My Little Pony and... South Park?

"Girls, don't be ridiculous! That noise was NOT a guinea pig!" Rarity yelled at them. But then a guinea pig crashed through the school's wall.

"Oh sweet Celestia!" They all cried as they ran out of the room as quick as possible, followed by Mr.Mackay. Unfortunately for them, there were many more guinea pigs outside. Whichever way they were going to run, a guinea pig stood in their way. The only way to go was into the forest. They ran and they ran and they ran as fast as their little legs could carry them, before stopping to catch their breath.

"What are we gonna do? Who the heck's gonna save us?" Pinkie Pie asked her friends. This world had no Celestia, no elements of harmony and no magic! Suddenly, Fluttershy had an idea. A thought of who could save them. The lord and saviour, Jesus Christ.

"Jesus Christ? JESUS. CHRIST? How can you be sure he even exists, Fluttershy?" Twilight asked when Fluttershy told them her idea.

"I have faith that he definitely exists, which is why I'm going to ask you to kill me so I can get into Heaven, talk to Jesus and ask him to save us." She said, and before any of her friends could protest she ran into the trees to find a wolf to kill her. And one most certainly did.

Fluttershy woke up in a field of clouds.

"Perfect." She thought "I'm here." Before any Mormons could welcome her and ask her if she wanted to watch a play about how stealing hurts you and others, she ran off into the distance, looking for Jesus.

"Jesus!" She called "Please help me!" And then, thankfully, Christ appeared before her.