Discord vs CMC

by Mr_man

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Tragedy, Discord
Length: 920

The CMC run into Discord, What will they do

The CMC run into Discord! What does he want with them? how will they deal with him?

Published 2014-02-16 06:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-16 06:30:03 UTC

Wrong room

It was a dark stormy night and most of the ponies of Ponyville were asleep except the Cutie Mark Crusaders, they were excited about their good news.

"Apple jack?" Apple Bloom anxiously said while walking into Apple Jack's room with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle following her.

"Well well well! Some ponies entered the wrong room!" Discord sneered as he turned around is his chair with a grin upon his face.

"DISCORD!" The fillies yelled in terror. Discord couldn't help but continue to smile at the expressions on their faces.

Scootaloo snapped at Discord "What do you want!"

Discord slammed the door behind the three with his magic and then said "Why are you here" completely ignoring her question.

"We were gonna tell Apple Jack that we finally got our cutie marks." Apple Bloom said

"Better late then never!" Discord Laughed "And regarding Apple Jack ....yeah....."

Apple Bloom turned to Discord in shock "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER!"

"You're not gonna get away with this." Sweetie Belle told Discord.

"Now now calm down ladies I'm only trying to have a nice chat with you" Discord went on.

Scootaloo went to a nearby phone and called Big Macintosh for help but shortly after Discord set the phone into a burst of flames followed by laughter."they are coming." Scootaloo whispered to Sweetie Belle.

"Hows about a change of scenery." Discord said whiles snapping his loin paw which turned the room into white emptiness "What the?" The three fillies gasped by the change of their surrounding.

"Whats wrong with a little fun? You ponies wouldn't know fun if it hit you right in the face" Discord said while throwing a ball right into Sweetie Belles face.

Sweetie Belle fell over and got up rubbing her nose

Discord roared with laughter

"Thats not very nice!" Apple Bloom said.

"What it is all in the name of fun. See this is what I mean by you ponies not knowing a good time when you see one." Discord told the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Sweetie Belle looked at Discord with hatred in her eyes.

Discord spoke in a sarcastic tone "Why must you take everything seriously I mean-"
Just then the door busted in to reveal Bic Macintosh, Dr. Hooves and Button Mash.

"Stop right there and let these fillies go!" Dr. Hooves exclaimed

"Ohhhhhh Plot twist!" Discord remarked Whiles pulling a bag of popcorn out of nowhere.

Author's Note

I got bored so I wrote this.

The plot twist

Discord munched down on his popcorn while Dr. Hooves glared at him.

Discord then said, "Oh so funny look the knights in shining armor are her!" Then Discord made Big Macintosh and Dr. Hooves into chickens. "Well looks like they chickened out on the rescue mission." Discord chuckled and tossed a piece of popcorn into his mouth.

"Hey you can't do that!" Sweetie bell cried. Then, Discord responded "Shut up you stupid filly!"

"Don't talk to her that way!" Button mash said to Discord

"Look her little boyfriend is her to save her, how precious." Discord mockingly said then used his magic to turn Button Mash into a glass pickle jar.

Sweetie Belle with a sad face walked over to the jar sat down next to it and then said, "What did you do to him."

Dr. Hooves turned himself back into a pony with his sonic screwdriver. "I am here for revenge for what you did to Derpy last week."

"Well I could fix that but all you ponies want to do is accuse me of this and that, I mean really would it hurt to ask nicely," Discord said "But if we are gonna act this way I'lll have to get rid of that." The sonic screwdriver then disappeared into thin air.

Dr. Hooves anger level was rising at an alarming rate now.

"Come now take a seat," Discord said gesturing towards a couch with a suspicious look on his face.

"No!" Dr. Hooves refused

"Fine you want me to fix her or not?" Discord said crossing his arms. "If you are not willing to cooperate then forget it."

Dr. Hooves temper level passed the max and he yelled "YOU KNOW WHAT! I'M DONE!" then stormed out of the room cursing under his breath.

Sweetie Belle still sitting right next to the pickle jar with her friends comforting her.

"Oh come on it is nothing really he is just in a bit of a pickle." Discord scoffed

"Stop with your dumb puns! You're not funny!" Scootaloo yelped.

Discord then said, "Jeez why do we have to be so negative. Hey I know what will cheer you ponies up. How about a good old game of kick the jar!" Then Discord proceeded to kick the jar. It flew through the air and shattered on impact.

Discord was now rolling on the floor laughing.

"You shouldn't have done that..." Sweetie Belle said and transformed into nightmare moon. She then sent Discord straight to the moon.

Discord stood there on the moon surface and kicked a rock across the ground. "Oh poo," He said

Sweetie Belle turned back into her normal self and tears rolled down her face "I loved him"

"I'm so sorry." Apple Bloom sadly said.

"Now he is gone forever!" Sweetie Belle cried out then stared full out bawling next to the shards of broken glass.

All three of the fillies huddled together and cried.

Discord what ever did we do to make you take our world away......