Chapter 1: EXPLOSION in space
One really foggy, horrible, boring, and meaningless day in Ponyville Twilight Sparkle said "Today is boring I want caaaake and ice creeeeeeeeeam," Then Pinkie came in and started reading about history. Then the world blew up...... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Rarity said "sugarcube," in spaaaace. Applejack hit her in the horn with a pencil and said "I is sugarcube and u is fabric softener!"
Spike died and Rainbow Dash was going out with Carrot Top.
"............and that's how I think it all went down at Ponyville !" said the young colt proudly in front of his class. "Well it was...interesting to say the least." said Cheerilee in an attempt at complementing his story. The colt's name was Spitsy, he was a short and somewhat pudgy unicorn with a knack for saying things that sound like they came out of a bad pony fanfic. Just when Spitsy was about to take his seat there was a loud buzz coming from the P.A. system that stretched to every nook and cranny of Neo-Cyber-SpaceQuestria *WHIRRRR* "This is Princess Celestia speaking, all able-bodied ponies please report to the public areas as we are performing maintenance in the scholar and work areas, the Government of NCSQ apologizes in advance." and with that , all the little foals piled out of Cheerilee's classroom and into the polished steel and ivory halls of Neo-Cyber-SpaceQuestria Sector QQ-42. NCSQ was a sort of space colony which was split apart into different areas, it became this way after the planet on which the ponies lived began to fall apart. Were it tornadoes , volcanoes , earthquakes , or crappy fanfics bad stuff was happening down there, Celestia's answer to this problem? SHOOT EVERYPONY INTO SPACE! (The moon was much to crowded anyway). After that idea was thought up everypony crammed into a big ol' rocket and blasted off, over time Celestia and her buddies constructed Neo-Cyber-SpaceQuestria (The long name is because SpaceQuestria I didn't have advanced technology due to being a medieval prototype and Cyber-SpaceQuestria was already the copyrighted name of a bizarre trading card game.)
