Dovahkiin And Twilight Sparkle Defeat The Reapers

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Science Fiction, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1042

Commander Shepherd thought he would have to make a bad deal with the Reapers to 'save' the galaxy. Luckily, Dovahkiin and Twilight Sparkle come to his aid. My very own Mass Effect 3 alternate ending.

Commander Shepherd thought he would have to make a bad deal with the Reapers to 'save' the galaxy. Luckily, Dovahkiin and Twilight Sparkle come to his aid.

My very own Mass Effect 3 alternate ending.

Warning: Human and Pony sex and general stupidness. Should not be taken seriously.

Published 2014-02-18 08:20:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-18 08:20:04 UTC

Dovahkiin And Twilight Sparkle Save The Galaxy

The fate of the entire galaxy was at stake. For the Reapers had almost every planet under attack in the galactic community in the Milky Way galaxy. The Reapers, were giant, near unstoppable machine cuttlefish, that could fire huge lasers to destroy stuff.

The Human Commander Shepard, whom was the last hope for the galaxy was injured lying on a metal floor within a strange room. Out in space, Humanity and it's alien allies were fighting the Reapers for the survival of them all. Shepard just had to make one last important decision to save the galaxy from the evil cuttlefish machines.

"Wake up." said a ghostly child like voice.

Shepard looked up to see the familiar ghostly avatar of a child, that kept popping into his dream for some reason.

"You?!" he staggered onto his feet. "Who are you!?!"

"I am the Catalyst."

"OK..... So, are you going to help me defeat the Reapers, right?"

"Not exactly. But I'm willing to make a bad deal with you, which will result in you dying no matter what you choose."

"What?!" he shouted.

"Anyway, your choices are; xenocide of all machines in the galaxy, including the Geth. Hegemony of all organic life, by turning them all into greenish cyborg things with green eyes. Or control over the Reapers?"

"Yeah, those all sound bad." Shepard pulled a pistol out. "How about I just shoot you?!" he shouted.

"That will merely result in the cycle continuing."

"Wait, when you said controlling you? Couldn't I just send you and all the Reapers into the nearest star to die?"

"Um, yes. If you wished."

"But what exactly happens to me when I control you? Since I'm dead."

"You will become a Space God."

"Fucking dumb ass space magic!"

"Hey, I didn't make the universe!"

"If I control the Reaper, will I still get to go bang people?"

"No."

Shepard glared at the space God kid angrily. "Man, I hate all these difficult decisions I have to make in my life!"

"You must choose. The fate of this cycle depends on your decision."

***

Elsewhere, in another universe. Far to the north in Skyrim, high in snowy mountains the fearsome Human Nord warrior Dovahkiin was riding his trusty steed and lover Twilight Sparkle. She was a sexy purple unicorn. Dovahkiin wore nothing but iron boots, a horned helmet, iron gauntlets and a loin cloth to cover himself, like a true manly man. He was armed with a mighty dragon bone sword, which he had put away in a scabbard.

Suddenly Twilight Sparkle gasped in shock stopping in her tracks, near the skeleton of a dragon, they killed earlier.

"What is it my love?" said the Dragonborn with concern.

"The Reapers are going to force Commander Shepherd to make a stupid decision!"

"Oh no! We must put a stop to it!"

Dovahkiin and Twilight shared a passionate kiss, before she flashed her horn and two Human and Pony lovers disappeared in a blinding flash of light.

***

Commander Shepard had still not made a decision, whom was sweating under the pressure of such a hard decision.

"Choose Shepard!" shouted the God Child.

"Uh, I-I....... um, uhhhh... I choose... uhhh--- There was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Dovahkiin, mounted on the back of Twilight Sparkle next to the God child. "........ What?"

"… What? I've never seen anything like this?" said the Catalyst.

"Begone evil!" shouted Twilight Sparkle flashing her horn.

A powerful blast of magic hit the catalyst, which caused him to explode and turn all the Reapers bright pink and made all the indoctrinated servants explode. The Reapers were now peace loving and left the galaxy and went back out into dark space.

All across the galaxy, everyone cheered as the Reapers left their worlds.

"Uh thank you cute unicorn."

"You're welcome." she said giving him a smile while blushing.

"Would you like to have a threesome with us to celebrate?" said Dovahkiin.

"Hell yeah!" he shouted.

Twilight flashed her horn and all three disappeared in a blinding flash of light.

***

In the Normandy, Commander Shepard, Dovahkiin and Twilight Sparkle appeared in the captain's bedroom.

"Yay!" she shouted with glee.

Shepard and Dovahkiin whipped out their giant monster cocks and cock slapped Twilight across the face.

"Oh yeah! Come get me big boys!" she said with bedroom eyes as she walked toward the bed, while swinging her big butt sexfully from side to side.

Once she was on the bed, Twilight waved her butt at Commander Shepard. Shepard grinned, then walked over and stuffed his massive terrifying penis up the unicorn's butthole, while Dovahkiin went underneath her and stuffed his massive penis up her pussy.

Twilight squealed in delight as the two monster cocks began to pound into her.

And to make things even better, there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a red lobster man, whom had a gigantic penis.

"Whoop whoop whoop! Zoidberg is here to make this a glorious sexy foursome!" he shouted while clicking his claws excitedly.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" shouted Twilight in excitement repeatedly.

Zoidberg walled over to stuff his massive terrifying penis down Twilight's throat, whom had the power to create hyperspace in her throat, in order to swallow such a mighty penis.

The unicorn moaned aloud as the three slammed into her with their enormous penises. Zoidberg's penis while it constantly poured semen into her mouth every five second, it tasted of delicious garbage and tartar sauce and his monster cock never went soft.

It was a glorious foursome for the history books to write about.

A few weeks later, Shepard visited Ponyville to get some peace and quiet, where he made many friends and met his true love, the sexy alien Earth Pony Applejack.

And Shepard and his trusty steed and lover Applejack had many sexy adventures across the multiverse, battling the forces of evil, such as the evil alter ego of good and sexy Celestia. Unlike their good and sexy Celestia, whom had a Human fetish, this alter ego wanted to turn all Humanity into pastel smiling Pony zombies.

The End