Chapter 1 I pass out a lot.
Abandoned Castle
A cloaked stallion started uttering a chant at the battleground of the Slendermare. Unaware of her banishment he continued. He was a necromancer he specializes in reanimating the dead to do his bidding. As the chant went on he became unaware of three pairs of eyes looking at him from different parts of the room until one of the corpses got up and said "Hi I'm Sweetiebelle who are you?"
The stallion lost his focus, and his spell backfired ripping his soul from his body leaving a withered husk. "What just happened?" asked Scootaloo.
"Ah belive we just came back from the dead." answered Applebloom.
Sweetiebelle replied with "I saw it coming." The others just looked at her quizzically, and she replied with "What? I found spoilers. Isn't that right author."
"Yep." I (I meaning Dovahbrony) said "What Pinkies dead, and Midnight isn't hear I need a 4th wall breaker." The cmc besides Sweetiebelle fainted. "Well crap. Sweetie can you get them up, and then you three need to get to Dinky." She nodded, and went to awake the cmc.
Lyra's House
Dinky had just walked into her new home. It wasn't much just a two story, two bedroom, two bath house in the suburbs. There was a lot of pink, and teal everywhere. The carpets the walls, even the friggin fridge was teal (we're was I? Oh yeah) anyway I had just gotten back from school that day, and was tired out. I went up to my small (also teal) bedroom, and went to bed.
I was woken up by a scream from Lyra and Bon Bons room. I bolted up, and ran in I had already conjured up a cutlass, and bucked down the door only to be greeted by three fillies I knew all to well. The Cutiemark Crusaders Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo. I opened my mouth to say something, but I passed out.
I woke up on the living room couch wondering what just happened. Did I really just see my friends that died literally three days ago. No that's crazy talk right. "Nope it's not crazy talk." said Sweetiebelle from a chair across the room. I passed out yet again. "Not again!" exclaimed Sweetie as she levitated a bucket of water over her unconscious friend, and dumped it on her. Her eyes fluttered opened.
"What the actual hay just happened?" I yelled as I awoke. I turned, and saw Sweetie "Okay I think I'm okay now. Why, and more importantly how are you here?" I asked.
"Well me, Scoots, and Applebloom were accidentally brought back from the dead, but we will be returned to the land of the dead if we can't find a specific herb from a different dimension. Oh, and we can't travel there because it would kill us again so that's why we need you. Plus the author is letting me break the fourth wall now! How exciting!" said Sweetie in one go. I passed out again.
Town square
A stone frame built itself up in the town square then ignited with a red swirling vortex. Three ponies walked out of it. The first was..... Sabre! The second was a pegasus with black fur, and a grey mane with a katana as a cutiemark. He had a katana was sheathed on his back. The last was a red earth pony with neon green hair. His cutiemark was an acorn next to a pinecone. Sabre said "Allright boys I'm back in town."
The black furred one talked first "Whatever I better not be in this girly world any longer than I have to."
Sabre talked next "Nathan just because you're not a brony doesn't mean you have to gripe about it. Besides this is my home." His image faltered revealing a human teen. He was roughly six foot two brown hair, and eyes.
"Yeah don't dis Equestria." said the boy.
"Oh shut up Gage." said Nathan Gage reverted to Sabre, and looked to the red one.
"So Jacob you like it here?" asked Sabre. The one I think is Jacob held his hoof up fell to his back, and yelled.
"Yeah Ponyville!" that's when I arrived.
Alley Besides Portal
Honestly I got over the fact my friends came back from the grave when I saw my dad. If you don't know my father Celestial Sabre died fighting the Slendermare seven years ago. I walked out of the alley tears forming in my eyes. You probably thought I would run up, and yell at him for leaving me for all these years. I wanted to, but to be honest I'm to big a daddy's girl. "Dad!" I said running up to a now very startled Sabre. After recovering from the sudden yell he smiled, and embraced me in a big hug.
"I missed you my little muffin." he said as his friends coughed into there legs. Nathan said.
"Don't we have business to attend to?"
"Yes, but I died came back fought a giant lizard, and got punched in the face I think I deserve a little quality time with my daughter." he said. "So Dinky you still like triple chocolate mint supreme ice creame?"
"Oh buck yeah I do." I said.
Lyra/ Bon Bon's room
The two mares woke up shortly after the filly's left still shocked. "You saw that to right?" asked Bon Bon Lyra just nodded. "Good thought I was going crazy." Lyra then started to shake Bon Bon knew this reaction to well she jumped off the bed, and slid under it.
Lyra yelled "I sense a HUMAN!" that was the exact moment Sabre shifted Lyra bolted out the door in the direction of the group.
Chapter 2 I use my dad's portal of awesomeness.
Forth Wall
Hey Sabre here I just thought that you should know what happened. After I died I awoke in a dark pit I was terrified. I wandered for ages before finding a strange red gem. It was around the size of a bit, and was probably enchanted (call it a hunch) but as soon as I touched it I felt a burning sensation in my gut, and before I knew it I was out like a light.
I awoke in another dark place, but ahead I could see something, a floor. I was guessing I wasn't really looking at it due to the fact I saw two arms braced against it. Don't know why, but I decided to talk. "Um hello. Who are you, and were am I?" no answer, but it was then when I realized I was standing there now. The voice of the one I merged with said something.
"I'm going to assume you're Celestial Sabre, protector of Ponyville, holder of the element of loyalty after Dashie. Oh, and my oc."
"Oc?" I asked.
"Original Character. You basically are the me from Equestria." he said morphing back into himself. "Now that that's out of the way I'm going to faint now." he said passing out.
Sugar Cube Corner
"They finally opened it back up?" asked my dad. I told him yes, and we walked in. The first thing the Cakes did was start stammering. The red furred one jumped onto a stool, and started spinning. He was shorter than the rest, but I liked him he seemed fun.
"How are you four even alive right now?" asked Mrs. Cake.
"Well some necromancer brought us back on accident." said Scootaloo. Sabre said.
"Died, found gem, merged with some human teen you know a typical day for me." Mrs. Cake just walked in back, and brought some ice cream. We chatted a bit, and caught up. Sabre was proud of me for defeating Slendermare, and I was happy to have my dad back. All was peacfull until a certain Teal unicorn walked (or should I say rammed) into the store.
"Dinky" she said no longer excited "is that your dad?" asked Lyra.
"Yep just read the fic." said Sweetie handing Lyra a stack of papers.
"Um no thanks."
"Suit yourself." said Sweetiebelle.
"Well looks like my time is short. Bye Dinky." said Sabre with a sigh, and a sad look on his face. "Tell Sparkler I love her to okay."
"Why are you saying goodbye you just got here?" I said getting worried.
"Why an old foe was brought back actually two foes, and I've got to deal with them. Oh and you've got an adventure to go on." he said. I nodded, and Sabre opened the portal behind me. I adjusted my armor I never felt safe without it, and jumped in my dad's portal of awesomeness. Lyra at the last minute jumped in.
Human world
I awoke to a yellow tinted face peering down at me eyes full of concern. She spoke in a barely audible voice "Are you ok?" I nodded until I got a good look at her, and (I know it seems to happen a lot now) I passed out.
Chapter 3 Pastel colored Humans
Fluttershy's Apartment
Fluttershy was rushing around her home looking for anything that would help with the unconscious teen on her couch. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh." whispered Fluttershy frantic about what happened. The teens teal haired friend never left her side she was such a good friend. As Fluttershy rushed around she heard a knock at the door. She stopped running around her apartment, and opened the door. A pale skinned man in a denim jacket, and blue jeans, walked in. His hair was black, and he wore a black t-shirt with the words "praise the wubs!" printed in purple in the center. "Oh Crashie thank goodness you're here I could use you're help right now." said Fluttershy.
"What happened?" he asked hiding his concern. He looked over his girlfriend for six months shoulder, and saw the unconscious Dinky. "Oh that happened." Fluttershy nodded, and ushered him inside. She had changed atire since her days at Canterlot High. She now wore a white t-shirt with jeans. Her shirt had three pink butterfly's on it.
"I was just walking by my old school when I saw them come through the statue. I was hoping it would be Twilight,but instead I accidently startled this girl so bad she passed out." Fluttershy stated. She heard a yawn, and turned to see Dinky waking up.
Crashie was already approaching Dinky, and with her reputation of being startled by people looming over her in her sleep proceeded her. Dinky awoke, and decked Crashie in the face. He reeled yelling "OW OW OW OW OW! What the crap. Why'd you do that?"
Back to Dinky's POV
"Well to be fair you were uncomfortably close to me, and you're not a pony." I said.
"Neither are you. What are you trying to get at?" Crashie replied with.
I rolled my eyes "I figured that out, but were am I.... Let me guess Fluttershy's place." he nodded "Thought so. No pony else would have this many animals under one roof." as I said it I looked around the room eyeing many animals. Some cats, dogs, rabbits, birds, and a...... jackal.
"Welcome to Earth!" said an enthusiastic Lyra.
One hour later
I layer awake in my bed, or couch whatever anyway I lauded there starring at the note I found in my pocket. I read it it was from Sweetiebelle. It read " Dear Dinky I've sent this letter to inform you that in exactly one week me, and my friends will be returned to death unless you can get a certain herb. A timbujoni plant it's very rare, but I'm sure you can do it. Sincerely Sweetiebelle."
I just said "Aw horse feathers."
