Chapter 5: Pinkie gets kinky

“Wait, what?”  I said, still stunned by the sudden development.  Did she just ask me if she was pretty?  Well she is but still.  God if she plans on trying to have sex with me.  I don’t think I’ll be able to say no.

        “Do you think I’m pretty?  You know..  Attractive.”  She said.  She doesn’t sound as bubbly as before.  She sounded, shy?  Yeah I guess that’s the best word for it.  Pinkie never seemed shy before.  Something tells me there is more to this.

        “Well yeah.  You aren’t ugly that’s for sure.”  I said.  Fuck that probably wasn’t the best word choice now that I think about it.

        “Not ugly?  I guess that’s good..”  She said sounding even more sad.  Damn I knew that was the worst word choice in the history of choosing words.

        “Well I guess not ugly was a terrible way to put it.  I guess I mean if we were in different circumstances I would highly consider asking you out.”  I said.  That sounds much better.  Now she might think this is an invitation for something a little more physical than just touching my shoulder, which she still had her hand on.

        “Ask out?  What do you mean by that?”  She asked sounding confused.  Her bubbly tone still hasn’t made a return yet.  My word choice today has been terrible.

        “Well you now.  Like on a date.”

        “Oh.  What’s a date?”

        “You know.  If you like someone, you would normally ask them out on a date.  To get to know them better.  Like you would go to a movie, or go out to eat.  Stuff like that.”

        “Oh.  Well I like you.  You are a really good friend!”  She said.  Her bubbly nature returning thankfully.  If her hair would of went straight, then I knew I would of been fucked.

        “Well not like that.  I mean like.  Uh what’s the best way to put this.”  I said still trying to come up with a better way to put it.

“Like you would consider having a deeper relationship with the person.”  I said deciding that was the best way to put it.  Fuck this is really making me think she is from PonyVille.

“Oh.  I get it now.  A deeper relationship?  Hm that sounds interesting.  Maybe we should do that!”

Oh son of a bitch.  Stewart hurry the fuck up.  I don’t have time to explain kissing and sex to her.

“Well I don’t think we really could.  Seeing we hardly know each other.”  I stammered out.  No longer sounding as cool, calm, and incontrol.

“Well I don’t see why not!  What do you do with girls you are dating.  It can’t be that weird!”

I almost laughed.  If only she knew.  Wait, fuck she does want to know.

“Well you see.  We uh, well I don’t really know how to explain this.”  I stammered again.  Shit she is really good at making me do that.

“Well just tell me!  Then we can try it!”

Shit.  It’s only been 10 minutes.  I don’t think I can keep this under control for another 10.  Fuck it.  Here goes nothing.

“Well I guess the first thing you would do is hold hands.”  Yeah I know, lame.  But keep in mind I don’t want this to get out of hand.

“Oh, okay!”  She said.  Clearly being excited.

She then removes her hand from my shoulder.  In which her grip was growing extremely tight I might add.  She slowly grabs my hand and holds it.  She then looks away from my hand.  Her big blue eyes grew sad and tears started to grow in them.

“What’s wrong?”  I ask her.  Confused by her reaction.

“I don’t know.  I’ve never really felt this happy before.  Where I come from we don’t have well these.”  She says holding up her other hand.  Still keeping the other one clenched onto mine.

Shit.  I hate to admit it.  But I’m starting to believe her story more and more.  I highly doubt this is an elaborate joke anymore.

“Oh.  Well I’m glad that you are enjoying it.”  I said.  Fuck did I just say that?  Jesus I suck at this.  I need to get out more.

“Yes I am”  She laughs.  “What’s next?”

Shit, I presume kissing would be the next step.  Lets see.  Holding hands.  Does anything that doesn’t involve our lips touching come next.  Although that would be nice.  It’s been awhile since I’ve done anything like that.  I do miss the feeling.  The energy you could say that comes off of pressing your lips together with a beautiful girl.

Then all the sudden she let go of my hand.  And put both of her hands behind my back and pulled me in.  She then pushed her mouth to mine.  Slowly connecting with my lips with hers.  She kept her lips on mine for what seemed like hours.  I’m sure it was only a few seconds.  But the feeling that came from it I will never forget.  For a girl with no previous sexual experience.  She sure was doing a hell of a job at the first steps.

“So was that the next step?”  She asked with a very sly smile.  “We do that in PonyVille when we like someone.  But I wouldn’t know much more about this type of stuff.”  She said with a saddened tone.  “Wouldn’t it be more comfortable if I just moved in a little closer.”

She then pushed me down and I was now lying down on my back.  She then climbed into me.  And again pressed her lips to mine.  She put her hands on my shoulders for support and we started making out.  Goddamn this felt so good.  I didn’t think she would be this fast of a learner.  But it seemed she caught on fast when it came to this type of thing.  Fuck I hope she isn’t a REAL fast learner.  Or we might be in an even more interesting position.

I could hear small moans coming from her.  I didn’t think I was that good at kissing.  But I guess it doesn’t take much to get her off.

She then lifted her head up from mine while still on top of me.  Her smile now even more brightened it seemed.

“I’m sorry if I scared you by moving things so fast.  It’s just that I was so lonely in PonyVille.  There aren’t that many colts where I’m from.  And the ones that are there don’t normally go for me.  I always thought that maybe it was because I wasn’t that pretty of a pony.  So I thought maybe I would be prettier now that I’m...uh what are we called again?”

“Human.  We are called Humans.”  I said in a soft tone.  Sounding very relaxed.  Which I definitely was.

“Yeah.  Human.  That felt really good by the way!”  She said again turning back to her norma bubbly voice.  “I didn’t know how it would feel when I decided to try it.  I think I need seconds!”

She then again put her lips on mine yet again.  I decided it was time to show her something new.  I slowly moved my tongue to her lips, and pressed it in.  Thankfully she let in.  It was a even more pleasing feeling.  And needless to say that my pants were beginning to feel a bit cramped.  I’m sure her panties if she even had any were damper also.  As I retracted my tongue she being a fast learner quickly moved hers to my lips and like her, I granted her entrance.  She was starting to press her chest into mine, and that’s when I noticed she wasn’t exactly lacking when it came to chest size.  That just made the kissing session even more intense.

“Bow chicka wow wow.”  I heard a familiar voice say.  Shit.  I didn’t even hear Stewart come in the front door.  But the words didn’t halter Pinkie’s assault on my lips.  Her lips were still on mine.  And she didn’t show any signs of stopping.

I parted my lips from hers.  And she got the idea.

“Awh party pooper.  I was really enjoying that!”  She said, sounding irritated.  But she still had a less than serious tone about her voice.

She then turned to Stewart, while still on top of me and said, “Who are you?”  In her normal Pinkie tone.

“Well I’m Stewart, and I assume you are the girl Main was talking about.  Well Main, I can see why you would answer the door if she was standing outside of it.  You lucky bastard.”

“Yeah well.  It’s been more interesting around here as you can tell after I opened that door.”

“Oh that’s right!  We are going to look for my friends!”  Pinkie said now excited again.  She quickly got off of me, and started to smooth out her cloths.

“Yes, unless you would like to continue your session here with Main.”  Stewart said sarcastically.

“Nope!  That’s okay.  Do you want a cupcake?  I made them this morning!”  She said not phased by his sarcastic tone.  Maybe she can’t tell.

“Um, yeah, why the hell not.”  Stewart said.

After he finished eating his cupcake, and why pinkie went to the bathroom.  God, I hope she doesn’t need help with that.  Oh, why am I trying to kid myself.  I hope she does.

“So Main.  Hows life?”  He said smiling.

“Oh you know.  Just helping a very odd girl with understanding human relations.  How is yours?”

“Ha.  Well it was looking to be a very boring one until you called that is.”

“Yeah well you know.  I never enjoyed leading a boring life.”

“Yeah because spending 10 hours a day on the computer is very exciting.”

“Hey have you been on 4chan?  Shit isn’t exactly boring you know.  Pulse I don’t just sit and browse Funnyjunk, or 4chan all day.  I talk to people!”

“Admit it.  If she wouldn’t have shown up, your day would be way less interesting.”

“True.  I can’t deny that.”

“Hey what’s her name anyway?  You were too busy staring at her tits to answer questions when I interrupted your little “Human relations session” over there.”

“Well uh.  Thats an interesting little bit of information you see-”

“My names Pinkie Pie!  And what the fuck are tits?”

“Wait, did she just say her name was Pinkie Pie?  Like My Little Pony Pinkie Pie?  Like the T.V show My Little Pony?  And did she just say fuck?  She doesn’t seem like she would curse.”

“Darn!  Matt said that.  And who is Main?  I’m confused.  And what are tits!”  She said sounding a bit inflamed.

“Okay, okay.  Everyone calm the fuck down for a moment.  First.  Yes, her name is Pinkie Pie.  I don’t know why it is that.  And I can’t explain why it is.  But I believe her.  Second.  Yes.  It’s like Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.  She even acts just like the character from the show.  It’s very odd to say the least.  And tits are the things that are hanging from your chest.  They are more commonly know as breasts.  And that’s Stewarts nickname for me.”

“Or funbags”  Stewart quickly added.

“You aren’t helping.”

“Wait, so you expect me to believe that this girl is Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.  You’re fucking with me right?”  Stewart asked while Pinkie started squeezing her new found interest.

“Come on dude.  Just roll with it for now.  I’m not saying she is.  But, well.  I don’t know man.  It’s a really confusing situation.  Besides.  Does she look like she is a normal teenage girl?”  I asked as we both stared at Pinkie while she was squeezing and feeling her own breasts.

“Well, you do hold a good point.  Fine.  guess I’ll just go with it for now.  I don’t have anything better to do today anyway.  Besides I guess driving around a pretty girl and my friend won’t be too bad.  So do you have any idea where her friends are?”

“Uh.  No idea.  But I’m sure they can’t be far.”

“Really?  What makes you think that?”

“Well you see.  I don’t fucking know.  But how hard can it be to find 5 other girls that probably have no idea where they are?”

“Wait, 5!  Fuck dude that’s a lot.”

“Fine!  I’ll pay for your gas”

“Ha.  Deal.”

“Fine.  Then it is settled.  We will go looking for Pinkies friends.  Hey, seeing as how Pinkie looks.  Maybe the others will look just as hot.”

“Yeah well if she is from My Little Pony.  Maybe we will see Rainbow Dash.  I bet she will look stunning.”

“Yeah, yeah.  Keep it in your pants.  Okay.  Go get the car ready.  I’ll bring my Ipod.”

“Okay.  We aren’t listening to Slayer the whole time looking for them.”

“Fine, 50/50.”

Stewart then went out the front door.  And cleared out his back seats.  Jesus this is going to be interesting.  This should be one of the best, or one worst car rides I’m ever going to have.  Now I just have to get Pinkie to stop molesting herself, and then lead her into the car.

“Hey Pinkie”  Nothing.  She was too busy feeling her funbags as Stewart put it.

“PINKIE!”  I shouted.

“Huh, what?”  She asked innocently.

“Stop irritating your funbags.  We are going to go look for your friends.”

“Oh yay!  I can’t wait to tell them I have a new best friend!  Or well.  I guess better then best friend!  I’m sure they will love you.  And what do you mean by irritating them?  What are they going to do.  Start attacking people.  We are the angry breasts from PonyVille.  We don’t come in peace.”  She said using a monstrous tone for her breasts.  Well I guess they are pretty monstrous.

Christ.  This is going to be a very interesting car trip.  I think if her friends are anything like the rest of the cast from My Little Pony.  They shouldn’t be this much of a handful.  Still.  I hope we don’t spend too long looking for them.  Truthfully, I kind of want to continue our kissing session.