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Awakening

BOOM! Dragon Gem woke in a bed with wrinkled sheets and blankets on the cold, cobblestone floor. She had no experience with this bed at any point in time but now.

"It's about time you woke up! I think you're the new record holder for...something," A yellow coat and orange maned earth pony said. "The name's Carrot Top, and an atomic bomb was fired near the ocean. We must escape the Celestial Valley."

"I do like the upgrade with the wings, and I like I'm a uniborg now." Dragon gem leaped out of bed. She shuffled through files to read.

Patient: Carrot Top
Age: Mare
Diagnosis: None, but demands to become cypony.
Treatment: Follow demands

Patient: Dragon Gem
Age: Filly
Diagnosis: Blindness and no magic
Treatment: Cypony surgery

Patient: Dell Fillivon
Age: 11
Diagnosis: ~~Insanity. Cheese addiction. Best dancing ever. Awesomeness. Is a horse~~ Cool
Treatment: Party

Carrot Top face-hoofed "Why would they write that?"
"I have no idea" The filly muttered.