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Headless, not Heartless

by Thadius0
Most people wouldn't think dressing up as an optional boss would land them in Equestria. Most people would be right. Most people aren't me. Most people still have their bloody head!

I was known as Frank DeFontaine. I was going to a Halloween party. I was a pretty intelligent kid, starting my first college term, and decided a little dress-up couldn't hurt.
My buddy Richard got involved, though. And like everything, he took it a bit too far. This time, I didn't say no, though. I really should have.
Next thing I know, we're going all-out on making my Dullahan costume. Because he's my favorite optional boss, and all.
Really shoulda known something was up when that guy behind the counter just so happened to have a sword that fit our specifications perfectly.
Next thing I know, I'm in Equestria. And I'm missing a head.
Sakes, I could use a drink. And a neck.
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Featured on 2/19/2014.
I'd like to leave it at "Holy mother of-!" but that doesn't capture what I'm feeling!

Teen
Complete
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Adventure
 
DPMPO

44105 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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25 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 - Heading out 2014-02-16 23:33:19 UTC
    1378
  2. Chapter 2 - Heads up 2014-02-17 14:18:45 UTC
    1379
  3. Chapter 3 - Two heads are better than none 2014-02-18 16:48:04 UTC
    2032
  4. Chapter 4 - Head of security 2014-02-19 07:04:33 UTC
    1607
  5. Chapter 5 - Keep a level head 2014-02-20 15:26:13 UTC
    2841
  6. Chapter 6 - Should probably see a head doctor 2014-02-21 15:03:29 UTC
  7. Chapter 7 - Head count: Between Large and Massive 2014-02-23 21:25:18 UTC
    3174
  8. Chapter 8 - Headaches are a part of any new community 2014-02-25 16:29:10 UTC
    2150
  9. Side Chapter 1 - Cross and Stripes 2014-03-05 20:56:20 UTC
  10. Chapter 9 - Watch your head, that first step's a doozy 2014-02-27 00:12:28 UTC
    2239
  11. Chapter 10 - Headstrong 2014-03-01 18:34:27 UTC
    2728
  12. Side Chapter 2 - A shoulder to lean on 2014-03-03 07:08:48 UTC
    2158
  13. Chapter 11 - A Heady Brew or Two 2014-03-02 23:29:00 UTC
  14. Side Chapter 3 - Laying some Common Groundwork 2014-03-24 20:04:48 UTC
    1615
  15. Side Chapter 4 - A little hothead 2014-03-04 17:02:10 UTC
    2759
  16. Chapter 12 - It all comes to a Head 2014-03-06 07:06:38 UTC
  17. Side Chapter 5 - Fluffy's day out 2014-03-12 17:20:30 UTC
    1680
  18. Chapter 13 - Head Games 2014-03-13 06:10:59 UTC
  19. Chapter 14 - Don't lose your head 2014-03-16 01:26:45 UTC
    2202
  20. Chapter 15 - Getting ahead of yourself 2014-03-18 06:05:45 UTC
    2011
  21. Chapter 16 - Opening jarheads 2014-03-22 06:03:36 UTC
    2154
  22. Chapter 17 - Making headway 2014-03-25 06:11:18 UTC
    2241
  23. Chapter 18 - Get it through your thick head 2014-03-26 08:04:04 UTC
    1901
  24. Side Chapter 6 - The Final Trial 2014-03-29 02:41:27 UTC
    5856
  25. Chapter 19 - Off with his head! 2014-03-29 18:08:30 UTC