One Night's Stand

by Umamajin

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Romance, Princess Luna, Other, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 3759

Princess Luna invites Adam to her Bedchambers for a "Private Altercation".

Princess Luna has been, at least since her return from banishment, a kind, if socially-inept pony. One thousand years has passed since her last interaction with another pony, and it has definitely shown. Being alone for that long a time can drive even the most formal of ponies to commit acts that most would consider to be highly taboo in polite society...

In noting this, Her Majesty has gone so far to send me a letter, asking me to see her in private.

What could she have up her sleeve that it requires my visitation?

(Extended from the original version with 20% more Detail and Action!)

Published 2012-03-23 07:34:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-23 07:34:02 UTC

Where Nopony Can Hear You Scream

One Night's Stand
A My Little Pony Fanfiction by Adam J. Nelon

(Author's note: This fanfic takes place after On Light Hooves I Tread 2, but is not entirely cannon. Some features yet to be introduced in the latter will appear in the former, so Spoilers Beware!)

Another long night has passed in the Royal Castle of the Pony Sisters in Canterlot. It has been perhaps a whole month since my position had been shifted to the Night Watch. I was, for once, given an opportunity to recuperate in the bedchamber Princess Luna had provided for me, which, as her pupil, I was entitled to. The moon looked lovely at this time of night, as it faced out the large window. It was like a nightlight that dangled quietly to my bedside, lulling me to sleep. But, as I was about to set my glasses onto the nightstand and lie down for another night of rest for my weary muscles, I noticed a sepia-colored scroll tied shut by an indigo ribbon. This must be important, I thought, as I approached the scroll, its magic opening to my face through its enchantment.

"Dearest Adam,

While we are doubtlessly aware that thou must be preparing for a night's rest, we regret to inform thee that we are in need of thy visitation as soon as possible. We wish to speak with thee on matters most personal. It is imperative that no one knows that we meet on this night. In so doing, we have instructed our guards to quit the bedchambers on this night. We wish that not a single soul knows of this altercation. Please, as soon as you finish reading this note, please bring thyself to our bedchambers.

We shall have a wondrous surprise waiting for thee in reward for thy compliance.

Best Regards,

Princess Luna."

With this letter finished, I left the note on the table, letting the note roll itself up again as it lied supine again on the table once more. I discarded the armor I was wearing for the night, shrugging away the discomfort as I let every part of me, including my wings, stretch out wide and clear, the cool moonlight glistening off my grey coat. As I walked throughout the stained-glass halls of the royal castle, moonlight filtered through the colored windows, shining their rainbow through the hall as I trotted closer and closer to the royal bedchambers of the Lunar Mare herself. I passed by Celestia's chambers along the way, the alabaster and gold guards flanking the doors, giving me not even so much as a passing glance as I passed them in the halls. As expected of two ponies whose job was to guard the most sacred of ponies in Equestria.

But, as I neared her sister's room, it was notable that indeed, neither one of Luna's guards were standing attention at the doors. What this implied, It seemed that Princess Luna truly wanted privacy, but for what reason, I was not completely sure. Nevertheless, I turned the knobs of the royal chamber doors inward with my hooves and walked inward, hoping that nothing was amiss...

"Ah, thou hast arrived," echoed the voice of Princess Luna, from the end of the dark room, which I was only able to assume was her bedchamber. "Thou art truly a perfectly punctual pony..."

I bowed, my eyes to the darkness. "It is of no worry to me, Princess. Why have you summoned me?" I asked, my stance not changing.

"A valid question, my dear Adam," responded Luna, notably dropping her traditional voice for a moment. "Come. Follow my voice, so that we may speak easier..."

I nodded, trotting in the direction of the voice, before tripping and falling onto a field of soft bedding, my nose beginning to fill with the smell of vanilla...

"You are aware that I have been incarcerated on the moon for a millennium, yes?" She asked, her voice somewhat closer.

"Yes...Everypony knows the story...even I, who was never reared in this world..." I replied, yawning deeply.

"Well...as you are well aware, the moon was a silent, desolate place. Though my body did not require sustenance, I had all but forgotten the sensation of food and drink...the company of other ponies...worse yet, I was beginning to experience estrus for the first time...I was a young mare...and with no relief in sight...I began to find ways of...pleasuring myself...." Luna shuddered, a sign of guilt. "The first time...it felt so painful...yet as I began to further indulge, it began to grow upon me. I began to commit this act in ever growing frequency as time drug on. Eventually, it grew to a point that I was doing it in such a great volume, I am surprised I did not have a heart complication...as time further drug on, the action grew dull and tasteless...and with nothing else to sate my need for pleasure and joy, I grew insane. Following that...well, you are aware of the rest..."

"Yes...and?" I asked, beginning to shiver, if only from the cold of the night.

"As a member of my royal guard, and a dear companion of mine, in these last few years since my release, I have grown cravings towards the need for pleasure...so I have but one, and only one, request for thee..." Luna replied, in a somber tone.

"A-and what would that be?" I asked, trembling.

My answer was given with the abrupt, and thunderous slamming of the chamber doors shut, as a pair of bright teal eyes glowed in the darkness.

"MAKE LOVE TO ME!"

That request was spoken direct and clear, the infamous Royal Canterlot Voice only serving to further accentuate the serious nature at which Luna had demanded.

My heart began to race as I backed out from the bed, hoping to flee from the Alicorn before I would be forced to indulge in such a sin as she had asked me. Yet, as I backpedaled ever closer to the doors, I was held in her vice-like, cold, and tender embrace.

"It is futile to flee, my dear companion..." Luna said in a forthright tone, as the darkness and cold only grew around me, a tingling feeling spreading around my waist down to my thighs..."For you are about to enter my personal domain..."

I gulped a huge knot in my throat then. "A-and...what is your personal domain, your highness?"

I could not see it, but the Mare of the Moon let a malign smile creep to her face. "We are going to the one place I know where nopony can hear you scream..."

It was then, that my attempts to scream were muffled by the lustrous mane of Princess Luna, and before I knew it, the darkness of what was implied to be Luna's bedchambers were aptly replaced by the glorious desolation that was the moon itself. Nothing but crater-filled plains, shallow mountains, the deep black sky, and just over my head, the blue Earth, in all its splendor. Were I not in such awkward circumstances, I would've been far more mystified by the beauty of the quiet white fields of the moon. It was at his moment that I was freed, and I was fully able to see the Princess in her regal status true.

Luna was not in the form that most ponies now knew her to be in. Instead of her deep sapphire blue, she was now a much lighter blue, doubly so for her mane. Her mane and tail were no long bound by the everlasting inertia they had flowed in not long before...They were also much shorter, yet still conveyed a feeling of elegance...

All of this took me very much aback, as I began to walk backwards, intent to flee.

"Go ahead," She jested, "Run. Run as far as you can...for once you tire, you will be my little human..."

Her eyes grew momentarily wider as she said those words to me, and I began to slowly retreat at her discretion, before bolting for dear life, Luna giving chase in the lower gravity of the moon. As I fled, I only saw her racing in pursuit, although much more lazily, her eyes following me in sheer desire. As I kept going forth, I turned, only to see she was gaining on me. My heart began to race as I soared in the somehow breathable vacuum of the moon, hoping with all my heart I would not be caught by this mare in heat.

The moon's gravity was an obstructive thing. I could not run at the full gallop that I thought would be necessary to evade her Majesty, but rather, I had been reduced simply to a foal's skip, turning my head every now and again to get a glance at how close the Moon's Reagent was coming to me. At one point, I narrowly avoided being pounced on by the lustful mare through good fortune of a low-gravity jump. I was running solely on adrenaline. I only desired to escape from my fate as I panicked, desperately trying to escape. Then, in a moment of clarity, I found reason: Why was I on hoof in the first place? It was then that I took flight, hoping only to evade the Alicorn until she herself tired, as well...

It was then that I heard that infernal cackling...

"Dost thou think that thou can flee from me?" called the mare as she too took to flight, giving chase after me. Luna's lust was certainly being quite persistent...

I don't know how many times I had consecutively circled the pale satellite in hopes of fleeing the desire of the blue Alicorn, but I honestly found I had circled it one time too many, and before long, my altitude dropped sharply, landing my grey plot directly into one of the deepest craters on the lighter side of the moon. My body had become spent of its energy, far too exhausted and rigid to make even the slightest of voluntary movements. Then, the one sound I had hoped not to hear came...the lustful giggle of that estrogen-fueled mare...

"Oh-ho...you gave me quite a run, you naughty boy, you..." She giggled, turning me onto my back as she began to move into position. "But tonight, you are my little pony..."

I ran a cold sweat. Many say that the full moon drives people to lunacy. Thus, if we were on the moon itself, then Luna must be the least sane mare on it's surface. The princess began in a maddeningly slow pace, keeping me pinned as her mane and tail grew into their translucent, lustrous form that they were known for...The two fields of magical energy wrapped around me as if it were the finest silk about my thighs, beginning to caress me in places that I wish it didn't...Each passing of those prehensile hairs drew little more of a response than a whimper from my prone form, and as I felt my body grow ever more rigid, Luna let slip a very seductive grin.

She was ready to commit the gravest of misdeeds to her station she could commit upon my body.

It was then that the mare drew herself close to me, her hips beginning to rub and grind against my own, heat beginning to build between the both of us. Her stomach went up and down my body as if it were the waves of the ocean, which, like much of this domain, was under her complete and total control...My body could do nothing to reject her advance, being frozen by exhaustion, fear, and the cold of the moon itself. I could tell she had no intention of letting me go free anytime soon. She even went so far as to embrace me in every manner possible to prevent my own escape.

Every part of my mind told me just how wrong the extent of what I was doing was, yet not one cell of my body wanted anything remotely less. It was that strange mix of ecstasy and torture that kept me staring between Luna's eyes, and the sky as Luna kept sliding to and fro in an attempt to make the "fun" doubly enjoyable for us both. But for me, there was no fun. I was feeling so...violated...It was then that she decided to up the ante on me, as she drew her face close to me, her eyes beginning to cast a hypnotic spell upon me, freezing me ever more in that prone, vulnerable state...And then...she pressed her lips against mine, her tongue slowly drawing its way into my mouth, engaging in a forbidden dance of lust and passion as she grew more intense with each stroke, her pace ever growing to make the ordeal much more satisfying, if not for me, than for her own exclusive pleasure...

This was so very wrong. A princess interfacing with a pauper such as me in such an improper, immoral manner. She wanted to taint her blue blood, simply because of her maddening desire to release the ever mounting tension in her body? The thought that for this one single night, I was becoming a royal playmate, was a maddening, harrowing affair, and I simply wished that it would come to an end...

"Please..." I begged of her, attempting to break the forbidden kiss. "Stop this! I have a wife and daughter!"

For a moment, Luna's pace slowed as she broke her lips away from my own.

"Oh-ho..." the lunatic mare said, her eyes still full of passion and lust. "Don't you worry that little pony head of yours...neither of them will hear a word of this...Go ahead! Scream! Cry! Moan and groan all you want! Nopony can hear us...it's just you, I, and the moon beneath us...now then...shall we finish what we began?"

I had no idea what she was about to do next until she actually did it; With no other word from me, she stuffed my mouth full of her elongated horn, having me suckle it like it were a mother's teat. Much to my own chagrin and displeasure, the princess tasted like black licorice of the finest quality available, and as she returned quickly to her former pace, inducing ever more friction between our two sets of hips with more force and passion than prior as I was forced to indulge in the candy-tasting sensation that was her horn. As this event drug on, I heard the mare of the moon moan higher and higher in pitch, indicating her limit was coming. It was as if a volcano was beginning to build beneath our hooves, and I was going to be the fissure to make it erupt...

I wasn't sure whether to be relieved, or utterly frightened.

It was at this point the heat built to an almost unbearable degree as Luna bore her weight down on me with all the ferocity of a ravenous wolf. My paralysis left my body to lie supine in the crater as she prepared to give me all the might she could muster, and as I took as deep a breath of the magically-granted air of the moon, I could only gasp as Luna finished this forbidden dance of lust, thrusting, grinding, and sliding with all her vigor before pulling away her form and cutting loose a primal cry of triumph in deafening volume into the sky. While it would only be heard by the two of us from his vacuum that was space, she had let this cry ring free and true with all the power of the (in)famous Royal Canterlot Voice, leaving me, for that moment, momentarily deaf...

In this act, our two bodies had become united by the sweat and tears of this, our forbidden union. My body had officially been well and truly drained of all possible earthly energies, leaving me to be all but still as the chill of the moon took its hold upon me. I was only able to stare with my bloodshot eyes at the majesty of the blue and green orb which hung over me like a watching eye of judgement, bearing its gaze upon this pair of lovers so wrongly entangled...

Her thirst now sated, Luna pried her wet body away from mine, taking a few deep breaths before collapsing into the crater alongside me. She too had been exhausted in the endeavor. Her mane and tail had returned to their opaque, still form, though quite notably drenched in sweat from what she had done to me, doubly so in that she was the mare in complete and utter control of me.

"That was most...pleasurable" Luna panted, her eyes arcing to me, the lights in them now faded, showing their former colors in a more demure manner. "I believe I am satisfied now...give me a moment, and I shall return us home..."

I could not speak. I was drained of almost every fluid imaginable. Thus, I only groaned in response.

Luna nodded, focusing her magic for a moment before looking to me. In but mere moments, a bright flash took us both, and we both had returned to the bedchambers where this altercation had originally began...

The room was still dark, but this was quickly remedied as Luna ignited a tinderbox to let burn a candle in one of the corners of the room. It was then that I was able to take in the beauty of her majesty's royal bedroom. On the bed was a silken comforter, in a pleasing violet color, marked with the Royal Cutie Mark of the black patch of sky, crested by a silver crescent moon. It was the type of bed which had a fine drapery across the bed's perimeter as a curtain, to forbid the passage of light into the bed come the rise of a full moon or the morning sun. The bed was, from what I noticed, made of some rare, very soft materials, almost to a point where if one were to be still long enough, one would be completely engulfed in comfort...almost like sleeping in a cloud back in Cloudsdale.

Luna then took a good hard look at me, her object of affection, and smiled. It was not the smile of lust which I had seen earlier, but rather, a smile of sincerity and gratefulness. I could see she was very glad to have had me as she lifted me in her magic and placed me upon her back.

"Thou hast done well, my companion..." She said, as she walked slowly into my own personal bedchambers. "Thou dost not know how long I hath waited for such a pleasure as what you enabled of me...it felt good to finally experience it..."

She then lowered me into the bed, lifting the sheets and positioning me where I would be in the most restful condition for when I finally dared to awaken. When she had arranged me in the proper fashion, she lifted the covers and began to wrap them in a warming embrace about my form before tucking me into them proper.

"You are a generous colt, Adam...That, I can honestly say of you...you were also quite...defiant...Although, I suppose it would not have been so enjoyable, had I not worked for it...That made the endeavor much more worth its weight in gold...You were of a very sporting caliber, I shall admit." the Mare of the Moon said, before looking at me with a face that looked a mite guilty. "I apologize if this experience was...harrowing...for you...Simply put, being of royal status is a very difficult affair, and when the matter of a thousand years of solitary confinement upon the surface of the moon is factored in, the stress that follows suit can be, in many cases, a nigh-unbearable conflict. Thus, I simply needed somepony whom I could confide in for just one night...somepony who I could trust would allow me to finally break this masquerade of formality for just a single moment.

It was with this she drew my near unconscious body into a kind embrace, nuzzling me a few times with a gentle purr as her face was just barely illuminated by the candlelight near the nightstand.

"I promise, should I need thy...services a second time, I will ask in a more...pleasant manner. For now, I can see thou art exhausted from our exchange...so, it is with this that I leave you for tonight..."

Before she blew away the flames of the candle nearby, Luna let a final smile creep to her face as she pecked my forehead.

"Thank thee so very much..." She whispered into my ear. "May the dreams you have on this night be blessed by my magics..."

And so, with the pleasurable (yet, in equal parts, harrowing) encounter having now been concluded, and my conscious body finally succumbing to the need for rest, the Princess of the Night left my room, slowly letting the door creak shut behind her, a final click concluding this night...

Princess Celestia took her eye away from a telescope, through which she had been looking at the moon and the opposite tower, respectively. A devious smile took her face within moments of Luna's departure from my room. I was not aware, but being the elder of the two royal siblings, she had watched the encounter that her younger sister had involved one of her beloved subjects in. She watched every last second of the event, all the while feeling both pleased...and envious...

"Well, well..." Murmured the horse of the sun, her eyes narrowing a tad. "That was...an...interesting spectacle, to say the least..."

The Princess caressed her lips with her tongue for just one moment before biting into it the next.

"A shame...usually, it is I who first gives the blue blood to the new guests...but, it seems that lustful little Luna got to him before I could..."

Within a few moments, her eyes had narrowed to the size of peas before shutting momentarily to take in a deep breath before letting a tuft of warm air exit her throat.

"No matter...that will simply make it all the easier when it comes time for him to experience a truly grand experience..."

A mischievous giggle took her a moment.

"After all...they always say that love is better the second time around..."

Then, the pale, violet eyes of the Solar Princess took their gaze to my quarters.

"Sleep well, my little pony...for soon, you will experience true pleasure..."

~To Be Continued...?