Chapter 2: Pinkie has Arrived

Pinkie pie as she called herself.  Stood at about 5'3.  Not skinny.  But far from fat you could say.  As if a joke about her name, her hair was pink.  With an curl.  She had to be around my age, maybe a little younger.  Her cheery outlook projected itself so greatly.  She seemed like she didn't have a care in the world, expect of course for being lost.  But it was as if this was just a minor ordeal and her telling me, was just like informing a friend.  What do I say I thought.  She said she was lost, and oh boy did she ever look lost.  Not only lost.  Maybe in another world as it would seem.  Whatever world I thought couldn't be that bad from the look of it.  Wait a second...  Pinkie Pie?  Oh fuck me.

"Wait excuse me.  Did you just say that uh, your name was Pinkie Pie?"

        "Yep!" she exclaimed ever so cheery.

        "Are you by any chance from Equestria?" I asked very doubtfully.

        This has to be a joke.  A very well thought out one at that.  But I don’t recognize the girl at all.  She could be someone I've never met.  But why would a random person pull this type of joke on me.  This makes no sense at all.

"Yes I'm from Equestria!  But how did you know.  You really don't fit the look of someone who would be from there at all.  Well maybe since you know about Equestria you could help me with my whole being lost problem!"  She said with again the same cheeriness as all of her speech.  She really dose fit the description of Pinkie Pie.  But of course she isn't a pony.  Hell she is far from being a pony.

"Listen whoever you are.  I can see you are attempting to fool me into thinking you are a Pinkie Pie.  But It's 4:30.  I have no time for this.  So go tell your friends or whoever put you up to this its too late for this shit.  Try it again at an early time."

"But I really-"

*BAM* I closed the door in her face.  Jesus, who the hell dose this shit at 4:30 in the mourning.  I would be more pissed if I would of been asleep.  Thankfully I wasn't.  Mom and Dad are still asleep.  Thank God for that.  I don't feel like explaining this to anyone else.  As I turned around I went back to the Kitchen and looked outside the window.  Good I thought.  She is gone.  I turned around planning on going to my basement again to get another drink.

"Listen!  I'm really Pinkie Pie!"

        "Fucking Christ!"  I almost screamed.  I caught myself before bursting out and waking the entire state.  I don't think I woke my parents thankfully.

"How the FUCK did you get into my house!  There is noway..."

        "It's my Pinkie powers.  Anyway, I'm lost and I need to find my friends.  There are five of them.  Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy.  Have you seen them?"

"Oh yeah sure, they are in the computer, and on the television all the time.  I can bring them up right now actually."  I say with heavy sarcasm in my voice.

"Computer, television? What are you... anyway in all seriousness, have you seen them?  We REALLY need to get back to Equestria."

"Again, I don't know how the fuck you got into my house, or why you are trying to carry on this prank, but leave, before I call the police."

God who the fuck is this girl?  And why is she trying so hard to pull off this prank.  But the way she got into my house, or the lack of.. really does remind me of Pinkie in the show.  God what am I saying.  My parents still haven't woken up yet.  But my mother gets up in an hour and a half.  What the fuck do I do.  I can't help but think she is telling the truth.  I should just either call the police, or wake up my Dad.  But I don't think either will do any good.

"Listen, I don't for one second believe your true name is Pinkie Pie.  But from the looks of how you are dressed, and how you act.  I don't think you are from around here.  Never the less, I can't just kick you out and have you bothering other people and causing a scene.  So as long as you don't make any noise, and don't bother anyone else in this house, you can stay here for the night.  Go in the basement, and make yourself comfortable on one of the couches."

"PERFECT!"  She shouted with glee.  God I think I'm already starting to regret this choice.  Should of never answered the door..

"Then tomorrow you can help me find my friends!  It will be like a search party.  YAY I love parties.  A search party is a very odd party but it's still a party! And  I'll even make search party cupcakes.  I get the feeling you and me are going to be the best of friends!  I'll even decorate them with mini flashlights"

"Yeah uh sure.  Why not."

        Well the bright side is, tomorrow is no school.  Thank God for Spring Break.  Also no one will be at the house until 4:30 PM.  Another pulse.  And my parents are going on a little spring break of there own in two days.  That should give me time to clear all of this shit up.  God what am I doing.  If it was a prank, I would of thought when I invited her to stay she would of declined.  And I'm sure it being 4:40 Am did not help my decision making at all.  My cat during all of this seemed to of hide under a table in my living room.  Well I hope my Mom or Dad don't find her.  If they do I am pretty much fucked.  I picked up my cat Stormy, and went into my small bedroom, put her down on the end of my bed.  Took off my clothes, and went to sleep.  God maybe I was already asleep.  This feels kind of like a dream.

But I knew it wasn't deep inside.  This was only the beginning of my problems.