My Little Pony and... South Park?

by RaynaOfTheDead

This isn't my home...

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Cartman woke up on a cloud feeling extremely dizzy.

"Ugh... Where am I?" He mumbled as he tried to stand up. Then he realised... He had hooves. Cartman cursed and almost fell off the cloud.

"What? Hooves? Am I a... a PONY?" He felt something on his baack, and turned around to see that he had wings. Sure they were tiny, but he had freaking wings! He attempted to fly, and managed to hover for a few seconds before slamming into the cloud. He hopped off the cloud and floated down to the ground before going into Ponyville to find Kyle, get $10 and gloat about his wings.

Rainbow Dash was awoken by a delicious smell.

"Huh? Where am I?" She saw her hands "WHAT am I?" She sat up and realised that she was in someone's bedroom lying on the floor. She got to her feet, which instantly made her feel a little dizzy. She decided to figure out what she was as soon as she figured out where she was.

"Eric honey, I got you KFC!" She heard a voice from downstairs say. Maybe whoever had just spoken would know what the heck was going on and where her friends were.

"Hello? Are you okay?"

"What? GAH!!! Who... who are you? Where am I?" Tweek instantly began to panic.

"Oh, I'm so sorry to have startled you! I don't know who you are, but I can tell you that you're in Sugarcube corner, the finest bakery in Ponyville!"

"Ponyville?" Then, he realised that he was talking to a chubby blue pony with a swirly pink mane. Then, he realised that he WAS a pony.

"AHH! PONIES? I CAN'T BE A PONY! THAT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"

Before the pony could respond, Tweek galloped out of the bakery in a panic. Although he was panicking about being a pony, Tweek hoped that his friends would be somewhere in Ponyville so that they could all think of a way to get back to South Park.

Coffee. A substance you should NEVER give to Pinkie Pie. But now there was a huge mug of the stuff right in front of her. In Equestria they had to make it against the law for Pinkie Pie to drink coffee, so naturally she was excited. She didn't even take the time to realize that she was an entirely different species, she just was excited to have coffee at last. You've probably already guessed that this won't end well.

Kyle felt like he was going to vomit as he woke up on a hard wooden floor.

"What the... Where am I?" Then he heard a noise behind him that sounded like his baby brother, Ike.

"Ike, is that you? Where are you?" He turned around only to see that Ike was a baby dragon, and he was a unicorn!

"Oh my God! What's happened to us?" Kyle asked his brother, but he was too shocked to answer. Kyle and Ike had no idea what was going on, but they knew that they were in some kind of library. They also knew that panicking wouldn't help at all, and that they should find Cartman so he could make another portal and get them back home.

"Twilight?" Said Spike, feeling nervous. "I think you're a human

again!"

"WHAT? Oh sweet Luna, not again!" Twilight instantly jumped to her feet.

"I think you are too, Spike! But... There's something weird about you..."

You see, Spike actually looked like your average South Park Canadian which was why Twilight thought he looked a bit strange. They both looked around the room they were in, but it just looked like a normal bedroom to them.    "Oh, Spike, we need to get our friends and get home now!" Twilight sighed before they both left the room to find out where every pony else was.

Who was this mysterious pony lying in the middle of Sweet Apple Acres? Applebloom was about to go get Big Macintosh, but then the pony started to wake up. He looked around, confused. He saw Applebloom and groaned. With weird stuff happening in South Park almost daily, Stan thought that seeing a yellow, talking pony was practically normal. He even thought that BEING a talking pony was normal compared to living in South Park!

"Who are you?" Applebloom asked Stan, who stood up and walked over to her.

"I'm Stan, who are you and where am I?"

"I'm Applebloom and this is Sweet Apple Acres..." But before she could offer him some apples to get a cutie mark (Of giving ponies apples) he trotted off to find Cartman. "If that fatass could get us here, he can get us back..." Stan thought to himself as he walked into Ponyville.

"Stan? Are you upstairs?" Applejack heard as she was trying to get used to her new body. She guessed that Stan could have been one of the humans she saw in the white void before she fell unconcious. She decided to go and talk to whoever had just spoken, because maybe they could help her find Twilight and get back to Equestria.

Kenny woke up, wondering what Cartman's silly experiment had done to him. He looked around the room, which looked very clean and he guessed was some kind of fashion shop. He caught sight of himself in one of the many mirrors and realised that he was a unicorn. Kenny, who didn't really mind being a unicorn, decided to explore this little boutique some more before trying to get back to South Park.

Rarity had a lot to panic about. The fact that she was a human shocked her, but being in a filthy room (in Rarity's eyes) was the worst possible thing that could happen. She tried to calm down and analyse her surroundings, and saw a little closet. She opened it. In the closet she saw a pile of weird magazines, a Batman costume and some other things she had no idea how to describe. "Oh sweet Celestia, why is this happening to me?" She cried to herself. Suddenly, the door opened and a little girl, holding a doll, walked in.

Butters was flapping his magnificent wings; he was trying to comprehend what had actually happened to him! Just like his friends, he had been turned into one type of pony (in this case, a pegasus). He was in a pretty little cottage full of adorable little animals who were scared at first, but now knew he was as harmless as their owner, Fluttershy. Although he wanted to stay in this lovely place, Butters knew that he had to get back home somehow, so he left the cottage and walked towards Ponyville to see if his friends were there.

Fluttershy woke up on a comfortable bed. Sitting up, she realised that she was a human and fell off the bed in shock. After getting over her scary realisation, Fluttershy left the room and walked downstairs. As she went to open the front door, it swung open and Butters' parents walked in.

Everybody began to explore the place they had been transported to (The ponies turned to humans explored South Park and the boys turned to ponies explored Ponyville).

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