Merchent343's Short Stories

Why, hello there!

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just your friend local Lord of Chaos.

Who is currently trapped inside of his own head.

While some long-lost eldritch abomination takes control of his body and used it to wreck sweet, destructive chaos. And not the fun type, either. With this possession, it's all 'Turn into that, explode from this'. Come on, where's the originality?

The worst part of this? I agreed to it! Of course, I didn't read that little line on the contract, where the little daemon who decided to have a joy ride with my body could take control of it if I didn't follow the rules. And fo course I didn't! I'm a Lord of Chaos, see? I don't have any rules, period!

And now, the only way for me to regain my body is a double stone banishment. Which means that, unless the Tree of Harmony decides to banish me, free me, and then repeat that once more, I am stuck with this... Insufferable being controlling my power!

I heard that.

Humph. So you did.

Well, in any case, my body seems to be busy burning down a village. I mean, who uses fire? Water is in season for burning, my dears! Or was that helium? Bah, forget it.

I guess I'll just sit this out. And with the current lack of heroes, who knows? Maybe I'll be stuck in here for an eternity. Wouldn't that be an experience? And maybe, just maybe, I'll get lucky.