I have a crush on a human
Me and twilight went through the portal and saw a bright orange and white human. "Hello! This is Stampylongnose you can call me Stampy for short and you are!" Stampy said. "I'm Glimmer and your cute." I said. "I'm Twilight." Twilight said. "I know an awesome guy for you Twilight and his name is Jerry." Stampy said. "Okay where is he?" Twilight asked. "Over there." Stampy said. "
"Have some cake." Stampy said. We munched on white and red cake. "Oh yeah, welcome to Stampy's lovely world." Stampy said. "It's a pretty cool place." I said. "Thanks." Stampy replies. "You're cute." I said. "I know. Do you have a Stampy's hot buns where you live." Stampy said. "Yes, its only my favorite place to eat in the ice district." I said. "You have one in Equestria?" Stampy asked. "Yes." I said.
"I didn't know it was that famous." Stampy said. "You're quite popular in the ice district we love minecraft there so we watch your videos all the time and we built a Stampy's hot buns in the ice district." I said.