One Too Much

by Gypsy Writefag

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Sex
Length: 4484

You go out for a night of drinking with Rainbow Dash. You end up with more .

Going to clubs is fun. Drinking is fun. Doing both with your good friend Rainbow Dash should be great fun. Turns out the night ends up offering drinks, dancing, and your friend herself.

Contains drinking, drunk sex, and human on pony.

Published 2014-02-16 08:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-16 08:00:03 UTC

Going Drinking

"Here we are!" she says proudly, a hoof extended.

You look around, staring at all the ponies at the tables, on the dance floor, and at the bar. There's some you recognize, and some you've never seen before. All in all, it's a mishmash of colors and shapes. The entire establishment reeks of alcohol and shame.

"You've gotta be kidding me", you mumble.

"What, don't you like it?" Rainbow asks. Though her voice is firm as ever, you can spot a hint of hurt pride in her words.

"No, it's just"- You laugh cheerfully -"I never expected ponies to be, well, like this!"

Rainbow rolls her eyes, a trait you've grown accustomed to. She punches your shoulder and leaves you standing at the entrance as she walks towards the bartender. Not intent on being alone in here, you quickly follow her. Already you notice ponies turning their heads, watching you each step of the way. As per usual with this nice little town, most of them are mares. You can't tell whether they're staring because of your odd appearance or because they're interested. Sometimes you wish you could read thoughts.

As you join Rainbow by the counter, you see a drink already there for you. It has a spectacular green color, and sniffing it, you're greeted with a pleasant odor. It even has a straw and everything.

"Enjoy it, Anon", Rainbow chuckles. "It's the only one I'm buying you.

"Thanks", you say with a smile. The two of you make a toast and put the drink to your lips. Just as you're about to put the glass down, you catch Rainbow's eye. She's still going strong. You push onwards, drinking as fast as you possibly can. Seeing this, the corners of Rainbow's mouth turn upwards, and she increases the rate of her gulping. Ounce by ounce slip down your throats, but you're winning.

As the last of the delicious drink leaves the glass, you slam it down on the table. Your face is one enormous, triumphant smile. Rainbow finishes just a second later, but the look on her face is far from happy. Her brows are furrowed, and her eyes are piercing yours.

"Better luck next time", you say with a cheeky smile.

"I want a rematch!"

You can't help but laugh at her annoyed voice. She sure does take her competitions seriously. As you watch her for a bit, you notice her expression doesn't change. Her eyes are firmly locked on you, and she doesn't blink even once. Chuckling, you wave your hand at the bartender. He immediately gets to work and swiftly brings the two of you another pair of drinks. As you pay him, you notice he's staring quite a bit, but you pay him no mind.

"Round two?" you ask as you grab your glass.

Rainbow simply nods and takes a hold of her own glass. She watches you intently, waiting for a move. Deciding to play along, you furrow your own brows and watch the pegasus. Neither of you move; you simply watch.

"Draw!" you exclaim before bringing the glass to your mouth. As if a machine, Rainbow mimics your movement perfectly, and the two of you start drinking as fast as possible. Unfortunately for your winged friend, she has nothing on your abilities and quickly falls behind. Noticing this, she does her best to improve, but it's too late.

Slamming the second empty glass onto the table, you silently declare yourself the victor. Rainbow follows suit just two seconds later. Though she says not a word, her face tells you everything you need to know. You decide to push her buttons just a tad more.

"I guess you just aren't as good as me", you say while brushing imaginative dust off your shoulder.

"That's it!" she exclaims, slamming her hoof onto the counter. "Bartender! Twenty shots, and make it quick!"

"Hey, look, it was just a jo-"

"Shut up! I'm going to win! You got that, Anon?!"

Rainbow's eyes are filled with fiery wrath. Looking into them sends shivers down your spine. You open your mouth, but quickly close it again as words escape you. It's only when the bartender lines up ten shots for each of you that your attention is diverted from the very angry, very serious Rainbow Dash.

The smell hits your nose immediately. Never before have you encountered alcohol smelling this strongly. Each of the small glasses contain bright red liquid. If you didn't know better, you'd say this was liquid fire.

"Hey, are you sure about this?" you ask quietly. "It was just a silly-"

"Get ready to drink."

Rainbow has already grabbed a glass, but her eyes are still locked with yours. Cautiously, you move a hand to one of the glasses and gently grab a hold of it. From the corner of your eye, you notice some ponies are staring. Entire tables have turned their heads, watching the competition between you and Cloudsdale's very own Rainbow Dash.

"First to finish is the ultimate drinker", she states. "Each glass must be completely empty."

"Come on", you chuckle nervously. "We're just having fun, right?"

"Those are the rules! Agreed?"

You gulp and look around you. More ponies have decided to watch the spectacle. One of them you know, at least by profession. It's the teacher. For some reason, she's nodding viciously. Other ponies are doing the same. They sure do take their drinking seriously.

Turning back to your friend, you nod once. Rainbow flashes you a cocky smile before quickly bringing the first glass to her mouth. You weren't ready for her lighting quck moves and end up falling behind already. With no time left to think, you simply swallow what the glass has to offer. Immediately you regret your decision, as you find the contents to be extraordinarily dry and spicy. After just one shot you're coughing loudly, bashing a hand against your chest in an attempt to remove the feeling of fire.

Ponies around you are laughing; you can hear them from all around. Even the bartender is chuckling heartily. Rainbow, on the other hand, isn't laughing. She's simply on her way to finish the third shot. For a moment you contemplate letting her win, but you know exactly what she'd be like if you did. The next month would be insuffurable. It cannot happen.

Biting the bullet, you ignore the pain and down another shot. Applause and cheers erupt around you, but the fire is fueled. The burning is enough to make your knees weak. Though you've eaten spicy before, it is nothing compared to what this alcohol is doing to your insides. The doubt in your mind becomes far more furious, but as ponies around you start chanting Rainbow's name, you start focusing.

Rainbow is ahead of you by two, and you intent to correct that. Without regard for the pain it's causing you, you start slamming down shots far faster than Rainbow, catching up to her by the sixth shot. Ignoring the spicy afterburn has become incredibly difficult, and your eyes are watering. As you grab the eighth glass, you notice your hands are trembling. Rainbow shows no signs of weakness, however, and you push yourself forward.

Whimpering quietly, you put the glass to your mouth and start drinking. Rather than let the liquid simply slide down your throat, you actually drink. It's a long and tough road, despite the small amount of alcohol in the glass. Closing your eyes and gripping the counter tightly, you force the last bit of alcohol down. Slamming the glass on the table, you smile widely.

Cheers erupt from all around you. Practically the entire bar is yelling and stomping their hooves into the floor. A wobbly smile appears on your lip. As your watery eyes looks at the remaining two drinks, you can feel their cheering backing you up. Though your throat is burning, you feel great. They want you to win. They're cheering for you. You're going to win this.

"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!"

Instantly spinning around, you see Rainbow resting on top of an excited crowd carrying her. All of her glasses are empty, and she's flashing you a smile more arrogant, more cocky than you have ever seen. Her eyes have turned slightly red, and she looks exhausted. But still, she won.

Admitting defeat, you slump to the floor and take a few deep breaths. From above you, you see the face of the bartender sticking out over the counter.

"Too much for ya?" he laughs. He has a big, boomy voice, matching his frame.

"What the hell is that, anyway?" you ask, your voice croaky.

He flashes you a smile and nods. "Welcome to Ponyville." His head disappears back behind the counter, and you're left sitting there.

"Well." You look up. It's her. "I guess not everyone can be as awe... awesome as me."

Lowering your head, you cough. The burning is thankfully dissipating quickly, but you still wish for it to fade completely.

"Yeah, yeah", you croak. "You won."

"Of courshe I did! I'm the most awesomest pony ever!"

You look back up. Something about her slurry words catches your attention. The sight you're greeted with are a pair of increasingly bloodshot eyes and a skewed, cocky smile. Even worse, you notice her wings. They aren't stuck to her body as usual. Both of them are sticking out just a bit, as were she ready to fly.

"Hey, RD?" you chuckle. "Feeling drunk?"

"Pfft! No!" She waves a hoof in the air, but comically fails to find the floor, stumbling around for a second. "Like I would get drunk from such little."

"Sure", you say, now sporting a smile of your own. "I guess you won't mind finishing my shots then."

Rainbow's eyes widen and she quickly looks to the two full glasses on the counter, then back to you. "Ehehe... I'll, uh, drink them later."

As you watch her, you notice her wings stiffening even further. As you turn your eyes to one of them, she notices. Her cheeks turn just a slight shade of red, and she fumbles with a hoof to push each wing back against her body.

"Too much training", she chuckles nervously.

"Right", you nod with a smile. "So what do you want to do now, Ms. Champion?"

"Let's, uh..." She shakes her head gently. "Let's go find a table."

Grinning to your self, you bow. "Lead the way, champ."

You swear you hear her grumbling, but she does her part and takes the lead, though she does so very wobbly. Walking in a straight line seems like an actual task for her now. You find it pretty adorable. With the acrobatics she's usually putting on, you find joy in watching her like this.

You're not sure how much you've actually had to drink, but you can feel the effects. You certainly feel capable of having far more, but there's no need to ruin Dash's moment of glory by outdrinking her. None at all.

Rainbow stumbles to an empty table and sits down. With a smile on your face, you sit down next to her, watching her hazy face with great entertainment. She's simply staring into the air, her eyes blank. The corners of her mouth have turned upwards into a little smile. It's the kind of smile you'd ever only see on Fluttershy's face. It's oddly cute on her.

After a moment of silence, you decide to up the ante. "Well, this is boring."

"What are you talk-talking about?" Rainbow asks slowly. "We're having fun!"

"Sure we are", you chuckle. "Let's go dance."

The moment the word leaves your mouth, you see her pupils shrink and her muscles tigthen. Especially the ones in her wings.

"W-What?" she chuckles nervously as she turns her head. "Dance?"

"Yeah. What, are you scared?"

Rainbow furrows her brows instantly, but not nearly to the same effect as she did before. She mostly looks slightly disgruntled rather than mad. With this adorable look of annoyance of her face, you start imitating a chiken, flapping your arms around and bawking.

"I'm not scared!" she exclaims loudly, eliciting snickering from the tables around you. "Let's go!"

She almost falls to the floor as she gets off her chair, but you contain your laughter. No reason to put more fuel on the fire that is Rainbow Dash's temper. Instead, you simply follow her. As you walk behind her, you can't help but look at her butt. It's swaying a hell of a lot more than usual. In fact, you can't help but feel she's intentionally shaking it for you. It's strangely enticing. You never noticed how cute her butt is. Not big, but so very firm and well toned.

"Hey!"

You shake your head and look up. Rainbow is facing you with oddly rose cheeks. A quick glance around tells you you're on the dance floor. Either that, or every pony around is having a seizure.

"Were we going to... hic, dance or what?"

"Oh, right", you mumble. You suddenly feel at a loss, but thankfully Rainbow fixes that by immediately setting off into a series of the weirdest dance moves you've ever seen. Granted, every pony you've ever seen dancing looks odd, but Rainbow seems particularly inept at the social activity.

Rather than letting her make a fool of herself, you join in on the fun. Though Rainbow isn't much good, you can't compliment yourself too much. You don't care, though; you're having fun. As you're giving it everything you've got, you notice a few mares eyeing you. Knowing their eyes are on you, you can't help but go a bit further with your moves. Well, calling it moves would be too much of a compliment.

What you can't help but notice, however, is Rainbow. Her wings are nearly fully extended, and she's shaking her body in an incredibly enticing way. Her eyes are closed; she seems to be paying no mind to you at all. You're pretty sure she isn't moving properly to the beat, but you don't care. All you can see is her firm hindquarters shaking and swaying, almost as if trying to hypnotise you.

As the two of you stand there on the dance floor, moving about like morons, you can't help but move closer. You inch forward, closing the gap between you and your friend. It isn't long before you find yourself practically touching the pegasus. She's so very close, but it isn't enough. A particular hardness in your pants is urging to you to move even closer. And for once in your life, you can't help but abide by its will..

It only takes one step and your groin is against her rump. The very moment the two of you touch, she stops dancing and turns her head. Her cheeks are bright red, and her eyes are filled with surprise. Her mouth is open, and you can tell her breath is staggered. For a brief moment, you are filled with regret. She's going to hate you. It'll take weeks for her to speak to you again. It's going to be terrible.

Then she bites her lip. Her eyelids flutter gently. She turns her head back, not looking at you. You wonder whether she's angry, sad, or perhaps even disgusted. All of that disappears the very moment she starts moving, however. It's slow at first. Her rump slides up and down your groin. You gasp sharply as she smothers your rock hard member with her firm butt.

You can't quite believe it, but your body starts moving on its own. Rather, the lower part of your body does. Your arms seems to be doing whatever they please, but you move your groin delicately and methodically, grinding it against Rainbow's ass. You're not certain, but she seems to be trembling. Furthermore, every time you push against her, wanting just a bit more, she pushes herself back into you.

The music blasts around you, drowning your eyes. Ponies are laughing, dancing, having fun. None of that, not a single thing, matters. To you, there is only Rainbow and the feeling of her pushing herself against you.

You open your eyes. The feeling is gone, and very suddenly so. Rainbow's ass, her sweet, firm butt is gone, and it leaves you wishing for more. What you open your eyes to see, however, is more than you could have ever dreamed for.

"T-This way", Rainbow stammers, her voice cracking and breathing ragged. She grabs a hold of your arm and drags you away from the dance floor. You barely register what's going on as she leads you away from the music, away from the ponies, and towards a door. With no regard for anything in front of her, Rainbow slams the door open, revealing the night in all its splendor.

You're not exactly sure where you are, but judging by the trashcans to your right, you're certain you went out the back. There is no time for further investigation, however, as Rainbow immediately grabs a hold of your neck as soon as the door closes behind you. She immediately pushes her muzzle against your face, pressing her lips furiously against yours.

Surprised by the sudden action, you moan into her mouth, which she promptly responds to with her own. She pushes herself even further against you, smothering you in her slippery lips. Though the kiss is sloppy, the heat from her mouth is intoxicating. You want it to continue forever, and you want to return the gesture.

Continue, however, it does not. Rainbow breaks the kiss almost as quickly as she initiated it. "T-Take me. Right here, ri-right now", she whispers, her voice covered with lust.

Barely recovering from the sudden kiss, you are surprised even further as Rainbow lets go of you and turns around. Not wasting any time, she lifts both her rump and tail, giving you a full view of her. Her lips are glistening, and you swear it's winking at you, as if inviting you in. It keeps going, the muscles moving about in a way you never knew possible. In this moment you truly understand the beauty of these ponies, fully appreciating everything they are.

You think she opened her mouth to say something, but you don't give her a chance. It's not by ill will, but you cannot help yourself. Your pants hit the floor and your member is freed. Instead of speaking, she simply moans as you place your head against her winking hole, immediately pushing against it. As soon as your head hits her wet flesh, pleasure shoots through your body. A stifled moan leaves your throat, but you don't stop.

Rainbow moans loudly underneath you as you push into her, inching your way into her crushingly tight hole. Already her muscles move, as were they tailored to your dick. One second they massage your shaft, clinging to it and covering you in her juices, and the other they're clamping down on you, making you unable to push further in. It feels as if she's trying to crush you, but you feel no pain. In fact, whenever she squeezes your dick, your vision becomes hazy and your body twitches uncontrollably.

Making the final stretch, you push all the way inside of her, noticably hitting her cervix with the tip of your head. "F-Fuck.. Dash..."

"More", she croaks. Her voice is quiet, but the lust is clear as day. "More..."

Being the gentleman that you are, you grant Rainbow her wish. You don't start off slow, gentle, or even nicely. With all the force and strength you can muster, you start thrusting. Rainbow immediately collapses underneath you, her head hitting the ground. Drool slips from the corner of her mouth, as does moans and whimpers.

Whether she's using her vaginal muscles on purpose or not, you're not sure. The feeling is, however, unlike anything you've ever experienced. With every thrust, she clamps down on your shaft, making the thrust that much harder. In order to fight this, you thrust into her with vigor you didn't know you had. Rainbow's entire body shakes every time you slam into her, as were she no more than a toy for you to use.

"Yesyesyesyesyesyes!" Her voice is a mix of moans and words, a blur of pleasure and lust. It is but fuel to the fire burning within you, driving you to push harder and faster, forcing her to the ground and taking everything you've got to give.

Without thinking, you slap her ass. She squeaks loudly in response, bringing a wide grin to your face. You slap her again, and this time, her cunt tightens even further than before. It sends shivers down your spine, but lasts only a brief second. With no second thoughts, you continue slapping her ass, turning it red slap by slap. Each is harder than the prior, and each increases the volume of her lust-covered whimpering.

You have no idea how long you've been ramming into her, but you love every second. The world around is a blur. The only thing you're sure of is your impending release. With every thrust it inches closer, and the spasms of her pussy only speeds up the process. In fact, her spasming seems to affect her whole body. It's only when a flow of her juices and the sound of her croaky moans erupt that you realise she has reached her peak.

Her body is giving out completely; even her rump falls to the ground. You're not done with her, however, and you keep thrsting. As she's lying down, her eyes in the back of her skull, you punish her hindquarters with both your hand and dick. Her moans are ragged, and her body is twitching. Every time you slide out of her, her juices leak onto the ground. The sight is enticing, and your eyes are fixed on it.

"Fuck, Dash!" you call out. As you near your peak, you put in the extra effort, slamming into her with renewed vigor. She simply whimpers underneath you. You don't care, you just want it. You want to finish the job.

Burying yourself inside of her, you let it all out. With a groan you shoot load after load deep inside of her. Rainbow moans quietly underneath you, biting her lip and closing her eyes. She takes every single load like a true champ, soaking it up with her eager cunt. You nearly collapse as your body relaxes, but manage to keep yourself above the drooling pony.

Your balls twitch as the last strands of semen are shot into Rainbow. Waves of exhaustion hit your body, and you pull out of her. A mixture of spunk and juices leak out of her cunt, dripping down onto the ground. She's a mess, and it brings a smile to your face to see. You lean against the wall behind you and watch her for a bit, slowly puttong your pants back on.

Rainbow is the first to get up. Her wings have finally settled, but her legs aren't so lucky. It looks as if she can barely stand. After the treatment you gave her, you wouldn't be surprised if she had to fly constantly for the next few days. Still, she managed to keep herself up, and she walks over to you.

"That wash... aweshome", she chuckles quietly. You can smell the alcohol on her breath and taste it as she gives you a quick kiss. "I'm gon-, gonna head out."

She starts walking away. "Need sleep... Headache...", she mumbles.

You watch her stumble through the street with a smile on your face. It takes her a while to realize flying is the better option, though it is amusing to see her disoriented self trying to navigate the skies.

Waking up is the worst ordeal you've been troubled with. Rather than being greeted with a nice morning, you're met with a thundering headache and bright sunshine in your eyes. You lift an arm to shield yourself from the horrible rays, but in the process you hit something soft. A rush of panic courses through you, and you turn your head to find an extremely surprising sight.

In your bed, nestled under the covers is some mare you've never seen before. Her hair is blue and her body white. A smile is on her face, and she's sleeping tightly.

"What the fuck..." you mumble.

You're in no shape to solve this mystery, and you opt instead to get out of bed. Doing so, however, is much more difficult than you thought it would. Especially with the bottles littering the floor. Covering your face in your hands, you sigh heavily.

"Food..." you groan to yourself.

Getting through the minefield of glass, you waddle through your home, finally getting to the fridge. Your stomach is growling, and you open the door with glee. Empty. Of course. Anger rises quickly within you, but you don't have the strength to slam the door shut. Instead, you do the only sensible thing; get dressed and leave the stranger in your bed to go get some food.

Streets are pretty horrible, you find. At least with a hangover. Ponies are too loud, and your feet hurt. You should have stayed in bed. At least it isn't much further until the market. Though pony food isn't amazing, you could go for anything right about now.

"Hey, Anon!"

You look around, seeing nothing. You are definitely not in the mood for pranks, and you can already feel yourself getting mad.

"Up here."

"O-Oh. Hey, Dash."

Upon seeing her, you feel nervous. You can't even find the strength to look her in the eye. Instead, you look around at all the other ponies passing you by. At least until she lands in front of you and forces you to make eye contact.

"Thanks for a fun night", she says with a genuine smile. "Beat you good in that drinking competition, though."

"Heh, yeah", you chuckle nervously. "Sure did."

"Uhm, so, I have a question", she says quietly. Your muscles tigthen and your throat turns dry. "Did I, uh, did I hook up with a stallion last night?"

"W-What?" you blurt out, almost a gasp.

"Yeah, I don't really remember. I just woke up this morning feeling, uh... sticky." Now it's her turn to stare awkwardly at everything but you.

"Uh..." you start, unsure of what to say. "Not that I saw."

"Really?" she asks curiously, returning her gaze to you. "Weird. Oh, well. Thanks anyway. We should totally do that again soon!"

She zooms up into the air, waving a hoof at you once. You wave back, staring at her as she flies through the air with grace. You watch until she disappears behind a building in the distance, doing her usual over-the-top loops and corkscrews.

"Yeah... we should."