My Little Brony: The Plot Thickening Continuation
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mare World
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The awkward stroll to Battlefield Ponyville remain at a standstill, beside the fact that we were walking rather than teleporting to the action. Despite the alliance of Celestia and Screwball, there obviously remain a major disapproval toward powers and rules. It seemed only fitting that Screwball would help Princess Celestia defeat Discord, but there was a price to this...
"I mean there are much better things I could do than help you kill my father...but hey! Not everyday I get to have an unlimited source of power...- I mean share the limitless bounties of energy to my best mare Celest-"
"WHAT!?"
Princess Celestia shouted while she maintained a hoof on the ground and wings far open spread....
"You clearly did not mention this to me earlier, as I did confront you about pulling any hidden agendas. Screwball, I may like jokes but there has to be a limit."
"Calm down, I was only kidding around, lord Celestia herself would know a troll out of a gimmicky plot twist...Right Princess?"
...With the two mares constantly bickering back and forward, I maintained a blank face and open mind to the situation. None of the conversation resulted in any help towards the outcome of the battle. Discord and whatever his pawns of evil had in store clearly could not handle the mighty force of...-
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"Well everything is working wonderfully, the new and improved Nightmare Moon has everything under control. The only question is...Who or what is this Orion fellow I've heard so much about? Is he really such a big deal or what!?"
"W-Well, I don't know...He certainly is nice...like you used to be-"
A glare by Ruby quickly silences the end of Fluttershy's statement, both her and Discord disputing the dirt that Ponyville had revealed about this strange human. The odds seemed to be against the winning side this time, as an army of two hundred restless souls marched on hoofs. The zombies remain waiting outside Fluttershy's cottage, eager for bloodlust and their order to kill.
"If this Orion fellow has the power to knock up any mare as he pleases...Then I might just want to congratulate him on being a father of...how many are we at?"
"Uhm, that would be seven...I think."
Ruby awkwardly threw that out there, probably not even being an accurate statement...but what the hell! This statement was enough to make Fluttershy cringe, and Discord grin in according to plan.
"Let's make that number eight...shall we? Nightmare Moon has a very convenient fault in her spell induced from scrambling with her mind. Only her naughtiest thoughts are filling her head right now, and the precious feeling of love will snap her out of my trance."
...The hut remain silent as everypony present knew the outcome of this battle.
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"Ohh...Hoh! What is it we're exactly supposed to do?"
I honestly could not begin to rationalize the situation bestowed upon me; A grand decoy from the three of us, Nightmare Moon devilshy grinning down at me as I sat on the dirt road. Screwball and Princess Celestia obviously had the power to help me, possibly even vanquish the evil out of her sister. Then, of all the actions to make, I glance behind me to see the two duos of ultimate power gone, Screwball had teleported away! Why the hell would she do that, and take Celestia away no doubt.
"Hehe...Such a tasty looking morsel...I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you..."
...I trembled to the sinister glares that Nightmare Moon gave, despite the facts that she seductively lied on the floor with me. There were those slight differences, the voice and the teeth were a major give-away, meanwhile I could not get over the evil aurora. It did not take long at all before I put my hands around her, almost forcing her to lie on my lap.
"So, is my precious Princess in there somewhere...?"
I persisted to ask while rustling my fingers through her mane, such a weird type of magic...
"Hmm, I do not believe so...There is no Luna, only Nightmare..."
Then, it had happened, as if making out with Princess Luna's alter ego counted as cheating, a horrible feeling washed over me. I felt a little dishonest when fooling around...
"Mhhghm!!"
A quick glomp from this not so kind mare had verified my idea that Nightmare Moon had a bit of Princess Luna in there. I could not foresee this happening, but I did have a good feeling it would, as do all the sexual adventures that occur to me in my daily life of Equestria. There was something strange though, if I hadn't knocked up Princess Luna, I definitely was going to knock boots with her evil alter ego.
"Hehe, I see you like hugs, Nightmare Moon..."
I calmly sighed to her, after all, she was resting her head down on my shoulder as I locked my arms around this mysterious mare from the moon. It only seemed right that the minute this predicament happened, Celestia and Screwball...were of course gone...
...It is only then that I notice the duo of super powers aren't teleported off to somewhere safe, but hiding up in a tree right above this cuddling session...Well that's just buckin great!
"Tell me...Orion...Is this the true expressions this Princess Luna feels...Or are you just that elusive...?"
Nightmare Moon spoke to me, awkwardly standing on hind hooves while leaning against me, wings fully extended. The stare of her light blue eyes, just seemed to glare brightly through that helmet...
...Was that a helmet...? Come to think of it, she does wear a breastplate, with the symbol of the crescent moon on it...
"Hmm...What an armor plated piece blocking me...It would be a shame if it became undone..."
I calmly said to her, going without any clarification and removing the dark blue helmet concealing her mane...I am then shocked to see that without the single helmet on her head, she remains to be a beautiful middle aged mare. The two of us know what the buck is going to happen next.
"Oh, were you not expecting a fierce maiden? Tell me, if my killing skills can compare to my kissing..."
The sharp teeth looked intimidating, but hell! I wanted to get my mouth on that mess...
"Sllch...Mhhm..."
I leaned back against a tree as the two of us locked lips, the sweet saliva of Nightmare Moon filling my taste buds with determination. There was no indication that she had razor teeth, no I only could feel her snake like tongue excavating my mouth. This neverending kiss seemed to be set in stone, as I too locked my embrace around her chest...
I was gonna be here for a while, hopefully to stall for Celestia and Screwball to pull of some heist for the battle...
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