna and I might be trapped in an unfamiliar world, and with no possible way to return. Is it clear, Advisor?”
Trixie had clear sign of tears and nodded. Celestia said, “Come Luna, we shall speak with the Canon Mother and Hasbro Celestia.” Luna gave a determined and understandable nod. Trixie just stood there, while understanding what her princesses have to do; she was saddened that her princesses may be lost to her, and possibly to Equestria.
Canon Celestia and Hasbro Celestia waited in the lobby. The Real Celestia and Luna appeared by their sides. Canon Celestia said, “Oh good, you’re here, S.A.R.’s Celestia. I have confirmed Tyrantia’s plan, she is out to get me, so she can rule Canon Equestia and all other Fanon Equestias.”
S.A.R.’s Celesta said, “It’s worse than just that, we came to the conclusion that Tyrantia only wants to over-throw you just so she can come after the Great Creator.” Canon Celestia was horrified.
S.A.R.’s Celestia said, “I share your shock, Canon Mother, Tyrantia does not realize that if anything becomes of her, your world will suffer greatly or even become destroyed, and the fanonverse will slowly wither and die as a consequence. Stopping Tyrantia has never became more impourent.” Canon Celestia said, “Yes, your right. Those anti-Celestias must be put to stop once and for all.”
S.A.R.’s Celestia said, “My Luna, Hasbro Celestia and I will go forth and fight them. You already risked yourself enough for today; we alone can stop the Anti-Celestias.”
Canon Celestia said, “Good luck, my friends, I have the highest faith in you.” Hasbro Celestia said, “Would you be my friend?” Canon Celestia simply face-hoofed.
Meanwhile
Somewhere on the far outer outskirts of Ponyville. Suddenly lands are three more Celestia clones. Two of them are alike the real and canon Celestia, differenced by their cutiemarks. One of them had a Pedobear cutiemark, which makes her Molestia. The other had what looked like an iron fist squishing a sun, this is Tyrantia. The 3rd one was more different, if somewhat similar. She was reddish orange Alicorn mare with a fiery mane and tail, with what seems like a much more violent version of Celestia’s sun cutiemark. This was Corona Blaze.
Tyrantia said, “Ok, report.” Corona Blaze shouted with a loud voice, as if speaking in royal canterlot voice, “SHE IS NOT IN YONDER REALM OF SOLORIS AS ESTERMATED!” Molestia said, “She wasn’t at the poison sea urchin cove.” Tyrantia said, “Blast, I hoped she was actselly there. We have to find Canon Celesti- Wait, where’s Trollestia and Hasbro Celestia?” Molestia said, “Well, uh, depends, where did you sent them to?”
Tyrantia pondered.
Tyrantia said, “Yes, I told them to go to the sun. I am aware Trollestia tends to, be honorable to her namesake, and Hasbro Celestia is a complete idiot, but, something isn’t right, even THEY know when it’s time to return.” Corona Blaze shouted, “A MERE CASE OF INCOMIDENTS AND RUDE PRANKERY, TY-”
Tyrantia said sternly, “Ok, enough with the Canterlot voice already, we all know you can speak normally damn it!” Corona Blaze was surprised. Corona Blaze said in a normal voice, “My apologies, Tyrantia.”
Tyrantia said, “My best guess that something happened to them. They weren’t our strongest anyway, just a rude jester and a blabbering imbecile. Come, we have to find them, and see their reports. Molestia, search the town, Corona, take the forest and the hut of that witch-doctor Zebra. Canterlot Castle is mine.” The Anti-Celestias split up.
In Ponyville, Molestia appeared in town square, finding the place deserted. It was to her disappointment. Molestia said, “Aw, I think somepony warned all those good hot bodies of us. No fair, where did anypony go?” a voice said, Will you be my best friend?” Molestia turned around confused. It was Hasbro Celestia.
Molestia said, somewhat turned on, “Oh, hey, Hasbro. Tyrantia sent me to find you and asked of what you found out so far, but, I guess I could be your, friend! *laughs like an idiot with a snorting problem*” Hasbro Celestia suddenly ran off towards an ally. Molestia said taking a liking to this sudden chase, “Oh, playing hard to get, eh?” Molestia followed suit. Molestia looked everywhere in the ally.
Molestia said, “Oh, where are you, you incorrectly colored Celestia? Where is your, cute, plastic flank?” A voice said, “My wings are pretty.” Molestia had an AH-HA moment. Molestia approached the left turn of the ally, expecting to get Hasbro Celestia, but, suddenly gets surprised of what she gets instead, Luna.
Molestia said, “Uh, oh, hey sis. Uh, how’s the weather?” Luna said, turning into a black, night themed ninja, “Nice try you dimensional imposter, but I know you are an Anti-Celestia, and the perverted one no doubt.” Molestia said, “Uh-oh.”
Luna kickflips Molestia to the wall! Molestia crashes, and falls down. Molestia said, “Ta-ta-ta-take it easy, Luna. Please, don’t hurt me. Wh-wh-wh-what happened to Hasbro Celestia?”
Luna said, “She’s not as loyal to you anti-Celestias as Tyrantia thought, she may be unintelligent, but she is not evil, especially if it didn’t take Canon Celestia too much to convert her to our side, plus evening the battle field. At least, until one of us are defeated in battle.” Molestia said, “But, I, I’m not the fighting type!” Luna said, “All the more easy.”
Molestia panicked and ran off. She ran as far as she could before she suddenly froze! Molestia couldn’t move. Luna teleported where Molestia was stuck. Molestia panicked. Luna said, “Fret not, abomination to the Canon Mother’s glory, I will only keep you hold, to prevent use to Tyrantia should my sister finally meet her.”
Molestia said, “Th-th-th-there’s still Corona Blaze!” Luna said, chuckling alittle, “She’ll be handled… soon enough.”
At a burned down Zecora’s hut. Zecora was wincing in fear of her assaulter. Corona Blaze said, “Now, little African mule, where are Trollestia and Hasbro Celestia?” Zecora said, “Of the fates of the one of idiocy and of hate, of which none I relate, is not my chose to make. It escapes my knowledge with strong haste, but of what the demonic faker of the sun princess should be concerned before it is too late, is that of your own fate, one who is fake.”
Corona Blaze said: “I may not be like your sun princess or the weakling Canon Mother, but at least I am strong, I am the sun's glory, I am-” a voice cried out, “An imposter.” Corona looked to where the voice came from. It was Twilight and friends, with Writing Glory. Corona Blaze said with annoyance in her voice, “Who dared interrupt the great and powerful queen of the sun?”
Writing Glory said, “Simple; the Empress of this dimension in training, and the elements of harmony, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle.” Corona Blaze said, “Hmm, I am curious of why you wish to face me, I am beyond power, I am the power of the sun itself, I am Corona Blaze!”
Rarity said, “Oh? Then tell us, darling, why are you playing second-banana to that other imitation Celestia? I mean, it’s clear your greater then her.” Corona Blaze said, “HA! Though I hate being but an enforcer to that lesser version, casting an eternal day to all dimensions will make the degradation all the worthwhile, then, I will prevent her insane plan to overthrow the great Creator by over-throwing her as Canon Mother. I will make the idea of Corona Blaze popular by a wide-scale! No more will I be referred to as a cheap knock off of Nightmare Moon, but with Celestia, and I will no longer only exist in fanfics and fan art, but I will actually be what I always desired to be: (in royal canterlot voice) A CANON CHARACTER! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
Rainbow Dash shouted, “NOT IF WE STOP YOU FIRST, FAKER!” Rainbow Dash charged at Corona Blaze, and dodged Corona’s blazing mane! Rainbow Dash smacked around Corona many times before stopping and getting in a far enough disdents. Pinkie Pie armed herself with… Cakes?
Pinkie Pie said, “PREPARE TO BE ASSAULTED WITH CAKE!” Pinkie Pie rapidly threw Cakes of many variaties at Corona Blaze! Pinkie Pie stopped. Corona Blaze was covered in frosting and cake stuff and sprinkles, cream and maybe a candle or two.
Fluttershy boldly flew up to Corona Blaze with a bucket of water. Fluttershy said, “Hey, Blaze, what’s soaking wet and clueless?”
Corona Blaze said “Is that a trick quest-” Fluttershy dumped water on Corona Blaze. Fluttershy said, “YOUR FACE!” Fluttershy slammed the bucket on Corona Blaze's head.
Smoke was evidenced on Corona Blaze, her fiery mane and tail have been cooled out and turned into a normal mane and tail, though bares a resemblances to fire in colors of red, orange, and yellow.
Corona Blaze said, “You foals, it’ll take forever for my fiery mane and tail to come back!”
An apple hits Corona Blaze between the eyes. Applejack said, “How about these apples, ya little faker?”
AppleJack bucked even more apples at Corona Blaze, which followed by a series of screams and rapidly appearing bruises… and a black eye on Corona Blaze.
Corona Blaze said, in drunken pain, “It's that the best you can do?” Rarity said, “Darling, that’s not even the showstopper!” Rarity’s horn glowed, and suddenly fabric clothing came from literally nowhere! The fabric ties around Corona’s back legs in a neat little tie, causing Corona to trip awkwardly! Corona struggled to get up, but was met with a sudden frozen in time spell by Twilight.
Writing Glory said, “I like to say a few things to her before you can do the grand finale, girls.” The mane 6 nodded in respect. Writing Glory approached Corona Blaze. Writing Glory said, “Look, ordinarily, I am abit of a klutz, a noodle brain, and often not careful about anything, but if you do anything to bring my mother misery, that’s where I get dead serious. But, at the same time, you share my aunt’s previous problem. You're processed by an evil force, and you can’t think straight. Well, fear not, Corona, we have brought something that’ll free you from your negative ideals…. (Writing Glory flew off, away from Corona Blaze.) Girls, you're all set.”
The mane 6 posed and suddenly the gems in Twilight’s crown, and the necklaces of the rest of them glowed in huge neon lights in shapes of the gems, which caused them to levitate in mid-air, then the combined power formed a spiraling rainbow, which went upwards, then downwards to a helpless Corona Blaze! The rainbow engulfed Corona in a swirling mist, then exploded in an array of light! It could be seen for miles.
Meanwhile
Tyrantia noticed the flash. Tyrantia said, “No, they got Corona. I must contact Molestia.” Tyrantia focused hard, her horn glowed, she is casting a mind reading spell. She heard a voice. The voice said, “Tyrantia, run away from here, it’s, it’s, it’s horrible! They’re taking us off one by one! Hasbro Celestia betrayed us, the Luna of this world told me the mane 6 and Writing Glory is in progress of defeating Corona! *sounds of crying were heard* and now this Luna and, that meanie traitor are hanging me over what looks like rainbow juice……. WHAT? IT’S GOING TO WHAT NOW? NO, ANYTHING BUT THE POOL OF HARMONY, NOOO- *GURGLING*”
The voice ended.
Tyrantia was horrified. She had lead her mate Molestia, her enforcer Corona Blaze, and Trollestia to un-pleasant fates. Tyrantia was breathing heavily, struggling to rationalize her new found problem. Tyrantia decides that the best hiding place, is right under their noses, she can’t risk it now, she needs to hide on the one place nopony would even think to look. She flew off!
Hours later
Canon Celestia met with Luna, Writing Glory and the Mane 6, with the captured former Anti-Celestias. Corona now just a smaller Celestia, baring a resemblance to Luna with some ovivious differences. And a grieving, shame filled, remorse filled former Molestia. The smaller Celestia shares Former Molestia’s feelings. Canon Celestia said, “You all have done well, the Celestia formerly known as Trollestia is with Hasbro Celestia in the drying off center. But, we have yet to capture Tyrantia.” Luna said, “Fear not, Canon Celestia, if I know the Celly of this dimension, it won’t be too long.
Inside an old abandoned library hidden somewhere in the bowels of the Canterlot castle, is a bruised, beaten up and injured Tyrantia. What she thought was a perfect hideaway turned out to be a trap long set by S.A.R.’s Celestia.
Tyrantia was running looking for somewhere to hide from whoever has beaten her like this. Tyrantia sees something better; an exit. This is Tyrantia’s chance. Tyrantia made a run for it! Suddenly she was intersected by a familiar looking Alicorn Ninja. It was S.A.R’s Celestia. Tyrantia was in incredible fear.
S.A.R’s Celestia said, “Alright, Tyrantia, there’s no more hiding or running now, so, either fight or surrender.” Tyrantia said, “Look, it’s fairly clear you proved your too vastly strong for me. Had not my enforcer been defeated, why, I wouldn’t even be this much damaged.”
S.A.R.’S Celestia said, “Why are you like this, Tyrantia? Why do this? Why disrespect the canon mother like this, let alone insult the glory of the Great Creator, and threatening her life? The Canon Mother’s life? And drag innocent souls into this?”
Tyrantia said, “I am not explaining anything to you, you mere Fanon Celestia.” S.A.R.’s Celestia said, “Tell me, Tyrantia, is it because your parents were abusive to you, that it`s led you down this wrong path, and to insult the Canon Mother’s name, by being something she’s not, a Tyrant?” Tyrantia said, “That, that is not your concern, Canon Mother loyalist.” S.A.R.’s Celestia said, “I know of your problem. Though I never experienced abusive parents myself, I know a hurt child when I see one. Now, the parents of your dimension. It’s no lie they mistreated you and favored your Luna better, cause, she was more willing to her destiny? Or, is it because, of jealousy? Jealousy, that made you do actions, unapproved by your parents, that they brutally punished you for it, without hesitation or remorse?”
Tyrantia started to get blood soaked tears due to her eyes that were before blacken, and scratched.
S.A.R.’s Celestia said, “Is it true, Tyrantia? That, all you ever crave, was love from the parents that ruined you, to make them see that you were the one just as worthy of attention as your Luna was. To me, I see more than just a Tyrant…. I see a scared, half-sociopathic child that just wants to be loved, like her sister.”
Tyrantia just dropped. Tyrantia said, crying, “Why must I always suffer? All I want is attention, to be looked up upon and be respected I, I don’t entirely intended harm, I mean, I confess I had a plan that involved a little bloodshed, but I never thought I was gonna be stopped so easily….go ahead, finish me off, like in the “Tyrant Celestia” fics. I always end-up dead in them.”
S.A.R.’s Celestia said, “I may not have been above beating you, but I am against ending you. The thing with Memes like you is, your killed off in one fic, suddenly back in the other. Anypony that’s not an OC goes through this; even the Fanon Celestias can’t escape this sort of thing. That’s why; instead you’ll just be purified.” Tyrantia stopped crying. Tyrantia said, “Purified?” the roof opened, and rainbow liquid fell down apawn Tyrantia!
SPLASHED!
Tyrantia screamed, as the pour energy of the liquid started to burn away the evil, also healing her injuries. A glow surrounded Tyrantia. As S.A.R.’s Celestia just stared, concerned that the liquid burned Tyrantia, but, she knows this is what Tyrantia needs.
Hours later
S.A.R.’s Celestia was sitting on her throne. Canon Celestia took the other Celestias back to their worlds of origin.
S.A.R’s Celestia (which we can now just call her celestia again because the other Celestias are gone now.) is still concern about the Anti-Celestias that still out there. though unlike the ones they defeated, the Tyrantias, Molestias, Trollestias, even with the rising of Corona Blazes or Solar Flares in pics, fanfics, and even some fan videos are still there, insulting the Canon Mother’s name.
Trixie walked in. Trixie said, “Your highness, Canon Celestia sent a message that the Canon Mane 6 has been unsuccessful at capturing Canon Trixie. But, thankfully, without the Tyrantia we defeated, I assumed that Canon Trixie won’t be a problem anymore.” Celestia said, “It’s no longer Canon Trixie I worry about, advisor. Though we defeated the Anti-Celestias that found out about the Canon Mother, there are still Anti-Celestias out there, in every form of alternate dimension, doing wrongs of every kind.”
Trixie said, “Your grace, while we can’t destroy the memes entirely, at least we stopped the Anti Celestias that knew. There is a good chance the other ones won’t be able to find out, they are either already defeated or too stupid and pea-brained to give their reasoning for existence a second thought, your grace.”
Celestia smiled. Celestia said, “You're right, my adviser. Like a wise human named Storiesatrandom once told me, they’re just memes. And Canon will always rise above fanon in every direction, it is what everyone always and should take seriously.”
Trixie said, “Yes, your grace. Though I must admit, I am glad to be a Fanon Trixie, cause I would've hated what Canon Trixie is going through right now.”
Celestia giggled. Celestia said, “Like-wise, Advisor, like-wise.” Trixie said, “Oh one more thing, think you could call back Canon Celestia?” Celestia was confused. Celestia said, “Why?” Trixie said, “Cause, I think, we may have a new problem.”
A deep voice said, “Hey, hey, hey…..” Trixie gasped, Celestia as well, as they looked towards what looks like a standing upright Fluttershy, who looks like she was drawn by the same people behind Ren and Stimpy. She said in a deep, Fat Albert-like voice, “What'd I tell y’all *pulls out chainsaw* 'bout coming in MY SHED?!”
Celestia said, “Don’t tell me, the Hotdiggitydemon Mane 6 are here, aren't they?” Trixie said, “Yep.” Celestia said, “Should I hold this one off while you inform Canon Celestia, then warn Luna, Glory, and our mane 6?”
Trixie said, “Way ahead of you.” Trixie casted a disappearing spell.
Celestia pulled out her katana. Celestia said, “This, is between you and me, Parody character.” The Hotdiggitydemon Fluttershy only grinned viciously and readied her chainsaw. The two charged! The two clashed blades! It caused an epic explosion of a sonic rainboom in Celestia’s colors!
Outside
Luna, Writing Glory and the S.A.R.’s Mane 6 looked in awe of what is going on. Luna said, “I assumed we are not yet done with our dimension problem, are we?” Writing Glory said, “Well, here we go again.”
THE END
