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O.C., the pony, looked at his screen, one eyebrow raised in confusion. Before him a long list of rules and regulations appeared, at the bottom of which, in bold letters read: Problems Submitting? Make sure your story is at least 1,000 words long and has a short description provided. He, of course, knew about this rule from before, but thought he could slip his story in unnoticed. He did not know that his story would be shut down before it saw the light of day.

"Woe is me!" He cried.

"A genius fanfiction! Soiled by.... uh... FLIM-fiction! (A fictional website. any similarities between this and FIMfiction are dumb. and I hate them.)

A single tear fell from his eye.

"Why? How could this happen?" He sobbed on the floor.

"WHY DO YOU HAT ME GOD!" His fists pounded on the floor.

Then, an idea. As brilliant as it was fantastic.

"Write more words!" It all seemed so simple now.

"Wait!" he realized. "It said in the rules you can't write filler to increase word count. And there's risk of permanent ban!"

He dropped back to his knees. Hopelessness enveloping him once more.

A wild thought appeared.

What if it's a story!

"What?" he responded.

What if you fill the word count with an actual story? Then it's not filler, it's another story.

"My God you're a genius," He elated.

I know.

There's no time to waste!

He sprang up and returned to his laptop.

Only one thing left to ponder.

What would he write about...