She Tastes Like Bacon

by Chaotic Note

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Porn, Sex, Sunset Shimmer
Length: 2775

Twilight catches Spike and Sunset Shimmer doing the nasty in her bathroom. She is then tempted to join in. Apparently, Sunset's pussy tastes like something Twilight tried in the human world, a guilty pleasure she swore to never let up again.

Twilight tasted meat before. Not a long time ago, but recently. Ever since she came back from the human world, the taste of bacon was lingering. She knew how horrible it was to eat meat - as a pony - and harming innocent animals was mind boggling - as a pony, but by Celestia did she want to savor the flavor once more. But that would be bad. Over time, Twilight learned to suppress that memory, never wanted to be reminded of it ever again.

That is, until that day she catches Sunset Shimmer in her bathroom with Spike. Doing the thing.

Author Notes
~ Where it all started.
~ Spike is aged up to young adulthood.
~ Not really much of a story here. Going to be mostly clop for no reason at all other than the concept that Sunset's succulent folds tastes delicious.

Published 2021-12-21 18:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-12-21 18:30:02 UTC

Yeah, I totally wrote this.

Author's Note

Yo. If this is your first time reading one of my stories, hello! If you knew about me from way back then, then all I got to say is man... it's been years since I posted anything new on this site.

Anyway, I felt like digging through my old fanfics and I found this thing. I wrote this all the way back in 2014 but never posted it! Kind of shocked that I didn't, but I guess me being young back then, I didn't want to be known for posting erotica on my main account. I think I had plans to make a NSFW alt-account, but never got around to doing so. Anyway, it has been years, and this has been long overdue.

Yeah, I totally wrote this.

“Spike!” Twilight lifted up a couch with her magic before setting it back down. “Spike? Where are you?” she yelled. Where in Equestria could he be?

She took a flight up the wooden stairs of her home. She had just come back from a two week trip to Canterlot in order to meet the ambassadors from Eagleland of the Birdish Isle. Unlike Gryphonia, the gryphons of Eagleland were quite pleasant to chat with. Although she did snatch a couple snickers of her wings. The thought of her bad her face flush red in embarrassment. It’s not like she had time to preen her feathers!

Six years of having a pair of wings, and she still couldn’t get into the habit of preening her wings in a timely manner. That was something she’d have to write down in her agenda.

However, even though she admired the nation of Eagleland and its people, she couldn’t help but shudder at a reminder she encountered at the dinner table. Meat. Succulent, juicy meat were covering the ambassadors’ plates. They jokingly assured her that it wasn’t anypony she knew, but Twilight still couldn’t help but stare. In fact, it was slightly unsettling to them. What they hadn’t known was that Twilight ate meat before. As a human, of course, and not as a pony, but she still couldn’t help but be tempted to ask for a taste. It wasn’t that Twilight loved meat, but she found its taste to be rather be more interesting than disgusting.

Good thing that throughout the years as a princess and dealing with politics, she knew when to withhold her tongue. She was sure that would cause the other pony nobles in the room to change from green to noxious, neon green. Dinner with the gryphons was already uncomfortable enough, and nopony needed to know that one of Equestria’s princesses had tasted cow, pork, and chicken.

But either way, it was still quite upsetting to her that the gryphons had to leave early, shortening her stay at Canterlot to one week. Something about a “rugby” tournament of the century starting early at their home.

At least now she could hurry home early. Canterlot was nice, but the nobles were horrible.

When she reached the top of the stairs, she could have sworn she heard some noises coming from the bathroom. Concerned, she trotted over to the door, slowing to tiny tip toes as she neared the knob. She pressed her ear against the door’s surface. It was definitely Spike’s voice that was making the sounds, and he sounded hurt!

Twilight knocked on the door and immediately the heavy groans stopped. “Spike, are you okay in there?”

“Y– yeah I am!” Spike said, his voice matured from his young years. “I, uh, nature is just calling. That’s all.”

“O– okay then.” Twilight giggled. “Hey when you’re done, would you come downstairs and help me unpack my stuff? There’s a Talon Topaz in it for you.”

“Tal – Ah ha ha! – Talon Topaz?”

“Yeah! Gifts from the Eagleland ambassadors,” Twilight frowned. “Is everything alright in there?”

“Yeah! Everything is fine in here! A big one just made itself kno– oh sweet Celestia!”

Twilight raised her eyebrows in suspicion. If Spike was indeed on the toilet, then why didn’t she hear anything hitting the water? Something didn’t add up right here. “Look Spike, are you sure you don’t have any health problems? If there’s something going wrong in your body, we’d have to get you checked by the doctor.”

“N– no, no! Everything is a-okay in here!” Twilight could hear him utter a quick, harsh whisper as she pressed her ears against the door. A gasp was trapped her throat when she heard a small giggle. A girl. A girl?! With Spike?! Without her permission?! Nuh uh. Not in her house.

As Pinkie would put it, SUSPICIOUS!

“Okay that’s it! I’m coming in!” The base of Twilight’s horn flared up purple, quickly spreading to the tip.

“Twilight, wait!”

Too late. Twilight had already unlocked the door and threw it open. Her sudden anger quickly took a left lane down surprise ville as she saw Spike was indeed on the toilet, only the lid was down. The years had placed quite a number of growth in his body and certainly got more handsome. If he were to stand up, he’d be a head taller than Twilight. He certainly got a lot more confident as well, but that didn’t stop him from being slightly scared of an angry Twilight. He looked at her with eyes of a cornered animal, not sure where he could escape to. Line of sight trailing down, she saw that a mare had her head snuggled between his purple, scaly-but-smooth gams. She had familiar ketchup and mustard colored hair. It… couldn’t be, but it was!

“Sunset Shimmer?!” Twilight yelped, close to a high pitch scream.

Sunset looked up towards Twilight, her lips pulling back and revealing something wet and pink in her mouth. In her eyes, Twilight could tell that Sunset didn’t look too shocked to see her. Instead, a dirty grin was painted across her muzzle as she pulled back from Spike’s crotch. A trail of saliva was flowing down her chin, and a sigh of satisfaction escaped her lungs. Spike tried to hide it, but Twilight had already caught sight of his glistening twin towers.

She flipped her mane with grace before giving Twilight her full attention. “Oh hey there. I didn’t think you’d get here so early.”

Twilight opened and closed her mouth repeatedly. Spike’s face turned from purple to red. “Y– yeah. I thought you were staying at Canterlot for two weeks, weren’t you?”

She nodded slowly, keeping an eye on Sunset. “Y– yeah I was supposed to, but the ambassadors had to leave early for… rugby.”

Sunset smiled with a hint of pretentious amusement. “Ah right. I forgot that those birds liked to play that game. Such a barbaric sport. If you ask me, they should definitely have a more relaxing pastime.”

Spike found sudden interest in the ceiling. “Um, yeah. Relaxing.”

Sunset chuckled as she gazed at Spike with half-lidded eyes, her voice honeyed. “Like what we were doing just a few minutes ago.”

Spike coughed roughly into his fist, his blush looking quite contagious. “S– Sunset! Not in front of Twilight!”

“Why not? She already caught us. Might as well tell her everything.”

“E– everything?” Twilight hesitatingly mumbled.

Sunset’s lips spread into a devious smile. “Oh yes. Want to know how I got here?”

Twilight looked at her, then back at Spike who wasn’t meeting her eyes in shame, then back to her ex-nemesis. She then took a deep breath and calmly relaxed, breathing out. She then plopped her plump plot down on the floor. “Okay, I’m listening.”

Twilight narrowed her eyes slightly as Sunset started to rub her hoof along Spike’s leg, touching the more sensitive areas at thigh-high. “Well it’s been quite a number of years we’ve seen each other.”

“About six years,” Twilight added.

“Yes, and that was when things were calming down for me. Everybody who was at the school forgave me, and I complete my community service, but that was also when things were going boring for me. I wasn’t interested in going to any of the colleges in the area, nor did I want to become a part of their work force. Being a coffee barista for liver-stenched business men and exhausted college students isn’t exactly my calling.

“Anyway, I knew that the mirror would open up again soon so when the time came, I went through and ended up in that Crystal Empire palace. Luckily for me, there were no guards shuffling around the room it was in, and those I happened upon were very green. Green enough for me to walk past without trouble. You’d think they would be more alert at night time.”

Twilight agreed whole-heartedly. She remembered trying to sneak into the Star Swirl the Bearded wing of the Canterlot archives late at night, and even though there were plenty of guards, they didn’t even bothered to give her the time of the evening. Even though she performed a poor attempt to imitate a statue, a guard just walked past her without batting an eye.

“Anyway, I caught a train to Ponyville. You know, give you a surprise hello and stuff, but you weren’t here and instead what caught my eye was a handsome piece of eye candy.”

“H– hey. I’m more than something sweet to look at you know,” Spike said, chuckling in an attempt to lightened the atmosphere. He winced sharply as Sunset prodded his sticks with her nose. A hint of pre-cum was leaking from their tips.

“Maybe, but we’re not at that level yet, Spike.”

Twilight rolled her eyes. “Continue?”

Sunset removed her nose from Spike’s cocks. “Oh sorry. I got slightly off topic there. Anyway, Spike was kind enough to give me a place to stay while I search for a job I know I want to do. I was think of maybe somewhere in Manehatten. It’s a slow start, but I heard that the ponies there are complete suckers for magic tricks. Things, however, complicated for me when I caught Spik– ”

“Well I think that’s enough story time for now!” Spike suddenly shouted at the top of his lungs his eyes rapidly darting back and forth. “How about we go grab some daisy sandwiches and hayfries? My treat! I mean, I’m getting hungry right now! How about you gir– MMHMM!”

Spike found his lips zipped shut by Twilight’s magic. She heavily sighed. “You were saying, Sunset?”

“Ah yes. He was milking for all it was worth to a picture of one of your friends. Rarity was her name, I believe?”

A low whine rang in the back of Spike’s throat. Twilight frowned slightly at that with a bit of pity. Even though Spike had grown up into quite a handsome drake, he had yet to woo Rarity’s heart. The two were always so edgy around each other nowadays.

“So right then and there, I decided to cater his needs.”

This was the part where Twilight sputtered, “N- needs?”

“Yes, I said needs. You know, pump the gas, wag the bone, roll around in the hay, tease the rooster, lick the lollipop, squeeze the lemons, fuck.”

Spike shuddered as Sunset demonstrated with her tongue, running her tiny buds around and between his shafts. Twilight widened her eyes as she took the whole eight inches of both meat sticks down her throat, lingering there for several seconds before coming up for air.

“S- Sunset,” Spike moaned.

“You liked that, don’t you?” she said as she lightly bit her lower lips, rubbing his pink pillars together with her forelegs.

Twilight stamped the floor once with one of her own. “H– hey! I’m still here, you know!”

Sunset smirked. “Oh yes, terribly sorry about that. You want to join in?”

Twilight reeled her head back, the pupils of her violet eyes shrinking. Her cheeks blushed brightly. “Excuse me?”

“I’m asking you if you want to jump in and help me service your dragon. I mean you did sort of interrupt us. Might as well help us finish.”

“No! Why the heck do you think I would want to do that to Spike? He’s like a little brother to me!”

“Your pussy tells me something different.”

Twilight looked down and clamped down immediately. Why was her marehood leaking? She shouldn’t be this turned on! It wasn’t right!

“Well if you really insist,” Sunset said with a small shrug, going back to drench Spike’s cocks in her juices.

She spread saliva around Spike’s cocks with the flat of her tongue like she was layering frosting over a cake, making sure they got an even coating before swallowing. Spike’s claws balled into fists as he filled the library with bawls of pleasure. Immediately, Twilight shut the door behind her in fear of anypony catching his gripe. Slight feelings of claustrophobia then crept into her spine, but not because of the size of her bathroom. It was more due to the fact that she just closed herself in a room with two people having sex in front of her. Was it just her, or was the room feeling slightly hotter?

The lust performers didn’t mind Twilight though as Sunset continued to please Spike. Twilight watched Sunset’s lips drag up and push down, burying and uncovering the pink cocks over and over. Another breath was caught in Twilight’s throat as Sunset stood up and turned around, lifting one of her hind leg. Spike gulped as he stared at the curves of Sunset’s plot and the thin sliver of her succulent, juicy folds. He snuck a few peaks at Rarity’s bottom cheeks before, but Sunset could give Generosity a run for her bits. Her light amber buns looked molded perfectly by an incredibly talented sculptor.

“Well? Like what you see?”

Spike blinked as he looked at Sunset giving him naughty winks. “I– I think they’re wonderful.”

He locked his claws down and winced as Sunset began to rub the little knob that decorated her pussy. She balanced herself by pushing against the wall in front of her with a hoof. “You’re thirsty, aren’t you?”

Spike failed to contain his limbs. Slowly rising, his claws smoothed over her cheeks. “I… I am.”

“Then what are you waiting for? The saloon is open.”

Without delay, Spike dove forward with his mouth, sweetly kissing her lower lips while plunging his thin, serpentine tongue deep into her depths. Sunset sharply gasped as she felt his mini-penetration. She could feel it lash around her inner walls, whipping her senses into shape. Meanwhile, Spike’s eyes grew exceptionally large. To Sunset’s disappointment, he pulled back early.

“Twilight! She tastes like bacon!” Spike turned towards Twilight. “… Twilight, are you actually touching yourself?”

Twilight looked up from her business and immediately pulled her hooves away and closed her legs, making small squishy noises. “No I wasn’t!”

Sunset chuckled. “Oh come on, Sparkle. You should be more honest to us and yourself. When was the last time you got laid?”

Twilight could feel her eyes spin. “Wu– why do you want– huh?”

Spike cleared his throat. “I don’t think she hadn’t had any in a while.”

“Spike!”

“Thank you.” Sunset smirked. Twilight blushed with furious eyes. “So Twilight, what do you say? Want a piece of this ass?”

Twilight garbled before yelling a clear sentence. “Why should I?”

“Well like Spike said, I taste like bacon.”

Suddenly, the floor was incredible to Twilight. “What does bacon have to do with anything?”

“I’ve seen you eat it at the school cafeteria. You were munching on it like a toddler to candy, a child that has been deprived of its treasured sweets for weeks.”

Twilight didn’t think it was possible for her body to change to red. The room felt boiling. “I– I wasn’t like that… ”

Spike rubbed the back of his neck, finding the situation a little awkward. Twilight had never mentioned anything about eating meat ever since she discovered where it came from. Unlike the dragon, however, Sunset was finding this situation to be quite interesting. Removing her plot from Spike’s face, she shook it towards Twilight.

“Well you can taste it again if you want. Don’t worry. The only animal you’re going to be eating is me.”

Twilight tried to think of a response to counter that, but found that negotiations were off the table as Sunset propelled her forward with magic. Immediately she found her muzzle pressed against Sunset’s heat, her nose now covered in sex. A bit of her juices claimed a bit of territory on Twilight’s tongue, and sweet merciful Luna the flavor was incredible. Sunset’s cunt really did taste like bacon!