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The Sergeant Sprinkle, RainbowBob, ROBCakeRan Story.

by PulpFanFiction
Three of the fandom's most controversial authors will have to settle their differences to save Pandora... Equestira!

When a disaster threatens the very fabric of fiction, our imaginary characters will have to turn to the only three— or at least the most suitable out of a couple million — that could save them.

Much to the dismay of any other 'big time authors' (like the guy that did Background Pony or the newbie that just got a story featured) that have probably pulled out millions of hours writing fanfiction, although half of that time probably spent procrastinating, fate has decided it will be these three that would save Pandora.

Equestira, whatever.

Get to know ROBcakeran53, otherwise known as the guy that wrote My Little Dashie and has an extremely awful username, as he uses his ability to manipulate emotions. Follow RainbowBob as he makes a cheap, nearly awful idea somehow work.

Finally, there's Sergeant Sprinkle — who is actually heavily underqualififed and Cupcakes was pretty old — that the prophecy or plot or magic says that he must be the one to truly save the land. Can't have someone like Shortskirtsandexplosions or maybe Fimflamfilosophy?

Nah, we need the world's greatest party pony clown.

Can our three 'heroes', though arguably only one of them isn't a jerk, settle their differences and stop the red-maned alicorns from taking over Canterlot?

Probably not, but it'll be worth watching, right?

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