Oneshots

by Soaricorn

Rating: teen
Tags: Spitfire, Main 6, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Original Character, Cheese Sandwich, Comedy, Random
Length: 1128

This is a bunch of one-shots I wrote quickly, and I take requests, just not clop or anything with an M tag!

A series of one shots, they will usually feature Soarin' in them and fluff, for example family bonding.
They will never go beyond a teen tag, and I also take requests.

Published 2014-02-15 23:30:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-15 23:30:06 UTC

Rainbow Dash wants to be a Wonderbolt!

‘Daddy?’ a young voice asked, ‘Will I ever get into the Wonderbolts?’ the owner of the voice, a prismatic maned filly, by the name of Rainbow Dash asked, as she fluttered her tiny wings.
Her father, Rainbow Blitz, smiled down at her, ‘Dashie, keep belivin’ with all your little heart, and someday you’ll be flying with ‘em , no doubt!’ he replied kindly, as he rubbed her mane, earning an irritated sigh from the ambitious filly.
‘Dad, I’m not a foal anymore…’ she rambled, ‘I want to learn how to fly!’ she declared triumphantly.
Blitz grinned at his daughter’s dedication.
‘Hard work and dedication…that’s what makes a good Wonderbolt…’ he remarked, circling her, ‘Your’e eager to learn, a fast learner and a very smart young filly…’
Dash blushed at her father’s comments, and began to drag him out. This proved to be extremely difficult for the little filly, so she gave up (so much for dedication) after landing in a heap. However she recovered quickly enough.
‘Not to mention I’m more awesome than everypony in cloudsdale, and then times that by at least 20% unless you count Soarin’; but who could be more awesome than my very own older brother? He’s gonna get in the team for sure when he goes to the academy!’
'Dash, you don't have to tell me I'm awesome, I already know it!' an ice blue colt walked into the room, wearing a goofy grin, he trotted up to his sister, 'But I'm not as awesome as you!'
Dash's eyes twinkled, 'Do you really think so?' she asked him, Soar snorted.
'Think so? I know so!' he replied, putting a hoof under her chin.

*\**\* 10 YEARS LATER*\**\**

A prismatic maned mare sighed to herself, she'd blown it. She had blown her one and only chance of getting into the Wonderbolts.
'Dash, I understand how you feel, really I do....' a purple alicorn said to her friend, Princess Twilight Sparkle trotted up to her, 'But Soarin' still loves you even if he isn't right here...' she said with a kind smile, putting one of her large wings around her best friend, who jumped.
'He said I'd never make the cut! That i was too big-headed and
stubborn and lazy!' the rainbow mare whispered.
Soarin and Dash never had a fight.
Deep down she knew he was right.
She'd never be a Wonderbolt.

SoarFire: Blood Bronies

Author's Note

This story contains potential spoilers for 'Blood brothers' a musical by Willy Russell.
I'd recommend it!
Let me know what you'd like to see next.
I DON'T write :
-Anything to do with clop. At all, however i will write shipping.
- Anything to do with gore, like 'Cupcakes'
- Anything that could be viewed as racist.
-Anything that could be used as sexist.

I WILL write:
-Shipping.
-Tradgedies..
-Cross-overs.

SoarFire: Blood Bronies

Soarin’ regretted something. Actually scratch that last one.
He really regretted it. It had been a week since he had taken his marefriend, Spifire to see a musical that was touring in Manehattan, this musical was called, ‘Blood Bronies’ and now she wouldn’t stop singing the songs from it.
Blood Bronies had two main themes, superstition and class. It told the sort of a young mother, who had 7 born foals, however she became pregnant with another. It turned out she was expecting twins, after getting a job cleaning at a rich unicorn's house, she is sure she has enough money to 'just scrape by' but the rich unicorn contradicted her saying with 'two more foals, how can you possibly avoid having some of them being put into care?'. The young mother reluctantly gave a twin to her after learning about her potential infertility. As the two twins grow up in different households, they meet and become friends, however in the end, it doesn't end well. at all.
He glanced at his alarm clock, and groaned, it was 4:00 in the morning, and in no less than 2 hours, and a rather loud cover of ‘Easy Terms’ would wake him up
He did admit though, she was an excellent singer, if her cutie mark didn’t portray a blazing phoenix; he would put 100 bits on the fact that it would portray something or other to do with singing.
He glanced over at his younger brother, Crash, who was slumbering peacefully on the bed next to his own, he let out a slight chuckle.
His brother unlike him, was an extremely heavy sleeper, and Spitifre’s singing certainly wasn’t helping with his self-diagnosed insomnia.
He growled to himself, ‘Is she gonna use a megaphone next?’ he mumbled. He trotted over to his mare-friend, who had donned a t-shirt with the two main characters on it and face hooved.
‘’I’m never taking her out again…’

Pinkie's Birthday Bash

Cheese Sandwich sighed, tipping back his Stetson, his toy chicken, ‘Boneless 2’ hung lethargically on his back,
‘Well Boneless, it’s Pinkie Pie’s birthday soon and we have a Birthday Party Bash to get ready for.’ He informed the inanimate object. No reply.

‘Hey Cheese!’ a tomboyish voice hissed, Cheese looked up to see a blue Pegasus lounging on a cloud, ‘C’mon everypony is waitin’ for you down at Ponyville town hall!' Rainbow Dash swooped down to stand next to the colt she was having a conversation with, 'Y'know Pinkie doesn't know you decided to move to Ponyville yet, so we decided to inform her at the arty!' she declared as the two began to walk down the dirt road,.
'She doesn't?' Cheese asked, feeling his tummy flutter, as Rainbow shook her head.
'Not ye- Cheese? Cheese are you there?' she chuckled and waved a hoof in front of the imagining stallion's eyes. He was out to the world.
A sly smirk passed Rainbow's face, as she grabbed the cloud she was resting on and gave it a quick buck. Cheese yelped out in pain, as his flank began to smell of singed fur, and his cheese sandwich-accordian hybrid cutie mark, now began to resemble...grilled cheese.
Dash smirked, cutting him off, 'You were oblivious..' she snickered, 'And drooling, you're not thinking about Pinkie Pie are you? Because if you are I know a particular pink princess who may be some service....'

Cheese sighed, 'Pinkie is a very cute pretty mare, I love her Dash! Without her I wouldn't be where I am now' he squealed, grabbing the prismatic mare by her shoulders.
'Then why don't you ask her to be your very special some-pony?' Dash inquired, tilting her head.
A lightbulb went off in Cheese's head, 'I'll do it! Then we could combine our super-duper party pony powers together to make the best super-dluper parties ever!' he yelled, heading into Ponyille.