Death By Fluff

Written By

Serra Quill

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How did this happen, Princess Twilight thought as she lay in a huge pile of pink frosting layered above treble chocolate deluxe cake make, thats right... her.. Twilight flapped around in anger as the mass of fluff behind her grinned menacingly.

Golden Oaks Library

Twilight was rearranging the shelves and tidying before her guest arrived, somepony very, veeery~ important was coming. Two days before hoof she had received her first blue ribbon letter, her letters from Celestia were color coded. Red were for matters of emergency, Purple for matters of state (lately just applied due to her sudden Princesshood), Green for lessons. Lastly we have blue, only few ponies had ever received such an esteemed letter from the Princess, a blue letter was a request for personal matters by Celestia herself and Twilight had received one.

Sure, it wasn't exactly what she thought her first blue ribbon would be but... how hard could foalsitting be? It was also Celestias niece so she was sure to be polite and well mannered so of course she had accepted... but.. Celestia had sent a second letter.

The letter had read as such:

Dear Princess Twilight,

Thank you for accepting but may I repeat what I had said in the previous letter in greater detail, this is no ordinary request, it will be the most arduous task I have ever given anypony... ever! Even Cadence has had trouble with her cousin from now and again, as such I would like to... reform my niece, and as such I cannot find anypony willi I mean, I could only think of you for such a task. If after being given this letter you still wish to take the task at hoof, I would be very greatful and shall send her over at the weeks end.

Good Day, Princess Celestia, Direarch of Equestria.

PS. I really did warn you so... no take back okay?

It was weird that she was warned, how bad could a foal be? if only she knew.

A knock came at the door to the library, Twilight called out to Spike to answer it, he complied as he promptly opened and invited in one of the guards. By the time Twilight had come to the front room she saw a golden clad pony stood stoically near the door as he awaited something.

Why is he just stood there? wheres Celestias niece? Twilight thought to herself as she caught sight of another guard slowly backing his way through the door, on a closer look she could see that he had his helmet off and he was tilting his head as something dropped out of a brown bag he held in his mouth. Twilight came forward just a few steps away, raising a hoof to tap the guard, "Excuse me, where would the Princess' niece be?" to which the guard turned around and looked Twilight in the face.

The guard looked from Twilight to the brown bag a few times before dropping it at Twilights forehooves, to which Twilight examined confused, "Why do you have a brown bag with chocolates, no less wasting them by putting them on the floor?"

The guard pulled his neck back up as he sighed loudly, very unusual for a guard, "You will see Princess." On second look Twilight could see the guard was worse for ware, his eyes were bloodshot and his mane was a mess... very unusual indeed.

Twilight heard a small noise coming from the door... it sounded quite like the word pinkie uses when she is enjoying a new muffin, I think the word was... nomm. Twilight then saw the huge shadow looming just in front of the window on the door, then two orbs flashed into light... then the orbs planted themselves onto the glass as whoevers muzzle made the glass misty as they sniffed. Twilights stood completely shocked at the pink fuzzy, thing, that was apparently trying to eat her windows... failing terribly whilst drool splotched everywhere, "Is that?," nod from the guard, "bu-"

The guard stood at attention as he made his way over to the door, the pink menace still pressed firmly against the glass, "May I introduce, Fluffle Puff, Princess Celestias niece," he said as he opened the door.The door slammed against the book case as it swung, the fluffy pink pony face planted on of the chocolates on the floor as she kept her muzzle firmly against the ground. Seconds later after Twilight stood mouth open wondering if the creature had died upon impact, the sound of somepony wrapping their tongue to create a boat sound came from the pink thing... Fluffle Puff then proceeded to move along the floor and "hoover" up the chocolaty delights without removing her muzzle from the floor.

Twilight stood in amazement and horror at how impossible the situation was... sure this wasn't Pinkie they were talking about but to say the Princess' own niece was this... this fluffy pony was, ludicrous. Twilight watched as it ate the last of the chocolates that lay upon the ground, the mass of fluff slithered its way over to the front of Twilight as it popped its head into the brown bag and immediately destroyed the last of the innocent sweets, sending them to oblivion. Then there was just green, then pink, then chocolate covering her mane... that she had just washed.. like ten minutes ago. Twilight then promptly began to scream, to which was no surprise, all who meet the mass of pink destruction eventually snap.

As she stopped she noticed the guards stumbling out of the door in haste, "Wait! I cant do this," Twilight said as she tried to move past Fluffle, to which Fluffle clamped around her neck making popping noises with her mouth... "Come back damn you... Buck!"

You totally looked for more story, the story is a lie, fluffle puff is the truth! All hail Mistress Fluffle Puff, Overlord of all Ponykind!!

Author's Note

Hey Hey Hey, what I tell you about reading... nothing.. well. this is just for fun guyz, whether you liked it or not I am glad you have read it, just know I am trying my hardest to get this last semester done and then I am full throttle in my main stories... final essay soon, 5500 out of 10000 for my dissertation and I am due on the 25th so I thought I would put out this silly Idea I had this morning as a break from my RL problems, anywho everypony enjoy and I will cya guyz latterrr~ xxx