My Trip To Ponyville

by Midnite Meadow

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover, Human, Romance
Length: 3214

This is a true story. Everything in this story is 100% accurate

This is all true. It's based off an out of body experience that I've had. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-19 03:40:18 UTC

Welcome to Ponyville

My Trip To Ponyville

So I was just sitting lazily in my front room petting one of my cats. Out of no where I lose all vision. The next thing I know, I am in a tunnel. Behind me is pitch black yet in front of me, way off in the distance was a faint glimmering light. I started towards walking towards the light. Now, a lot of people may be afraid to walk towards it, but I was not. In fact, I was quite relaxed.

As soon as I exited the tunnel, I was in a bright, lush meadow. I could only go three ways: back the way I came from, to the left or to the right. I could not go forward because of a large cliff face blocking my path. If I were to head right, I would be heading through the field I was just in, however it seemed to die the farther I went. The sky looked as black as midnight with a red hue to it. It seemed as if a war was being waged because there were huge flashes of light and extremely loud booms (similar to a bomb being dropped and detonated).

If you imagine standing on the top of a mountain top but then add a volcano, that is how it felt. To the left of the tunnel was the same field yet it seemed to grow even lusher. There were flowers here and there as well. The sun was out and it felt amazing! Not a cloud in the sky! So I decided to go left.

As I headed along, I passed a few quaint cottages. Through the windows large beautifully colored eyes that watched me as I went along. When I reached the town square, I had this strange urge to look at my body. I'm not sure what caused me to do so. Once I looked at my body, I was extremely surprised. Rather than hands and feet, I had four hooves. My hair also grew out and I somehow gained a tail!

As I stood there ogling my new features, a adorable grey Pegasus with bubbles on her flank came and gave me an envelope. That Pegasus looks so familiar I thought. Where have I seen her before? Curious as to the contents of the envelope I had just received, I tore it open. Inside was a letter written in very beautiful cursive. The letter read: " Hello stranger and welcome to our quiet little town called Ponyville." Ponyville?! No wonder why everything seemed so familiar! Of course! No wonder that mail mare looked so familiar. It was Derpy!

The letter continued on, "feel free to by my library and we can talk more. Yours truly, Twilight Sparkle." I could not believe it. How could this have happened? How did I end up in Ponyville? To make sure I was not dreaming, I bit myself. "Ouch!" I exclaimed. Well this sure as hell isn't a dream I thought to myself. Slowly and timidly, ponies started emerging from their hiding places. For some odd reason, the scene from the Wizard of Oz popped into my head. The scene where the munchkins come out and start singing.I chuckled inwardly at this mental image. There was a single pony that did decide to sing.That pony was Pinkie.

With her she had her "welcome wagon" as I call it. She then started to sing her "Welcome Song", Celestia! She had a great singing voice! After she finished, I cried her name happily as I galloped over and buried my muzzle deep inside her pink poofy mane. Hmm..... smells like cotton candy, I thought. Pinkie giggled gleefully as she returned the warm embrace. We then hopped, skipped and jumped over to the residence of one Twilight Sparkle.

"Twilight!" I exclaimed. She looked at me as if I were insane. "How do you know me? We've never met." Before I had the chance to respond, the mail mare crashed through the residence's window. "I brought you a letter!" said the cross eyed mare. Twilight sighed. "Thank you Derpy."

"Hey Derpy! Would you like a muffin?" Derpy's bright eyes got even brighter. "Muffins?" she said as if I just gave her a huge hug. "Of course muffins Derpy." She lands and comes over to me as I produce a blueberry muffin. She hugs me tightly. "Thank you!" She says as she flies off to finish her rounds. "Hey Twi, where's Spike?" "How do you know about Spike? I never mentioned him. Tell me, how do you know such about us?"

"You see, where I am from, you're a TV show. It is a fabulous show you see? It shows you and the rest of the Mane 6's......" "The Mane 6?" Twilight interrupted. "Yes the Mane 6. It is kind of a pun. Rather than it being spelled 'main', it is spelled 'mane'. Like a horse's mane. Anyways... as I was saying, it is this fantastic show. It shows all the adventures you all go on. It also portrays everything that is good in life. Where I am from there is an extreme amount of bad. The show is aimed more for fillies like the Cutie Mark Crusaders. However, there are a bunch of mares and stallions that adore the show. In fact, the latter make up the majority of the viewers. We call ourselves "Bronies", but a vast majority of the females prefer the title "Pegasister". In my world, we all have a large amount of objects that allow us to see things from almost anywhere in the world." '

"Like a telescope?" "Well we do have telescopes in my world as well but no. I am talking about televisions and these things called computers. Now speaking of computers, a lot of Bronies and Pegasisters believe that the "b" in Brony stands for Brother. It actually refers to /b/chan on this forum website 4chan...." "Website? What is that?" Twilight inquired. "A website.... it is this thing that uhh.... Ah! I know how to describe it. A website is on this thing called the internet. The internet can be compared to a library such as this one, however there are no physical books on it."

"Fascinating." Twilight muttered to herself. "Now 4chan is not a good place to go to. We are despised there as well as many other websites. The values that you teach have been spread worldwide. There are millions of us out there that love the show. Some of these Bronies make music, art, and even stories about you. There is a dark side to the fandom as well. They are called Cloppers. These individuals like to "pleasure" themselves to lewd pictures of characters from the show. But some Bronies don't mind them. We have a motto that we follow. That motto is to "Love ad Tolerate." Now this can be hard to do sometimes because it is considered to be taboo for adults to enjoy a show meant for fillies. A lot of us, myself included, have a favorite of you and your friends. A lot adore Fluttershy. We also have a favorite background pony. Derpy is a big favorite. I could keep going on and on about Bronies, but I think you get the idea."

" You know, you never told me your name." Twilight stated. "Where are my manners?" I responded. "My name is Midnite. Midnite Meadow." "Well it is a pleasure to meet you Midnite." Ms. Sparkle said. Out of nowhere, Pinkie appeared between the two of us. Celestia damn it Pinkie! I thought. An awkward silence ensued. Twilight was the one to break it. "I have to head out to Rarity's Boutique. Would you care to come along Midnite?" Before I had the chance to respond, Pinkie interjected. "What about me Twilight? Can I come too? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEASE?" Twilight sighed. "Yes you can come too Pinkie. So what do you say Midnite? Care to join us?"

"Sure. Sounds like fun..... as long as long as she does not put me in some ridiculous getup." A short time later, we arrived at the boutique. As we entered, Rarity turned to acknowledge her customers."Well hello Twilight darling.How are....." She cut off as soon she spotted me. "My my. Who is this handsome stallion?" Both Rarity and I blush. I did it involuntarily due to the compliment. "I'm Midnite." "Well Midnite, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Would you be a dear and help me with something?"

"Sure why not." "You see the clothes on that rack over there by the door? Would you try them on since you are same height and build as my client" As she said this, she was looking at me seductively while licking her lips. Fuck, I thought to myself I just met her and she is already drooling of me. This will be a very interesting stay in Ponyville. Come to think of it, Pinkie and Twilight were doing the same thing. I wonder if all the mares I meet will do this.

Rarity then started pushing me towards one of the fitting stalls, levitating the clothing for me to try on in her magic's aura. While she was moving me along, I heard mutter things along the lines of "Oh Celestia! The things I would do to him!" and "Oh such a nice flank. So much better than all of my ex's." I don't think she intended for me to hear these statements however. Hearing this made my face flush a dark crimson. Surprisingly enough, I was blushing so much, it could be seen through my black coat.

Wow, I thought, I have never been this flattered before. Just then, we arrived at the stall. Even though the stall was only a few yards from where we started, it felt as if we had been traveling many miles. I was quite surprised as to how comfortable these outfits really were. It had looked like the fabric would feel very rough on my coat. I could not have been more wrong. It felt as if I were in a very warm embrace. I think it had been made from velvet, valor or a similar material. Rarity called out to me. "Oh Midnite! Why do not you come out and show us how it fits?"

As I came out, Pinkie burst into a hysterical laughing fit. I paid no heed to her though since I was lost in the softness of the clothes. Rarity must have seen my expression for she inquired of me " Is it really a wonderful feeling? How does it fit? It does suit you oh so well." "Thank you for the compliment. It fits perfectly. As to the feeling of it, I can not think of enough words to describe it." It was Rarity's turn to blush. When she did, she blushed the cutest red that extended from the tip of her horn to the base of her neck.

She tried to hide this to no avail as well as trying to hold back tears of joy. She galloped over to me and buried her muzzle into my mane. She mumbled something along the lines of "That is the sweetest thing anypony has ever said about my work." Not too sure on that though since it was muffled by my mane. I nuzzled into her mane as well.  To my surprise, I felt multiple kisses being laid out along my neck. I said out loud "Rarity, the feeling of the fabric is nearly identical to the perfection that is your mane. However, if I were to compare the two, I prefer your mane."

At this, Rarity bawled uncontrollably, drenching my neck. "That is the sweetest thing anypony has ever told me." she stated in between sobs. "Thank you so much darling." "It is my pleasure." I replied. As I say this, I notice that Pinkie had stopped laughing and both Twilight and her were starting to tear up at my words as well. Twilight then spoke up. "Midnite, why don't you and Rarity come along with Pinkie and me? We are going to go see Fluttershy next."

"Of course." I respond. In between sobs, Rarity replies "I would enjoy that. I need some fresh air anyhow." As we trot along, Rarity is stuck by my side, leaning against me and still sniffling slightly. We soon arrive at Fluttershy's cottage. Fluttershy comes over and greets her friends. As soon as she laid eyes on me however, she completely froze up and hid behind that adorable pink mane. Twilight then addresses a question to Fluttershy. "The reason we stopped by is because I had a question for you. Why is it that I enjoy the taste of my own sexual secretions?"

We all whip our heads around to stare at her. Twilight blushes shamefully. Rarity's jaw opens slightly due to shock and awe. We all look away quickly. "W-we-well Twilight, I-I do not....." Fluttershy trailed off. I was looking at Fluttershy while she was speaking, completely unaware that I had an erection growing due to the topic at hand. "O-oh my." Fluttershy stuttered as she looked at it, yet trying to look at it at the same time. "W-what is that?"

"What is wha....?" I start to respond until I realized what she was looking at. "Oh my Celestia! I am so sorry!" I try my best to cover myself so that nopony else saw it. Too late. Twilight, who was now blushing even deeper than before, looked away quickly. Rarity, on the other hoof, looked at my hard on the same way a hungry dog would stare at a nice thick slab of meat. Out of embarrassment, I dashed off into the Everfree forest forgetting all of the evil that lurks within.

When both my erection and embarrassment had subsided, I looked around. At this point, I realized just how big I screwed up by running in there. I tried to think back to all the episodes where the Mane 6 went into the Everfree forest as to gain some bearing to figure out my location. This was to no avail. I started wandering further in, growing more scared with each passing hoof fall. When it seemed that all hope was lost, I came upon a rope bridge. It seemed vaguely familiar. Why do I know this bridge? I thought.

Then it hit me: this was the bridge that they took to get to the ruins of Celestia's and Luna's previous domicile. Nightfall descended and I had nothing in terms of food, shelter or warmth for the temperature was dropping rapidly. As I lay beneath a old, decrepit tapestry, I thought to myself Well I'm fucked. Damn you Mister Jefferson! At this point, I him as hard as I possibly could for getting me into this situation. Yeah.... not my brightest idea ever.

Rolling around and groaning due to my stupidity as well as hunger, I felt as if I were about to die. I fell into a restless sleep. I awoke quite suddenly. I thought I heard something, something similar to foliage being rustled. I sat there listening intently for the sound again. Sure enough, there it was again. "Show yourself!" I bellowed. I was quite frightened to be honest. Out of the bushes came a beautiful pony.

She too looked lost. "I'm sorry if I scared you." The mystery pony said. "Pssh" I scoffed. "You did not scare me." I lied. "Okay then. I was walking around just exploring, when I came across a smaller, less used path. I followed it until it ended abruptly. So I turned around and tried to retrace my steps. I could not find where it was. So I started wandering around seeing what I could find."

"Wow," I thought while she was still talking "she is really beautiful." This mystery pony was indeed extremely attractive. She was a earth pony. Her mane and tail were a very soft and warm shade of yellow and grey, and her coat was a light red. Her eyes were the same shade blue as the sky. They are the kind of eyes that you could get lost in and never find a way out.

"I am Midnite Meadow. What is your name?" I unintentionally interrupt her. She does not seem to care all that much. "It is a pleasure to meet you Midnite. I am Morning Mist. Can I ask you a question Midnite?" She asked. "I do not know. Are you capable of asking a question?" I ask, sticking my tongue out at her playfully. She sighs. "May I ask you a question?" She asks. "Why certainly." I respond. "I was just kidding with you." "Since it is late and extremely cold outside," she takes a deep breath and then says breathlessly "would you mind if I slept with you?" "Of course! If somepony said no to you, they would have to be insane because of your beauty." I state.

Both of us blush at this. "My, that is very sweet of you Midnite. Shall we go to bed now then?" Morning asks. "Yes. I think we should. We can find a way out of here in the morning when it's brighter and warmer. We can do it together." I reply. With that, I lay down and pull her in close to me.

The rest of the night passes with nothing interesting happening. The next morning I am awoken by a splendid feeling of euphoria. I slowly open my eyes with a smile on my face. Celestia was just raising the sun, so it had to be about 5:30. What I see before my eyes wakes me up immediately. I see Morning Mist riding Mr. Jefferson. Man, I thought this is one hell of a way to wake up. "Well good morning." Morning cooed seductively. "Why yes. Yes it is. You know, I was not expecting this form of a wake up call seeing as we just met and all that." I reply. "Well it is not my fault that your 'little' friend here decided that he wanted to say hello to me. Now shut up and fuck me!"

"Yes ma'am!" I exclaim as I kiss her deeply. She moans as Mister Jefferson went in and out of her love taco. "Faster you dirty piece of shit!" Morning growled in pleasure. I do as she says and go faster and harder. "You are such a fucking slut aren't you?" I ask through gritted teeth. In response she gyrates her hips and nods, biting her lip in pure ecstasy. Wow. Second day here, and I'm already fucking somepony. I knew it would come eventually, just not this soon. I think.

All of the sudden, I hear voices besides the two of us. Morning, too, must hear them as well because she stops moaning, and yet she is still riding Mister Jefferson. As the voices get closer, I could start making out bits of the conversation. "I am sorry Twilight It is my fault he ran off. If I had not said anything, this would have never happened." came what sounded to be Fluttershy's voice. After that, I could not make out anything else.