It was a peaceful day for Twilight, Spike was away, she was finally getting to that lovely bit of organizing that she had been looking forward to and all seemed right with the world. So of course there had to be a giant plume of smoke coming from town, and of course it had to be coming from Sugar Cube corner. Can Twilight save Pinkie before she dies of smoke inhalation, which is more likely to kill you in a fire than the fire itself? Do the Cake's have good insurance? And what about Scarecrow's brain?! Find the answer to some of these in this story of burning passion!

Just a fair warning, this is literally the worst thing I've ever written. Sorry about that.