My Little Pony: Friendship is Tragic, The Revenge of Sygma Tek

by Psycho Spike

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 4886

A stallion me and my friends knew named Sygma Tek was once a citizen in the Ponyville of my dimension. He left though and came back only to create havok.

A stallion me and my friends knew named Sygma Tek was once a citizen in the Ponyville of my dimension. He left though and came back only to create havok. He must be stopped.

Published 2014-02-15 16:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-15 16:20:03 UTC

Chapter 1: The Only Chapter.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Tragic
The Revenge of Sygma Tek

Authors: Octavia Melody and Spike “Psychopath” Gemstone

For those of you who have spent time with me on Google+ or Chatzy. You already know the story of all of these characters including me, but for those of you who haven’t, I’ll have to explain.

Basically, this... is not the world of Equestria most of you know of... No... This is an alternate dimension. Here’s the bio of everypony.

Spike: Just like the Spike from the show. But after that mission on Earth... He changed... (I’m speaking in the 3rd person...) He’s now a moderately homicidal psychopath who isn’t afraid of much at all.

Rainbow Dash: Not exactly Rainbow Dash anymore... After being cupcaked by Pinkie (Yesh, Cupcakes reference, DASH WITH IT!) she was revived by her using the same technology Dr. Frankenstein used on his monster. She is now an electrical, homicidal, angry beast. Though she is still quite beautiful. Just don’t mess with her. Often called Frankie or Franken.

Applejack: Owns a ton of shotguns and magnums usually for shooting anyone who messes with her apples or just plain pisses her off. She’s stubborn and homicidal, but she won’t lie to you.

Twilight: Went from a very intelligent student, to a very intelligent princess, to a drug addict, a sex addict, and an addict addict (<----- Yes that is possible. Okay, not really...)

Fluttershy: Basically stayed normal... Except for all the transformations... She went from a pegasus, to a bat pony, to a dubstep robot.

Pinkie Pie: The craziest of them all. She’s raped and murdered many, but the worst thing she has ever done was cupcaking. That’s what she is known for now. She doesn’t do it anymore, but that crime will stick with her forever. Until, she dies.

Rarity: The annoying background bitch of the story. She was later brutally murdered by Spike being the reason she doesn't appear.

Sygma Tek: The annoying faggot who ruins shit with his own stupidity and ignorance. He told a lie that ruined EVERYTHING!

Anyway, here’s where the book begins.

“Screw you!” Frankie exclaimed. “Ah bet that’s what ya wanna do!” replied Applejack.

So Frankie replied with “Well! Just because I clop sometimes doesn’t make me a filthy whore!” Applejack gave her a look “Really?” she said “Sometimes? More like once every hour of everyday. Plus why do ya need sexual pleasure? YOU’RE DEAD!”.

“Undead...”

“And? Still dead!”

“FUCK YOU APPLEJACKOFF!”

“Apple what now?”

“APPLEJACKOFF!”

Applejack burst into laughter at the thought of that insult. It didn’t make any sense considering that she has never clopped before. “Frankie. If yer gonna insult meh. At least make it somethin’ true.”

Frankie frowned, Applejack however didn’t really care, she was used to this, they argued everyday over stupid things like “Who is better at hoof wrestling?” or “Who is better at giving advice?” things like that. Frankie on the other hoof was sick of it. She wanted to beat Applejack in an argument for once, but she knew it’d never happen, AJ was simply just too clever.

Meanwhile at Twilight’s house.

“Spike, take a letter!” said Twilight. “Celestia is dead.” replied Spike “Frankie killed her.”

“Oh. Right.”

“How did you forget that?”

“I... I don’t know.”

“Twilight, are you okay? Wait, that’s not even a question. You’re never okay. Seriously though. What the fuck is going on Twilight?”

“I... I’ll be upstairs.”

Spike gives Twilight a very confused look as she walks upstairs. “The one time she’s not dying from a heroine overdose or making a porno vid, she’s depressed as shit.” whispered Spike. Spike then walked outside and walk right into an old “friend”. “Hey Spike!” the crimson-haired stallion said. “Dafuq?! Tek?! What are you doing here?! I thought you were banished from this dimension!” replied Spike.

“I was, but then I wasn’t!”

“Wait what? You said you wouldn’t come back anyway though.”

“Well... I LIED!”

“That’s normal. Your lies are the main reason for all this fucking drama that’s been going on.”

“Drama? What drama? Everything is going perfect!”

“Lemme tell ya why that’s bullshit!”

“Wait... What?”

“Nothing! Is going fine! Today is valentines day and only very few of us are actually able to celebrate it, because the mares that are single and would gladly get a nice stallion as a valentine have been traumatized by your heartbreaking!”

“That’s bullshit.”

“Nope.Avi!”

“Really?”

“Ya rly!”

“Are you trolling me?”

“U mad bro?”

“No...”

“O RLY NAO?”

“Yes... Really...”

“GTFO!”

“W-why?”

“YOU’RE NOT WANTED HERE!”

“I just want to talk to Danger.”

“She’s not here.”

“Well, can I talk to Frankie?”

“You still love her?”

“Who wouldn’t? She’s a sexy beast!”

“...Who tried to kill you 17 times.”

“So? She’s beautiful when she’s mad!”

“You’re such a fucking retard.”

“I’m not retarded. I’m just kinky.”

“In a retarded way.”

“SHUT UP ASSHOLE!”

“Go away you raging faggot.”

“YOU’RE A RAGING FAGGOT!”

“No... I’m a raging psycho.”

Sygma Tek runs off crying while Spike continues his walk like nothing happened.

Meanwhile with Sygma Tek in his little crying hole (On his bed in his room in his house.)
“Why do they all hate me?” he said to himself. “Sure, I may have done a few bad things. I may have told one little lie, but... Why do they hate me?” he began crying more and more until he ran out of sadness... At that point... All he had left was rage... He wanted revenge... He wanted them to feel his pain... The pain of being treated like a lower life-form... He decided he was gonna take over Equestria. He didn’t know how he would do it though. He started making blueprints to build a machine, but because he wasn’t very intelligent, he couldn’t do the necessary math to create the machine. He needed another idea. Something possible. Something easy. He needed slaves... But... Where would he get some? Pinkie has a ton of ‘em but would she really let him use them? Pinkie would probably ask why, he’d have to lie to get some, but she’d find out eventually, but then he thought “Well, by then... she’d be conquered anyway!” he let out a maniacal laugh and embarked on his journey to Sugarcube Corner (Not much of a journey if you ask me.), after five minutes of flying to his destination, he knocked on the door, and waited. Pinkie looked through the window and saw that it was Sygma Tek, she put on an evil grin, grabbed a fake moustache and put it on, then she picked up two knives and went for the door. She opened the door and cut Tek’s front left hoof. “AGH! WHAT THE HELL PINKIE?!” he screamed. Pinkie was shocked “How did you know it was me?!” she replied. “Everyone knows what you look like with a moustache.” said Tek. “DAMMIT!” shouted Pinkie “What’re you here for anyway?!”. Tek replied to that with “May I use some of your slaves?”. Pinkie was doubly shocked “How do you know about my slaves?” she whispered. “I’ve been in your ‘secret’ basement before Pinkie...” he replied.
They went into Pinkie’s basement and it was such a creepy experience to Tek... It looked so much more different then when he was their, it was darker, the air was warm and cold at the same time, the corpses on the walls and the floors were still there from when Rainbow Dash was being cupcaked, except now they had badly decayed, it had been over a year, the bodies were just little more than skeletons, the small amounts of flesh that remained were so decayed that it made Tek want to vomit just looking at it, the smell only made it worse, the smell was a combination of blood, fecal matter, vomit, corpses, and urine, it was so bad that the room had a greenish tint to it, Tek nearly vomited seven times as he was walking through there with Pinkie. He couldn’t stand the smell, the sight, or the thoughts. However, Pinkie seemed perfectly fine with it all, she actually enjoyed the smell, the sight, and the thoughts that came with it all. They finally got to the slave room, it was huge. It was around fifty meters wide and fifty meters tall, he wondered how all of this could fit in one basement, but then he remembered, this is Pinkie. The slave room also had a rather unpleasant smell. In that room there was also a smell of blood, fecal matter, urine, and vomit, along with the smell of sweat, smoke, and gasoline. There were thousands of slaves in there. “How many slaves would ya like?” said Pinkie excitedly. “I’ll take about one hundred.” said Tek. Pinkie was shocked... for a third time... “What’re you planning on doing exactly?” she asked. “I’m just taking care of some business.” answered Tek. “BOOOOOOORING!” replied Pinkie. Pinkie sent one hundred slaves to follow Tek home and obey every single one of his commands. At Tek’s house in his backyard, he was planning something very evil. “Okay slaves, I will treat you moderately kindly if you do everything I say. Got it?” said Tek the slaves all noded their heads. “Are any of you good at math?” asked Tek. One slave raised their hand. “Step up please.” he said. The slave stepped up. “So... Do you think you can build this?” said Tek. Tek showed the slave the unsolved blueprint he made. The slave noded. Tek looked at his other slaves. “I want seventy-four of you all to help this slave make the machine. Seventy-five heads are better than one.” said Tek. The slaves looked at each other and suddenly seventy-four slaves stood up. “Hmph. Obedient.” said Tek. “The other twenty-five of you. I want you all to come with me.” he smiled evilly. He took the twenty-five slaves into his house and gave them orders. “Okay, you twenty-four slaves, I want you to kidnap the mayor of Ponyville!” ordered Tek “And you, right there, I want you to get me some bandages and witch hazel for my knife wound.”. The slaves noded and did what they were told. Twenty-four slaves left the house to kidnap the mayor, the one that stayed brought Tek the witch hazel and the bandages. “Thank you very much.” he said as he took the supplies to treat his wound. When Tek treated his wound he let out an evil laugh as he walked upstairs to relax in his bed. The next day there was a report on the new of the mayor’s disappearance.

Fluttershy was watching TV when all of a sudden a breaking news alert appeared on her screen. “What? T-The mayor has gone missing?” she said to herself “What monster would do this?”. After finding out about this she calls Twilight in an attempt to tell her the news. “T-Twilight?” she said. “I know...” Twilight replied “Mayor has been kidnapped... I assume we have to do something about it.”

“That would be the right thing to do, right?”

“Maybe, but I don’t wanna risk life and limb in order to save someone who is hardly even relative to the plot.”

“Who’s plot?”

“Nevermind... Seriously though, you can go and attempt to save her, but I’m not going...”

“You know... The OG version of you would’ve WANTED to do this.”

“Do I look like the OG Twilight to you? Wait... Don’t answer that.”

“Also... I wanted you to come with me because you might be able to track her down with your magic.”

“You’re a dubstep robot... Just track her down with your wubs or some shit like that.”

“It’s hard to believe you’re the Element of Magic.”

“Why would that be?”

“There’s nothing magical about laziness.”

“Hard to believe you’re the Element of Kindness.”

“Why is that?”

“There’s nothing kind about accusing someone who is refusing to do what you want because they wanna live of being lazy.”

“Fine then! I’ll do it myself!”

“Good!”

Fluttershy goes to everypony she knows and asks if they have any idea where the mayor. Everypony had a one word answer whether it was “No.” , “Nope.”, “Nada.”, “Eeenope.”, or anything meaning negatory really, until she reached Spike. When she got to Spike she asked “Um... Do you have any idea where the mayor is?”. He answered with “Nope.”, Fluttershy felt like she had left home for nothing... She then said “Dang it... I’ve asked everypony I know for a possible answer and all I got was a bunch of ‘No’...”.

“Well what do you expect. No one knows everything!”

“I know but...”

“Are you sure you’ve asked EVERYpony you know?”

“Well... Yeah...”

“Even Sygma Tek?”

“Well... No... Isn’t he gone?”

“Nope! He’s probably at home, numbing his sorrows with ice cream or some shit.”

“Okay! I’ll go talk to him!”

“Hold on a moment wubbot. I’m coming with you.”

“W-why?’

“I got my reasons.”

They both went over to Tek’s house and Fluttershy gently knocked on his door. Twenty seconds pass. Spike decides to knock on the door, he bangs on it really hard causing it to crack a bit. Thirty seconds pass. “FUCK THIS!!!” shouts Spike. He kicks the door in half and walks in. “Was that really necessary Spike?” asked Fluttershy. “Yes, it was.” replies Spike. They both get into his house and hear voices, impacts, and other strange noises coming from the basement. Spike and Fluttershy run to the basement door and eavesdrop on the situation. After ten seconds of listening, Spike gets a little impatient and breaks that door too. “Dammit Spike.” whispers Fluttershy. ‘TEK?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THE MAYOR?!” shouted Spike “AND WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!”. Tek replied with “That’s none of your goddamn business, get the fuck out.”. Spike got really mad at Tek. He lunged toward him, breathed fire on his face while he was in the air and finally tackled him. “Slave! Finish the job!” exclaimed Tek. “Slave?” said Spike as he looked over to the right. The slave pulled out his pistol and shot the mayor straight in the head right between the eye while she was tied to a wall and defenceless. Spike was even more angry, and Fluttershy was beginning to experience rage as well. Fluttershy got up on two legs and transformed her two front hooves into portable bass cannons, Spike began punching Tek in the face repeatedly. Tek was barely able to scream “SLAVES! DO SOMETHING!” twelve of the slaves had their weapons aimed at Spike, and the other twelve at Fluttershy. Spike stopped punching Tek and focused his attention on the slaves while Fluttershy was charging up her dual bass cannons ready to obliterate her targets. Spike looked at the slaves, then he looked right back at Tek. “Fluttershy, you deal with the slaves I’ll take care of Tek.” said Spike. “With pleasure!” said Fluttershy with excitement. Fluttershy took out the slaves with ease, sure they fought back, but their bullets had no effect on Fluttershy’s armor plating and wub shield. Meanwhile, Spike was beating Tek to a pulp, he had already swelled his left eye up twice it’s normal size, and broke his nose in such a brutal way that the blood was gushing into his mane, he had even managed to crack his skull a bit too, he had beaten his face to the point where he was almost unrecognizable. After delivering this beating for about forty-five seconds Tek had passed out, Spike didn’t bother to check if he was dead or not. He didn’t have time. He needed to get out of their quick before someone showed up to report this assault to the news ponies. Fluttershy was already gone, she had left already, Spike knew he had to do the same. He quickly ran out of the house, sprouted his wings and flew off. A few hours later, Tek had woken up in his room with 5 of his slaves in front of him, his head was covered in a bandage and he had an eye patch on his left eye, he was still bruised but the bleeding had stopped, Tek also had an ice bag on his head to numb the pain. “Ugh... What happened?” he said in pain. One of the slaves actually spoke for once “You took a real beating. I’m surprised you’re alive.” he said. “I’m tougher than I look. I can’t deliver a beating, but I sure can take one.” Tek replied. Another slave spoke “You’re machine is ready sir.” he said. “Perfect!” he said with an evil grin.

It was a peaceful day in ponyville for once. Nopony was fighting or arguing, they all were happy it wasn’t Valentines Day anymore, but love and joy was still in the air. Until Tek came along. He was in a fifty foot tall mech. He was prepared to take over Equestria, starting with ponyville. “ATTENTION PONYVILLE!” he shouted through the built in microphone. Everypony looked at him with fear in their eyes. “I AM YOUR NEW LEADER!” he shouted. Frankie got up from the bench she was sitting in and looked at the pony in the mech, their face was so beat up and bruised that she could hardly recognize them, but by the voice she could tell who it was. She just couldn’t quite put her hoof on it. “Why the hell do you want us to listen to you? Huh?!” she shouted “The mayor may be dead, but that doesn’t mean you can just... take her place! Who are you anyway?”. “Oh Frankie... Don’t you remember me?” he said. When Tek said that... She remembered everything, the romance they once had, all the fights they’ve had, the multiple times she tried to kill him. She remembered it all. “Tek!” she said angrily “YOU BASTARD!”, she flew towards Tek in an attempt to kill him, but she was backhanded by mech arms and got flung right into a building, destroying it on impact. Frankie was down, but not out. She charged her electricity and used it to teleport behind Tek’s mech and roundhouse kick it in the back of the head. Tek moved forward, but recovered in enough time to not fall over. He turned around and started blasting bullets at Frankie. “HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH?! HOW. DOES. IT. FEEL!” He shouted out of pure anger and hate. Frankie was dodging every bullet “I don’t feel anything...” she said. Tek got even more pissed off, he smacked Frankie again, but this time she was smacked into the sky and got stuck in a cloud. “Anypony else dare challenge me?!” shouted Tek. “I do.” a mercenary pony said. “Hmph, and may I ask who you are?” Tek said. “Call me Ghost. I’m a mercenary.” he replied. “Fitting name... Because after this... You WILL be a ghost!” shouted Tek. Tek let out a maniacal laugh while Ghost just stared at him. “Are we gonna fight, or what?” asked Ghost. Tek pointed his miniguns at Ghost and began firing. Ghost started running as the bullet trail followed behind him, ghost then leaped onto a wall and jumped off to gain some height. He then cut off Tek’s miniguns using his katana? Tek nearly lost his feces. “WHAT THE HELL?! BUT.. HOW?!” he shouted confusedly. “I got skills.” said Ghost. Tek got extremely angry and switched his miniguns with laser cannons, he pointed them at Ghost. “AW SHIT!” shouted Ghost. Tek blasted the canons at Ghost, but Ghost was lucky enough to be able to leap out of the way. Tek attempted to kick Ghost, but due to his superior reaction time Ghost leaped onto Tek’s foot and used the motion to get launched into the air. While Ghost was in the air, Tek attempted to blast him, but when he was about to blast him, Ghost through a flash grenade. After thirty seconds of blindness, Tek realizes that Ghost... Is gone... “I see why they call him Ghost.” he said to himself. Tek looked to his right, he saw that Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie, and Fluttershy were on their way. “GODAMMIT! CAN SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE!” Frankie shouted. It just so happens that Spike was on that cloud sleeping... or WAS sleeping... “Frankie! Dafuq?! Why are you here?! I was sleeping!” he said. “Look down...” she replied. Spike looked down and was shocked. “HOLY SHIT!” he exclaimed. He help Frankie out of the cloud and they both flew down there and met Tek at eye level right in his mech’s face. “Tek? Where the hell did you get this technology?” Spike asked. “None of your goddamn business you pesky, little, purple shit.” he replied. Spike hated that insult “little shit”. He HATED being called that. He got really infuriated at Tek. “Tek... Do you mind explaining what this is all about?” asked Frankie. Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie, and Fluttershy had made it to the scene and also wanted to know what was going on. “What the hay is goin’ on here?!” Applejack asked. “Some kind of apocalypse I bet!” said Twilight. “Is it a party?!” said Pinkie while bouncing like the overly happy maniac she is. “It’s not a party, it’s not the apocalypse! It’s just Tek trying to take over Ponyville in a mech suit!” said Frankie. “That’s not fun...” said Pinkie. “Better than an apocalypse!” said Twilight. Tek moaned out of boredom, he began charging his cannons to blow up the group. “Look out!” shouted Fluttershy she put up a wub shield around herself and her friends to block off the lasers. “Wow! Thanks Shy!” said Spike. “Thank ya kindly!” said Applejack. “Am I dead?” said Pinkie. “No, you’re perfectly alive Pinkie, thanks to Fluttershy.” said Twilight. “Nice one Fluttershy. Now let’s take this motherfucker down!” said Frankie. “Pfft... You guys think you can stop me? I-” Frankie had punched the mech in the face, breaking the glass that Tek was looking through, the mech suit had fallen, Tek was in there still, the impact had hurt him badly, he tried to escape via crawling, but to no avail, Twilight had stopped him with her magic. “Please! Don’t hurt me! I did a bad thing! Okay! I admit it! Please! Don’t hurt me!” begged Tek. “Dude... You fucking tried to take over Equestria. We’re not just gonna FORGIVE you...” said Spike. “Yeah, we ain’t stupid.” said Applejack. “You used my slaves for this! Didn’t you! You bastard!” said Pinkie. Spike and Fluttershy said in unison “YOUR SLAVES?!”. “What?” said Pinkie. Fluttershy replied with “So... You’ve been keeping slaves, and you let TEK have some?!”. “He seemed like he had changed.” said Pinkie. Spike facepalmed “Pinkie... When will you learn... Tek. Doesn’t. Change.” he said. “Um... Probably never!” Pinkie replied. “I CAN CHANGE! I CAN CHANGE!” screamed Tek “JUST DON’T HURT MEEEEEE!!!!!” he began crying. The tears weren’t just little tiny tears, but extreme tears running in continuous streams. “Shut the hell up!” said Applejack. Applejack pointed a magnum to Tek’s head. “Say one more word, and Ah just might kill ya.” she said. Tek stopped whining, but continued crying. “I’ll tell you what. If you promise you’ll change. We’ll let you live.” suggested Twilight. “I’LL CHANGE! I PROMISE!” screamed Tek. Twilight then released Tek from her magical grasp. He then sprout his wings and flew off at 200mph. “HEY!” shouted Applejack. “Let him go.” said Frankie. “We can track him down later, and then kill him.”. “Um... Why don’t you guys let me take care of that?” said Frankie. “Why?” said Spike. “Because... It’d be best if only one pony went... Not all of us...”. “Why would that be?” said Spike. “Cause... If we all go we could ALL be put on the news.” said Frankie. They both realized that everyone else had left and that it was just them two. “Fine... Frankie... Just... Be careful...“ said Spike. Spike then went home, leaving Frankie all alone to take care of business.

Later that night, Tek went home to talk to his seventy-six slaves that still remain. “Slaves.” he said. They all looked at him. “The mech has been destroyed.”. All of his slaves gasped. “We’ll need to make a new mechanism.” Tek said. “To the steel mill!” Tek shouted. They all went to the steel mill. The slaves worked in the hot temperature and the dangerous conditions while Tek watched them labor from a window in a nice, comfy, air conditioned room. “Hmph. This is way too easy.” Tek said to himself “I can’t believe they just let me, RUN AWAY!” Tek laughed maniacally and continued laughing until he heard a voice behind him. “Sup Tek?” the voice said. Tek turned around slowly “Frankie?” he said. “That’s right. It’s me motherfucker.” the voice replied. Frankie was standing there, leaning against the wall, giving Tek a “I’m pissed off.” look. “Tek... This is gonna be your last day in this life.” Frankie said “Is there anything ya wanna say before I kill you?”. Tek was shocked “I thought you guys weren’t gonna kill me.” he said. “We sorta changed our minds. Ya flew off for fuck’s sake, you didn’t change at all.” said Frankie. “But... but... Ah, screw it...” he said. “Wait... what?” said Frankie confusedly. “You wanna kill me, right? Go ahead and try.” said Tek.

“Are you like... Gonna... Suicide bomb me or something?”

“Nope.”

“Really?”

“Seriously. Are you gonna attack or what?”

“Sounds like you have some kinda trick up your non-existent sleeve”

“No tricks. I’m gonna fight back though.”

“Pfft... You couldn’t even hurt Applejack with your bare hooves, let alone a virtually indestructible pony like me!”

“Who said anything about bare hooves?”

“Wait... What?”

Tek pulls a gun out of a drawer and points it directly at Frankie. “Dude... Do you really think a bullet can kill me?” said Frankie. “Maybe I can’t kill you... But if I aim for your head I can surely knock you out!” said Tek scaredly. Frankie dashed toward Tek and slammed her hoof right into his gut, forcing him through the window, and into the steelmaking area, his gun went with him and landed right next to him. Tek’s skin had many small shards of glass in it, but that didn’t stop him. He got up and picked his gun up and aimed at Frankie again. Frankie smirked, she then flew towards Tek and charged electricity around her hoof-fist. Tek shot multiple bullets, but because he was quivering with fear, each and every bullet missed his target and he ended up taking a hit, he was knocked onto a platform that was over a pit of liquid steel. “SLAVES! HELP ME!” he shouted before realizing that all of his slaves had ditched him. “Apparently you’re slaves have realized how terrible of a leader you are and have decided to leave you in the dust. Next time, higher some ASSISTANTS instead of slaves, though... I don’t think there’ll be a next time” Frankie smirked. Tek was laying on the ground motionless as Frankie began to get on top of Tek. She had her hoof-fist ready to smash Tek’s already beaten up head until he interrupted with something... Special... He... Kissed her... Tek smiled, Frankie was shocked, then confused, then angry again. “WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDED FUCKER!” Frankie shouted. “You’re cute when you’re mad.” said Tek. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!” shouted Frankie. Frankie got off of Tek and stared at him in pure rage. Tek got up, “Hey Frankie.” he said. “What Tek?” Frankie replied. “Two words.” he said. “Two?” she replied. “You’re dead!” said Tek with an evil grin. Tek shot Frankie in the head causing her to pass out, he then started kicking her until her unconscious body fell into the lava, but before that happened... Something else happened to interrupt it. Spike had secretly been watching the whole thing go down... Waiting for the right moment to strike, that time... Was now. Spike burst through the window and swung from a hanging platform, swung off of it, did a flip, and kicked Tek into the lava. Frankie was slowly waking up. “Argh! AHHHH! SHIT! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! YOU BASTAAAARD!!!!” screamed Tek in pain. “Hey Tek.” said Spike “Shut the fuck up.”. Spike breathed fire onto Tek making the pain of burning even worse. “W-What’s going... ugh.... on?” said Frankie as she was slowly regaining consciousness. Frankie saw Tek and instantly knew what was going on. She saw Spike next to her and had a feeling that Spike did this. “Spike... Was this you?” she asked. Spike chuckled “Eeeyup!”. Tek finally burned to death and sank into the lava. Spike and Frankie left the area and went home as soon as possible... They didn’t want anymore trouble after today and yesterday.

It was morning in Ponyville, and for once everything was gonna be just fine. After killing Tek once and for all, and staying alive in the process. The group realized that for once there’ll be less trouble, and that next year, Valentine’s Day will have one less heartbreaker.

The End.

Authors: Spike “Psychopath” Gemstone and Octavia Melody.
Characters by: Spike “Psychopath” Gemstone, Daniel Montgomery, and Sygma Tek.
Idea by: Spike “Psychopath” Gemstone
Published: 2/14/2014
Copyright: Hasbro Inc.