Doctor Whooves: The Portal to Equestria

"Exterminate! Exterminate!" Echoed through the halls as the Doctor ran to his TARDIS, hoping he would make it in time. Bzzteeeww! The Doctor screamed in pain as he felt a Dalek gun blast hit his back. He felt his left heart stop beating. "No, no, no!" He yelled in anger. Shocks of pain shot through him like tsunamis with each step of his left foot.

"The Doctor will be exterminated!" He opened the TARDIS door and turned to the daleks screaming at him. "You know why you have no allies? 'Cause you never shut up!" Before the leading dalek could state that daleks did not require allies, the TARDIS began fading.

The Doctor was sweating terribly and could feel the warm wetness of his bloodstained jacket. A horrible revelation came to him; his only good leather jacket was ruined. Along came another horrible revelation; he was not going to survive. So he thought long and hard about it (two seconds, while worrying about if he had enough tea to last the rest of the week) and figured it would be best to at least not let the daleks get ahold of Time Lord technology, so he set the TARDIS into Roaming Mode.

Another blast of pain shot through him. "Bloody hell!" He said between clenched teeth. He closed his eyes, concentrated, and felt his Regeneration Energy begin to flow through his veins. Okay, Doctor, focus. Just focus, he thought. But he wasn't able to focus long, because the TARDIS began stalling and the gyroscopic gravity feild began malfunctioning, basically, wibbly-wobbly.

Outside, a freak rip in the space-time continuum conveniently opened up directly in front of the TARDIS. Due to the lack of development for Roaming Mode, the TARDIS didn't even try to stop flying directly into it. And as the Doctor was being jerked around in the middle of his regeneration, our story begins.