Oneshots and Rewords

by Rainb0wDashie

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Random
Length: 5084

A fanfic collection of one shots and rewordings written by Rainb0w Dashie

This is a fanfic collection of one shots and rewordings written by Rainb0w Dashie. The fanfics that end up in this collection are either stories that Dashie wasn’t pleased with, are unfinished, or were sampled from other works of fiction and reworded with ponies. The point of this collection is to not claim ownership of what has been written, but to serve as an example of Dahsie’s imagination and/or writing style and should still be enjoyed as if they were legitimate works of (fan)ficiton.

Published 2014-02-17 06:10:08 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-23 13:08:12 UTC

[Oneshot ] A Poem on an Angel's Grave

[Oneshot ] A Poem on an Angel's Grave

A poem on an angel's grave
[sad][dark]
Starring: Pinkie Pie, Rarity

Rarity and Pinkie Pie were at the cemetery; standing side by side and tracing the engraving of a familiar name with their eyes. Unable to think of anything they could say to each other, they simply stood there, staring at the headstone and sharing a moment in silence together; But before too long it was interrupted by a clap of thunder from the brewing storm clouds that were being gathered over Ponyville by the local weather-team.

"Pinkie. We really should be leaving soon." Rarity said. "It's about to storm... And besides, we've already been here for a few hours and my hooves are starting to hurt from all this standing."

"I guess we should." Pinkie Pie said. "It's just..." Pinkie's sentence trailed off as she looked at the encroaching storm clouds, then the headstone, and finally back at Rarity.

"It's just what, darling?"

"Nothing..." Pinkie said, dejected.

The idea of death frightened Pinkie, and death was probably nothing: no earth, no ponies, no light, no time, no thing. Pinkie looked at her hoof; It was taught and square, and covered with fine pink hairs. She imagined the hoof as it would be when she was dead: limp, pale, and turning to earth. She stared for a long time at the hoof which was certain to be the earth’s one day. Decayed and nothing. She was chilled by a cold animalistic fear.

“Nothing.” Pinkie repeated woodenly. "Let's just get back to town."

"What's wrong, Pinkie?" Rarity wrapped her hoof around her friend's neck. "If something is bothering you, you can tell me."

"I just want to stay a little longer...” Pinkie said without meeting Rarity’s gaze. “That's all."

The wind picked up and set the cemetery's gate creaking against its hinges; the gates whined as the two ponies returned to their silence. The breeze stirred the air as the sky darkened, and brought the autumn leaves spinning like golden coins down onto the ground. The breeze whipped past the two ponies and knocked over the flower vases at the base of the headstone. Rarity knelt down to fix the flowers when she noticed a folded piece of paper under one of the vases; Flapping in the tail of the wind that was now ending somewhere on the horizon.

"What's that?" Pinkie asked as she watched Rarity unfold the paper.

"It’s, a poem!"

Rarity read the poem with a quiet determination. When she glanced up, Pinkie was watching her, an oily shine in her eyes. In them, Rarity saw the reflection of the headstone behind her, the crimson horizon, and the anorexic tangle of flowers placed against the headstone.

“I think somepony left it during the funeral. Do you want to read it?” Rarity asked, extending the poem towards Pinkie.

Pinkie jumped as if pulled out of a daydream. She looked down at the piece of paper held in the cleft of Rarity’s hoof then back up. Rarity looked at Pinkie expectantly.

“Do you want to read it?” Rarity repeated.

Oh.. Uh, sure.” Pinkie stammered, her heart skidding. “I was just thinking about something and you kinda scared me.”

Pinkie grabbed the poem from Rarity and began to read:

A creature made of sunshine,
Her eyes were like the sky.
Rabbits howl like something old as we twitch to her lullaby.
The scalpel shines in god's sunshine,
The streetlights whisper pain,
Down here near the poison stream our god has gone insane.

She smiled like a child with flowers in her hair,
With blood on her hooves into the sun she stared.
She felt it die, I heard her cry.

She smiled like a child with flowers in her hair,
With blood on her hooves into the sun she stared.
She felt it die, I heard her cry.

Like the scream of the butterfly.

Warm rain, like judgement, began to descend slowly from the sky; a few drops landed on the poem, soaking into the parchment and causing the ink to run. Pinkie refolded the poem and placed it under one of the vases so it wouldn’t be damaged by the rain.

“I think we should start heading back to town now.” Rarity said worryingly.

“I think we should too.” Pinkie agreed. “It’s a pretty far walk back to Sugarcube Corner and it’s already starting to rain harder.”

“You could spend the night at Carousel Boutique if you’d like” Rarity said as the the two ponies started to walk away. “You can stay in the guest bedroom and if the weather is nice, we can come back and visit her tomorrow.”

“I guess you’re right.” Pinkie gave a half-smile. “What’s the use in getting all wet when we can come back when it’s all sunny?”

Pinkie looked towards the grave as the two ponies reached the cemetery gates
and began to wave.

“Bye Fluttershy! We’ll see you tomorrow!”

[Reword] On Impulse

On Impulse
[Slice-of-Life][Tragedy]
Staring: Pinkie Pie, Poundcake

Reword of: parts or a chapter from the novel Surrender with some OC thrown in. (~65% OC)

Pinkie Pie opened her eyes to the sounds of morning rain; a staccato of light taps against her windows and thunder rolling across the clouds above Sugarcube Corner. She laid silently underneath her tangled blankets and listened to the thunder as subsequent flashes cut through the dim light that filled her room with its cold fluorescence.

"Some day for a storm, huh?" Pinkie asked aloud to herself. "The Pegasus ponies sure have outdone themselves this morning."

Pinkie freed herself from her blankets and trotted over to her window and looked outside: The rain was pelting the window, pitter-pattering between gusts of wind and snaking down the glass towards the windowsill.

It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the tops of rain gutters in such a hurry to hit the Earth that it has no time to flow down the spout. The town’s sewer drains were filled to capacity, some even blocked with leaves and twigs, so that huge puddles made lakes in the streets.

The town square was deserted, save for a hoof-full of ponies with identities hidden behind umbrellas and raincoats frantically galloping through the puddles; irritated that the Weather Team had disrupted their hurried day.

Pinkie was mesmerized by the rainfall: The wet sounds, the cold smell, the goosebumps rising on her body. It all reminded her of the many times her and her mother would get caught in the stormy weather on their trips to town:

“Mom, let’s run through the rain.” Pinkie said
“What?” Mom asked.
“Let’s run through the rain.” Pinkie repeated.
“No, honey. We’ll wait until it slows down a bit”

Pinkie waited another minute and repeated her statement.

“Mom. Let’s run through the rain.”
“We’ll get soaked if we do.” Mom said.

The lightning danced across the sky like yellow cobwebs and the thunder echoed off the sides of houses, pulling pinkie out of her trance. She got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world so easily that she didn’t even notice that her warm breath had already fogged up the window. She raised a hoof to the glass and wiped the fog away; Shivering as the cool water that gathered at the edge of her hoof forced her to draw it back.

Pinkie returned her gaze back towards the stormy town and was fading into another memory when then came a knock at her bedroom door.

“Pinkie,” Mr. Cake said, poking his head into the room. “Cupcake isn’t feeling well this morning so I’m going to be doing the delivery by myself.”

After the pregnancy, Mrs. Cake became the victim of frequent migraines that could shatter her for days. The curtains would be drawn in her bedroom, the sheets of her big bed turned back, and the door inflexibly closed. Pinkie liked to imagined Mrs. Cake in the dimness of her bedroom, lying motionless as an effigy, and the shape of her pain as that of a shut door.

“Would you be able to take care of the twins today?” Mr. Cake asked.

Experience told Pinkie what he meant. She was to keep the twins quiet, because If their fussings were to invade Mrs. Cake’s room, her head would surely cave in or explode.

“I’ll take care of them.” Pinkie said. “It’s raining pretty bad today, so all my plans have been cancelled.”

“Oh, thank you Pinkie!” Mr. Cake said half frantic, half relieved. “Be sure to help Cupcake if she needs anything, too.”

Mr. Cake Departed and Pinkie was left with the door-of-pain and the twins, who were cooing peacefully in their cribs. When Pinkie heard the door click shut behind Mr. Cake, she wandered the hallway aimlessly, savoring the sound of the raindrops falling on Sugarcube Corner’s rooftop. It was rhythmic and purposeful, like morse code sent down from the clouds. She wished she could decipher it. She wished it was a message meant just for her, a plan or some gentle permission that might inspire her to do something great or to be something greater than what she already was.

Pinkie decided to give the foals their breakfast early- Food sometimes made them sleepy and once they were asleep Pinkie would be more at liberty to enjoy her stormy morning.

Pinkie mashed a banana for Poundcake and warmed it on the stove, adding milk and a little sugar. She brought the meal and a cloth to the Poundcake’s bedroom, when she entered the room they grinned and snuffled to see her.

“Binkie!” Poundcake yelled, stretching his hooves through his crib towards Pinkie.

“Hush, hush, Poundcake” Pinkie breathed past the bars of his crib. “You’ll make mama angry if you make too much noise.”

She maneuvered Poundcake until he was propped upright and waved the bowl under his nose.

“Who’s hungry?” Pinkie grinned. “I brought some banana!”

Poundcake seemed eager, smacking his lips at the smell. When Pinkie brought the spoon to his mouth, however, he jerked his head away.

“Banana!” Pinkie reminded him. “You like bananas.”

Poundcake gazed at Pinkie with watery eyes, flapping his hooves in a fret.

Pinkie knew what the problem was. The foals couldn’t tell time, they didn’t even know what a clock was, but they knew it isn't breakfast time. Their lives ran to a routine and they liked it that way. Routine gave their early existence some order, and by bringing Poundcake breakfast early Pinkie was undermining the mainstay of their world.

She’d known Poundcake wouldn’t like it, and expected him to fight. But this morning was like none other for Pinkie and she was selfishly determined to make it last.

“Just eat it.” Pinkie begged. “Banana, see look!”

Pinkie zoomed the spoon into her own mouth and ate a dollop of the creamy mess. Poundcake squeezed his eyes shut, whimpering flutily. Pinkie put the spoon to his lips and he batted it blindly away, splattering banana on the rubber sheets of his crib.

“Please, Pound?”

Sometimes he could be asked nicely, and he would comply, not this morning: he thrashed his head. Pinkie thought perhaps he wanted to be alone. He’d be no harm in his crib and she could make regular rushes from the window to his crib to check if he was indeed all right.

She wiped the banana off the sheet, hauled up the crib wall, and trotted to the door. Poundcake whined and Pinkie hesitated. Looking back, Poundcake had his face jammed between the bars, he wanted her to stay.

“Pinkie’s busy, Poundcake.”

Poundcake stared at her with eyes like black stone and gave a short, shrill shriek. Pinkie cringed, shutting the door quickly and waving her hooves to quiet him.
“Pinkie’s busy, please be a good boy!”

He curled his lip and Pinkie knew he didn’t agree. Pinkie knew he was brewing a blood curdling scream that would wake Mrs. Cake and ruin the day. Pinkie thought fast. Maybe she could take him outside and watch the rain with her. She could carry him easily. He wasn’t allowed in the front yard but he couldn’t get far in the rear yard. He’d get wet, and covered in mud, but as least he would be quiet and away from Mrs. Cake.

She lowered the walls of his crib and slid her hooves under his.

“Poundcake come outside!” Pinkie enthused. “See the rain? See the clouds?”

Poundcake looked at Pinkie uncivilly and twisted himself away. Pinkie grappled for him, and Poundcake kicked at her and threw himself back like a mule. His head hit a post of the crib and he yelled with outrage, his face instantly awash with tears.

Pinkie clapped her forehooves, bounced on her back, made silly faces, any
thing to get Poundcake to stop scrying.

“Rainclouds!” Pinkie sang madly. “Come see the rainclouds, Poundcake!”

Pinkie reached out again, and Poundcake lashed at her. Although too young to wear horseshoes, Poundcake’s hooves were nonetheless strong as a full grown stallion and welted Pinkie’s cheek. The pain of it rocked through Pinkie. On impulse, her hoof came up and slapped him hard across the face.

Poundcake gasped, sucking in all the air in the room. He straightened his shouldered and filled the house with his scream. With one hoof pressed to her wounded cheek, she could only block one ear. Poundcake arched his back and screamed again. Pinkie put a hoof over his mouth and he jerked away, thrashing his hooves and screaming again. Pinkie felt a plasma of wetness between her hoof and her cheek.

Pinkie thought she heard mutterings from Mrs. Cake’s room already.

“Shh, shh,” Pinkie moaned, but the great tide of noise that Poundcake made drowned out her mousy sounds; he simply roared.

His mouth was stretched as wide as it would go, his lips were jaundice-yellow. Pinkie imagined his skull shattering beneath the force of his cries. Her hooves grabbed for the cloth and jammed it into his mouth.

Immediately, the crying was muffled, his eyes flew open in surprise. From Mrs. Cake’s room along the hall, Pinkie heard sounds. Her only thought now was to hide herself and the monster she had made out of Poundcake. She needed to put him somewhere that would contain his noise and keep him safe, and hide him until Mrs. Cake fell back asleep.

Poundcake was struggling to breath, his frail rib cage heaving. Pinkie wrapped her hooves around him and carried him from the crib. He was light and stunned and did not struggle. She carried him down the stairs and made her way through the house. Poundcake lay like a dog on Pinkie’s back, his face rosy and his hooves moving lostly in the air. The door to the laundry room was open and the door of the unused refrigerator that was kept in there was likewise off its latch.

Pinkie held Poundcake to her chest and used one of her backhooves to dislodge the refrigerator’s metal racks, which clanged one after another to the floor. In their place, Pinkie placed Poundcake, who fitted the space easily. He folded onto the refrigerator floor, his hooves tucked in his lap. Pinkie shut the door before he could escape. It swung and the rubber seal stuck tight.

Pinkie slumped against the refridgerator, panting.

When she gathered herself and stepped back to look, there was no sign of him. The fridge stood silent and white as a secret, and the house was mercifully quiet. Only her ears were ringing.

Pinkie figured it would take some time for Poundcake to calm down, so she went to the bathroom and looked into the mirror. Across her right cheek blazed a scarlet lump. She put a wet cloth to it and the coolness eased the pain. The mirror showed her hair bedraggled, her eyes shining with tears. Her hooves were trembling like jelly. She brushed her hair, washed her face, cupped her hooves beneath the faucet to drink.

Feeling better, Pinkie headed back to the laundry room. She would take Poundcake outside, or whatever he liked.

“Pinkie.”

Pinke whirled around on her hooves at the laundry room door. Mrs. Cake was standing behind, her long pink hair fanned at her shoulders. She wore a nightgown that reached the floor, its hem was baubled with dust-balls. Her gaze was distant and she leaned against the wall.

“What’s going on?” She asked. The words came out ponderously, one at a time.
“Nothing Mrs. Cake.” Pinkie breathed.

“What was that noise, Pinkie? I heard a noise.”

Pinkie’s throat was arid, her lips cracked. “I don’t think it was anything, Mrs. Cake.”

Mrs. Cake glanced at the backdoor.

“Where is Mr. Cake?”

“Out on a delivery.”

“Where is Poundcake?”

“In his room.”

Her eyes pecked like crows along the hall, her head craned slowly about. She stared down at Pinkie.

“You liar.” She said. “His room is empty, I walked past it just now.”

Pinkie felt blood her flooding through her body. In every direction was horror and lies. Her mind raced like a rat in a wheel and her heart squeezed, convulsed, and pained.

Mrs. Cake reached out a quivering hoof and laid it on Pinkie’s shoulder. She licked her lips and painstakingly said.

“What have you done with him, Pinkie?”

In an instant she composed a story and prepared herself to tell it, but first her eyes left Mrs. Cake’s face and dashed to the refrigerator. They touched it’s door and sprang away, a glance over in a second. But when she looked back at Mrs. Cake, she was not looking at Pinkie, but at the refrigerator.

“Pinkie.” She sighed.

“Yes Mrs. Cake?”

“... Where is Poundcake?”

Pinkie could not say, she could not dredge on the words. So she said,
“In the garden.”

There was a brief silence.

“Are you sure.”

Pinkie was terrified.

“Yes, He’s outside. I didn’t want him to wake you.”

Pinkie prayed Poundcake would stay quiet just a few moments more.

Mrs. Cake’s sights suddenly shifted, lurching back to Pinkie. She smiled thinly.

“I’m not well, I’ve been asleep all morning.”

Pinkie nodded vigorously and dared to say “You should go back to bed.”

Her smile lingered. “Should I?”

Pinkie swallowed, she was speechless. Mrs. Cake rocked vaguely, her hoof still on Pinkie’s shoulder.

“You’re a good babysitter, Pinkie.” She said.

She turned slowly as if she were old, and shuffled along the hallway. She did not know it, but Pinkie scurried in her wake. She wanted to be certain that she would disappear. She walked slowly, drifting through the hall, Pinkie almost bumped into her. But finally she reached her room and wafted through the door and it shut with a click. Pinkie pushed on it carefully and was certain it was closed.

Then Pinkie ran down the hall, almost skipping. When she opened the refrigerator door Poundcake fell out, like books spilling from a high shelf. At the same time, he seemed boneless, floppy as a rag. He somersaulted on the floor and lay still. His face was blue.

Pinkie pulled the cloth from his mouth. His eyes were swollen but not shut. Pinkie bit her lip. She shook him, tapped his chest, and spoke his name. She knelt on the floor beside him and didn’t know what to do. Small cat-like sounds piped up from her throat. She leaned very close to him and willed him to move. The wetness on his face had dried and marked his cheeks with snail trails. His hooves were perfect, tinged faintly blue. All around him rose the smell of sweet banana.

Pinkie dared not call Mrs. Cake. She sagged in the floor, paralyzed. She did not want to stay, yet didn’t dare to leave. She sensed that Poundcake was dead, but wasn’t sure if death was forever. It seemed best to stay nearby. So Pinkie and Poundcake stayed where they were while Mrs. Cake closed her eyes to the sounds of mourning rain: a staccato of light taps against her windows and thunder rolling across the clouds above Sugarcube Corner.

[Oneshot][unfinished] A Lovely Bath

[Oneshot][unfinished] A Lovely Bath

A Lovely Bath
[slice-of-life]
Starring: Fluttershy

Fluttershy stepped out of her robes and dipped a hoof into her bath water.

“Lukewarm.” she frowned, turning one of the faucets and released a stream of hot water into the tub, Her bathroom mirror steaming up her bathroom mirror in only a few moments. She dipped her hoof in again and smiled. “Just right!”

Fluttershy turned off the faucet and even added a pinch of bath salts to the tub, mixing them in and releasing a pleasant peach aroma into the air.

She sighed as she slid down into the water, stopping as the water came to her neck and watched as her silky-pink made floated listlessly across the surface. She wiggled her hooves under the water and let out a slight giggle as the movement of her hooves caused the water to ripple and displace her strands of hair.

Fluttershy swished the water around some more, dissolving the remaining bath salts into the water and rested her head against the end of the tub; savoring the warmth of the water and the sweet smell of fresh peaches.

After relaxing in the water for a while, Fluttershy grabber her lufa from its holder and selected one of the soaps from the collection she had gotten from Rarity earlier that afternoon. Rarity had just gotten back from a trip to Canterlot and had returned with several gifts for her friends; mostly sweet smelling soaps and mane-care products, but Fluttershy was appreciative of them and now had three modest sized tubs of bath salts and several new soaps to try.

Fluttershy had selected a lavender soap and lathered up her lufa and began to spread the soap across her yellow fur. She ran the lufa across her bac- hooves, lifting them out of the water one by one and gently coated them in the flowery soap.

She put her hooves back into the water, which was now filling with milky clouds as the sopa washed away, and stood up. She brought the lufa against her thighs and haunches, coating her entire lower body in soap and moved to her lower back and fore-hooves; sighing again as the aroma from the soap overtook her senses and brought her visions of herself spinning in lavender fields. It was a lovely bath.

***

After her bath, Fluttershy was feeling quite relaxed and decided it was time to get ready for bed. She slid into a pair of green-silk pajamas, another gift from Rarity, and looked them over in her bedroom mirror,. The pajamas clung tight to her form, not enough to make her uncomfortable but enough to accentuate the roundness of her flank and the curves of her mid-section. She blushed slightly as she caught herself looking at herself and turned her attention to her pet rabbit, Angel Bunny, who was sitting quietly in the corner having a carrot snack.

“What do you think, Angel?” She asked doing a slight model for her bunny friend “I kinda like them.”

Angel took a look from them and stuck his nose up in the air at them.

“Oh, do you not like the color?”

Angel didn't respond.

“Is it the fabric?”

Angel still didn't respond, and went back to eating his carrot.

Fluttershy examined her pajamas for any reason as to why her pet would dislike them. The fabric was of the more expensive silk Canterlot had to offer, the stitching was exquisite and professional, and they fit her form snugly and didn't bind in a single area. There wasn't a single thing wrong or defective about them; except for maybe one thing.

“Do you not like the bunny on them?”

On one of the back-hooves of the pajamas was a small white bunny stitched into the fabric in a rather cartoon-y fashion. Angel bunny stuck his tongue out in Fluttershy's direction.

“Silly bunny,” Fluttershy said trotting to her dresser. “That's not supposed to be you. That's just somebunny the designer stitched into the pajamas.”

Angel shrugged and finished his carrot and scampered up Fluttershy's bed and impatiently tapped the pillow.

“Just a minute, Angel.” Fluttershy said grabbing her hairbrush. “Mama's just gotta brush her hair and she'll be right to bed.”

Fluttershy quickly ran the brush through her mane and set it back on the dresser. She extinguished her bed-side lamp and gently remover her slippers at the foot of her bed and climbed under the covers.

Angel settled at a spot atop Fluttershy's pillow and snuggled against her as she slowly started to fade into dreamland.

“Goodnight Angel,” Fluttershy sighed. “Mamma loves you.”

[Oneshot] Fabric

Fabric
[slice-of-life]
Starring: Rarity, Sweetie Belle

was a speedfic I write during the Speedfic Writing / Reading panel at Trotcon 2014. Although I didn’t get a single vote on this story, I’m glad I was actually able to finish a fic, or come close enough to, that I’m actually proud of.

The theme was “Sweetie Belle vs Fabric” and I wrote this in a little over an hour.

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“They say a well-made suit can make or break a stallion, but the foundation of any good piece of clothing is what really matters.” Rarity said in her best impression of a teacher. “And that, Sweetie Belle, is fabric!”

The two unicorns were inside the workroom of Carousel Boutique; the biggest room in the entire boutique, not counting the living quarters, and the room that Rarity spent the bulk of her time in when not dealing with some other affair that was occupying her time.

She brainstormed and designed some of her finest arrays in this room, pitched entire clothing lines to other prominent designers and fashion scouts in this room, and she even discovered her life’s love of fashion and design in this room; which eventually led to her to the discovery of her cutie mark.

Although, when she had first aspired to become a great fashion designer, this room was nothing more than a simple show-room for old antiques and trinkets, as the building wasn’t always a boutique.

Before her acquisition of the land title deed, some time long before her sister had even been born, Carousel Boutique used to be a dusty old antique shop that her mother dragged her too one morning when she refused to go outside. Always the particular and fussy mare, even as a filly, Rarity was appalled by the throngs of unwashed masses the antique shop owners allowed to enter their shop. However, while trying to avoid a particularly portly stallion with an under-bit jaw, Rarity came upon an old-fashioned sewing machine being operated by the shop-owner’s wife.

it wasn’t the mechanics of the hoof-operated machine that captivated her, it wasn’t even the act of sewing itself. It was the fabric. The fabric, and how the mare was so seamlessly and delicately able to arrange different pieces into the skirt of a wedding dress; making the most beautiful layers she, to this day, had ever seen.

Rarity had always know the clothes ponies wear were hoof-made, but as a young fily, she had never witnessed them being made. And It was watching this mare when Rarity realized she too wanted to create clothing. Not just any clothing, she shuddered at the thought of the back-washed masses of Ponyville wearing something she made, but glamorous clothing. Clothing like the wedding dress the shop owner’s wife was making that morning so many years ago. Clothing with elegance and beauty that, to this day, she was still unable to re-create to be like the dress she watched being made.

But Rarity was not a foal anymore. She knew she was getting older and that she wouldn’t always be able to make dresses and elegant clothing. Even if she was unable to accomplish her goals, she wanted her sister, Sweetie Belle, to be at least be able to find her own passions and make her own goals; and if worse comes to worse she at least wanted Sweetie Belle to have a trade to fall back on if she was unfortunate enough to never discover her talents.

As such, Rarity was teaching Sweetie Belle everything she knew about dress-making.

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Due to time constraints I am unable to finish this story. Basically, Rarity gives Sweetie Belle a giant book of different fabrics listed in alphabetical order and tells her to read it. Sweetie Bell looks exasperated, pushed the book away, and says “Dumb Fabric”.

It would’ve been funny if I could finish it >:(

See more at: http://rainb0wdashie.com/fabric-by-rainb0w-dashie/#sthash.jpdLXfLr.dpuf

[Reword] Touch the Sky

Touch the Sky
[Tragedy][Dark]
Starring: Scootaloo, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle

Reword of: A segment from a chapter in the novel The Postmortal

Applebloom brought a ladder against the cannon, wired the charge, and dropped it in the bottom of the tube. After that, Scootaloo put on her helmet and advanced towards to the pony-missile silo. She turned to Applebloom and Sweetie belle.

"This is gonna work, right?" She asked.

"Absolutely!" Applebloom lied. "That thing'll shoot you right to the heavens!"

"Sweet!."

Scootaloo began scaling the ladder. Applebloom turned towards Sweetie Belle and shrugged. She had no real clue whether the charge would have the desired effect. At the top of the cannon, Scootlaoo jumped into the barrel and slid down to the ground. Applebloom asked Scootlaoo if she was ready.

"Let's fly, I want to touch the sky!"

Applebloom grabbed the charge remote and lept behind cover with Sweetie Belle. She opened the switch. Suddenly, the entire vibrant mood of the scene flicked off, an aura of unease and tension taking it's place. But Applebloom didn't allow it to linger for more than a split second. She plunged the button down, and the bottom of the cannon made a loud sneeze. A few stray bits of Scootaloo flew out of the top and landed on some of the surrounding concrete. The top of the cannon began to smoke, like a novelty-sized cigarette. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle rushed over and knocked on the side of the cannon.

"Scootaloo?"

There was no answer. Applebloom pushed on the side of the cannon until it fell to the ground. The two ponies looked in the opening at the bottom. Some of Scootlaoo remained, the rest was ash, never even close to touching the sky.