Gorgosaurus

I hissed angrily at Mary, and she smirked. Stupid female. I then slapped her with my tail, laughing.

"You blinked!" I yelled, smiling as our staring contest was finished.

"You hit me with your tail!" Mary growled, making me stick my tongue at her.

"Did not." I said, pushing my head against hers.

"Did too!" Mary growled, pushing back.

"Did not."

"Did too."

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Stupid female!"

"Little hatchling!"

Angel yawned. "Will you two ever stop?"

"Piss off!" We both yelled, still glaring at each other.

"That's a no then." Angel murmured, before a familiar feathered fuck fluttered down.

"Now we 'ave two of them!" Psycho sighed, making me growl at him.

"Wanna fight?" I asked, glaring down at the bird.

"Let's go, wanker!"

I bit at him, causing him to yelp and waddle away. I started to laugh.

"And you wanna pick fights with me?" I asked, snickering.

OW! BITCH!

Mary smacked Prophet, making the young Gorgosaurus roar.

"Those two act like children." Twilight mumbled, seeing the two wrestle on the grass.

"That's Prophet." Fluttershy said, sipping her tea.

"But, he seems so eager to fight all the time."

"He's good when you get to know him. Plus, you have things to deal with, being a princess and all." Fluttershy said, looking at Twilight's new wings.

Suddenly, a roar interrupted their conversation.

"I'll make sure they won't kill each other." Twilight said, a purple energy glowing around her hands.

HALP!

"Say uncle." Mary growled in my ear.

"Never!" I gritted my fangs in pain.

Somebody GET HER OFF OF ME!

"Say it." Mary said again, and I roared in pain.

"Fuck you!" I hissed, before a purple energy surrounded her snout, and pulled her off.

Thank Therizinosaurus she's off.

"You two play nice." Twilight said, looking at Mary.

I gave a rumbling chuckle. Stupid Mary-FUCK!

"Say uncle!"

"Don't touch there! Don't touch there! Don't touch thEEEEEREEE!"

They watched as the male and female fight each other.

"Nature is so fascinating." Fluttershy said, giggling.

Twilight stared at Fluttershy, slightly creeped out.

"Sure, whatever you say, Fluttershy." Twilight said, glancing at her tea.

While they were distracted, Prophet tried to grip onto something when he was being dragged, his tiny, two clawed arms trying to find purchase.

He kicked at Mary, who bit his tail, and dragged him to the shadows.

Prophet came out, roaring as he pulled Mary out of the darkness.

Spike looked at the two reptiles, seeing them claw and bite each other.

"Wonder if they speak Dovah." Spike offered, looking at Twilight.

She nodded, making Fluttershy whistle. Prophet lifted his head, making Mary stop. He pushed her off of him and stood in front of the two humans and dragon.

Spike cleared his throat, gaining the dinosaur's attention.

"Ahnok, dii foraan los Zeik." Spike said, making Prophet look at him.

"Ziek?" Prophet managed to say, surprising Twilight and Spike.

"Hin foraan los Zeik?"

"Geh."

"Dii foraan los...Qosaar."

"They call me...Prophet." I said, making the reptile smile.

At least someone can understand me. That is a familiar creature.

"Why the fuck are you talk to that weird dinosaur?" Mary asked, staring at me.

"First, he is a 'dragon'! Second, get out of our fucking conversation!"

She pushed her head against mine. "Wanna go hatchling?"

"Anytime, anywhere." I challenged back, both of us pushing our heads together.

"You two are weird for Dragons."

"Mu los ni dovah, Mu los dinosaurs!" Mary replied, growling.

Spike blinked. "Dinosaurs?"

Prophet nodded, before smacking his head against Mary's again, both growling and roaring at each other.

Spike sat back down, staring at the two Gorgosaurs. "Monah gjokiik." Spike cursed, looking at Twilight.

"So, anything we should know?" Twilight asked, her and Fluttershy exchanging worried looks.

"Fluttershy is right. The male calls himself Prophet. They speak Dovah. But they're not dragons." Spike said, wiping his brow.

"What are they then?" Fluttershy asked, looking at the two wrestling dinosaurs.

Mary was pulling on Prophet's tail while sitting on him. Prophet's two claws curled into a fist and hit the ground, as if he were saying 'I tapped out already'.

"Dinosaurs." Spike answered, not noticing Twilight go rigid.

The same could not be said for Fluttershy, however.

"Twilight, what's wrong?" Fluttershy asked, looking worried.

"Nothing. I think I left the oven on! Bye!" Twilight ran, leaving a dust cloud shaped like her behind.

"That was awkward." Spike muttered, drinking his lemonade.

SOMEONE GET THIS FAT CARCASS OFF OF ME!

I could help you out, just need to--

No, stay! I remember what happened last time, I'm pretty sure that poor Pachyrhinosaurus still has a horn shoved up his-

Okay, disturbing image aside.

"Say it, and the pain stops." Mary said, and I felt a tear of pain escape my right eye.

"I fuckin' hate you." I said, pushing her off. I growled and started to lie down when I heard a hissing.

I looked down to see a snake.

"Hello."

I blinked. I looked at Mary.

"No wonder you're afraid of snakes. They pop up out of nowhere."

"Snakes?!" Mary squealed and hid under Spike.

Pffft...

"I'm pretty sure they're harmless." I said, seeing the snake slither back to a hole.

"They're slimey, have fangs, and most don't even close their eyes when they sleep!" Mary replied, making me give a chortle of laughter.

"I think that they're not slimey. After all, they're reptiles, like us."