Pony Multiverse Fun Time

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Sex, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 1031

Handsome multiverse travelers save Equestria, by helping all the most important lonely mares.

Handsome multiverse travelers save Equestria, by helping all the most important lonely mares.

Warning: Sex and general stupidness.

Should not be taken seriously, it's meant to be stupid.

Published 2014-02-16 16:50:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-16 16:50:04 UTC

Love Saves Equestria

It was a dark time of no sex in the magical land of Equestria, for even all the most notable important Ponies weren't getting any sex, including even the Princesses. If nothing were to come to the aid of these lonely Ponies soon , the entire universe will explode for some reason and destroy all life.

And to make things even worse Princess Celestia was about to turn into a evil genocidal monster, with a hatred for anyone with a small penis. Whom had plans to turn everyone in the entire multiverse into Ponies with giant penises, because a evil sex demon was about to take control over her.

One such important Pony was Twilight Sparkle, the sexy purple unicorn was in bed crying like a bitch, because nopony wanted to have a gang bang with her.

But that all changed when there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Adolf Hitler, Justin Bieber and the robot Bender. While Adolf Hitler's and Bender's had tall and mighty penises, Justin Bieber had a tiny weak small penis.

"Go away Justin Bieber." shouted Twilight.

Justin Bieber cried like a bitch and disappeared in a blinding flash of light. And was soon replaced by Nicolas Cage walking in, whom had a gigantic penis, that was far bigger than Adolf Hitler's and Bender's penises combined.

"Schauen dass Esel!" shouted Adolf Hitler.

"Fuck off Hitler, I go there first." said Bender.

Hitler crossed his arms while the robot lit himself up a cigar, using his middle finger as a lighter.

"Sexy unicorn, do you require our services?" said Nicolas Cage curiously.

"Yes! What are you waiting for gentlemen?! Fuck me!" she shouted.

Adolf Hitler climbed onto the bed and stuffed his terrifying penis down the sexy unicorn's throat, while Bender went underneath her and fucked her pussy with his giant steel cock, followed by Nicolas Cage going from behind to grab her sides and fuck her up the butthole with his massive monster cock.

Meanwhile, Rarity, the sexy white unicorn was lying in bed masturbating with a giant dildo, which she thrust in and out of her pussy with her horn's magic.

"Oh, if only some handsome sapient lobsters would come." she said sadly.

There was a blinding flash of light in front of her bed, followed by the appearance of three red sexy lobster men, known as Zoidberg, each with massive monster cocks.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted the three Zoidbergs as they clicked their claws excitedly.

Rarity gasped in joy at the three handsome lobsters before her bed.

"Fuck me, crab men!" she shouted.

With that the three sexy lobsters came upon her, one fucked her up the butthole, one up the pussy from underneath her and one stuffed his giant cock down Rarity's throat.

Rarity moaned sexfully as the three lobster men slammed into her with their fearsome giant cocks.

Rainbow Dash was masturbating in bed, whom held a picture of a naked Richard Nixon, whom was lying in bed in a seductive pose with a massive penis.

"Arooo!" howled a manly wolf.

"Is that you Nixon?" she squealed. Nixon in werewolf form walked into the room, with a massive penis at the ready. "Oh, Nixon!"

"Arooo!" Nixon howled. "I'm here to redeem myself as a bad president, by fucking a rainbow Pony."

"Oh fuck me now!" she shouted.

The werewolf jumped onto Dashie and fucked her up the butthole with his massive terrifying penis while he howled like a wolf.

"Arooo!" he howled as he fucked the rainbow Pony up the butthole.

Elsewhere Pinkie Pie was already been fucked by three Zoidbergs with massive penises in all holes in bed. But Applejack and Fluttershy, were yet to be fucked.

***

Applejack was in a barn lying on on pile of hay and crying because no one has fucked her yet.

"But, I thought, I was the most sexy Pony?!"

"But you are. For I am Jesus!" said a sexy voice.

Applejack turned around and gasped in shock when she saw Zoidberg Jesus, Robot Santa and Spongebob, all with giant monster cocks.

"You have been a very good and sexy Pony." said Robot Santa.

Applejack blushed.

"Yay, we get to have sex with a Pony!" shouted Spongebob excitedly.

"Fuck this Earth Pony hard!" she shouted while waving her fine big butt at them.

Zoidberg Jesus stuffed his giant cock down the sexy Pony's throat, while Spongebob went underneath her and fucked her up the pussy, followed while Robot Santa fucking her big butt with his terrifying steel cock up the butthole.

And now even Fluttershy was being fucked by three Zoidbergs, each with massive penises in all holes in bed.

And finally, it was just the two Princesses that needed to be fucked in order to save the universe and stop Princess Celestia from becoming a genocidal monster.

***

In Canterlot, Princess Celestia was crying while sat on her throne.

"Nopony wants to fuck me!" There was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Chuck Norris, whom was dressed like a cowboy with his massive terrifying penis at the ready. "Wait, but I thought all Humans had small penises!" she shouted.

"Not true, milady."

"Yay! Fuck me now Chuck Norris!" she screamed as she slapped her butt waving it invitingly at him.

"Yes, milady."

Elsewhere, Princess Luna in bed was already been fucked in all three holes by another three Zoidbergs, each with massive penises.

And so the sexy Pony universe was saved by sexy multiverse travelers and all the most notable Ponies of importance in all the magical land of Equestria were being fucked by their dream gentlemen from across the multiverse.

And Princess Celestia was stopped from becoming a genocidal monster, with a hatred for Humans, because they had small penises. Whom had plans to invade Earths across the multiverse and turn all Humanity into smiling pastel Ponies with gigantic penises, using a potion called Pony With Giant Penis Conversion Potion.

Fortunately, Chuck Norris's mighty massive penis had saved Humanity yet again, by destroying the demon that was going to take control over her with the power of love.

The End